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Main Premise:- Bleach goes to Hogwarts – Collection of Shorts

Short 1: - New Teacher

Albus Dumbledore, Principle of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry waited patiently. All the new first years were already sorted out into their new houses and the feast had already started in earnest. The Great Hall was alive with chatter and merriment and excited little kids. But there was still no sign of him.

"Harry." Ron asked between mouthfuls of food.

"What's up?" Harry asked.

"What'd ya reckons gonna 'appen to our Defence Against the Dark Arts classes this year?"

"There doesn't seem to be any new teachers at the teachers table although one seat's free." Hermione cut in.

"Dunno," Harry replied, "Dumbledore 'asn't told me anything 'bout it"

Dumbledore noticed the strange energy emissions getting closer to the castle and silently he smiled to himself. Just then the door swung open and there he stood.

The tall orange haired youth walked into the hall, panting as he came closer, obviously exhausted. "Yo! Dumbledore! Sorry I'm late. Ran here as fast as I could!" the youth stammered out between gasps.

"Quite alright." Dumbledore added. "Everyone can I have your attention please."

Everyone stopped their feasting and instead turned their attention to this tall youth, dressed from in some sort of black, asian styled robes and wielding a sword, strapped to his back, almost the height of his whole body.

"I'd like to introduce a new teacher in this school to you all. He'll be teaching Defense Against The Dark Arts." Dumbledore smiled. "His name is Professor Kurosaki, or as he shall be called from now on Kurosaki Sensei."

Mummers rang through the great hall. One voice noticeable to all as belong to a certain Draco Malfoy shouted out, "But he's just a kid bout my age!" Ichigo merely glared at him with that patented scowl of his.

"I assure you Mr. Malfoy that when it comes to Defense Of The Dark Arts, he is quite capable" Dumbledore countered.

Ron's curiosity got the better of him, his voice a little louder than he had intended it to be. "That's a bloody big sword!"

"Nah! I find it just right" Ichigo nonchalantly replied hefting it around one handedly to test it's weight.

The room was aghast that this young man not much older than any of their fifth or sixth year students was going to teach and even more so when he handled his oversized sword like it was a matchstick. Screams from the younger students snapped Ichigo to attention as he looked around and noticed them.

"Don't worry Dumbledore" Ichigo smiled, "I got this!"

And with that he used his shunpo(1) quickly covering the distance between floor to wall to wall to ceiling. Not many people actually saw his hand movements as he struck each target swiftly with the hilt of his sword. He landed back down in the middle of the hall and smirked.

"OH MY GOD!!" Hermione screamed, "YOU'VE KILLED ALL OUR HOUSE GHOSTS!"

"No I haven't, I've just sent them to Soul Society." He paused thinking with that frown of his, "What you people would call heaven I guess. See they're slowly disappearing."

Dumbledore slumped back down onto his chair flabbergasted until a scream from the Slytherin side of the hall forced his attention that way. A huge, double doored gate was slowly coming out of the ground and the smell of sulphur and blood permeated the air. The room temperature rose significantly as the doors swung open. Disembodied and bloodied limbs tried to fight their way out of the gate, their flesh burning and adding to the putrid odour filling the room. Some kids close to the gate screamed and fainted. A massive sword came screaming out impaling the now screaming Bloody Baron before dragging him into the gate and closing.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO.. ack gurgle" was the last anyone heard of the baron before the gates fully closed and promptly disappeared.

"Except for him I suppose" Ichigo stated flatly, "He went straight to Hell!"

HELL?... Kids started crying and throwing up all over the place. The teachers were too astonished to say anything.

"Well let that be a first free lesson then guys." Ichigo slowly looked over all the students, "Don't do bad shit or else when you die… You go straight to HELL!"

End

A/N: Gonna make more of these shorts so stay tuned. Just general Ichigo and sometimes crew mucking around in Hogwarts.

(1) Shunpo – Flash step way to move really, really fast.