Sora the Explorer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Square Enix, Disney, Kingdom Hearts, Homestarrunner, Dora the Explorer, or Nickelodeon.
WARNING: Reading this may cause brain cells to decay.
I'm not doing this to make fun of Kingdom Hearts, in fact, Kingdom Hearts is a godly game, this is just a parody of Dora the Explorer. :)
Flame all ya want :-)
Sora!
Riku!
Come on Sora!
so-so-so-so-Sora!
so-so-so-so-Sora!
so-so-so-so-Sora!
Lets go!
Sora Sora Sora the explorer!
SORA!
Riku and supercool explora Sora!
We need your help!
Against the Heartless!
Grab your Keyblade!
Lets go!
Jump in!
Moogle!
You can lead the way!
Hey! Hey!
do-do-Sora!
do-do-Sora!
Axel no swiping!
Axel no swiping! (oh man)
It's Sora the explorer!
Sora: Oh, hello everybody everybody!
Kids: Hey Sora!
Riku: Don't forget about me!
Kids: Hey Riku!
Sora: Today, we are going to save Pooh' memory by collecting the Torn Pages!
Riku: Hey, what did that little stuffed plushie do for me?!
Sora: Screw you.
Riku:(
Sora: So kids, how are we going to find the Torn Pages?
(pause)
Kid: Hey, I know, let's ask No, cheating is for losers.
Kid:(
Kid#2: Lets ask Cid!
Sora: Good idea! Now everybody, let's try to call Cid out!
Kid1: Cid!
Kid2: Cid!
Kid3: Cid!
Kid4: Cid!
Kid5: Christopher Columbus!
Strong Bad: No, F minus minus.
Suddenly, Cid pops out, like magic!
Cid: I'm the Cid, no not you kid, no, my hair is not a wig, chig chig chicka chicka chicka, b-break it down!
Kids:TT-TT Waaah! You stink!
Cid:-(. Anyway, we need to find the Torn Pages! Where, well let's see. Cave of Wonders, Chamber 6, Aerial's Grotto! Cave, Chamber, Grotto! Cave Chamber, Grotto! Cave Chamber, Grotto! Cave Chamber, Grotto! Cave Chamber, Grotto! Cave Chamber, Grotto! Cave Chamber, Grotto!
Riku: OH GOD JUST SHUT UP!
Cid: Fine.
Kid: Hey, mister, there are still two more torn pa-
Cid: Shut up.
Kid: WAAHH! I'm telling my mom!
Sora: So kids, let's review, Cave, Chamber, Grotto!
Somehow, as if by magic, Sora and Riku are magically teleported to the Cave of wonders.
Riku: Let's just get this over with so I can get paid.
Sora:… YOU GET PAID?! Ahem. Okay kids, we have to get to the middle island to open that chest. Will you help us:
Kid: No.
Sora: Good! Now, on the count of three, jump to the island! One… Two… Three! Hey! I don't see you jumping! Yeah, you over there! Jump! Jump or I'll kill you!!!!!
(5 Min Later)
Sora: Okay kids, on the count of three, say 开放!
Kids???
Sora: I said say, 开放!
Kids: Screw you.
Sora:(
Suddenly, the ground cracks and Sora and Riku fall towards their demise.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SORA THE EXPLORER!
Yes... Now, dump your eyes in chemical waste to forget the pain of this plundered story. If I don't get at least 5 positive reviews, I'll just delete this.
Yeah, I was pretty insane while writing this.