Kirby's picnic

Chapter 1: Random Violence

"DIE!!!!!!" Kirby screamed as he violently jammed the buttons on his Game Cube.

He was in his house, not far away from the castle of King Dee Dee Dee.

Someone knocked on his door.

Kirby got out a toy gun and kicked down the door, randomly shooting.

"YAAAH!" Rick screamed.

"Heheh, I frightened you." Kirby said, in a boastful manner.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!" Rick shouted, "And anyway, what were you playing?"

"Um…" Kirby unplugged his Game Cube, "Nothing!"

"Well, Kirby, today was the day we were supposed to hand out invitations for the picnic to every body in town!" Rick said.

"Can we invite some Nruffs from Rock Star?" Kirby said.

"Is "town" not a word in your vocabulary? And besides, you'll probably eat them all by the time they set foot here!" Rick snapped.

"Pardon?" Kirby said, smacking his lips.

"Kirby, what is that Nruff spike doing hanging out of your mouth?"

"Um… well you see…"

"Kirby, let's go. We've wasted enough time already."