-Gulps- Erm… after a request to continue this story past this chapter, I will. But first, some clarifications.

1. They never left the Uchiha Complex

2. Jane, Meg, and Liz disappeared, never to be found

3. I AM KAT!

4. … If there's anything else, include it in your reviews. There's this wonderful thing called anonymous reviewing and guess what? I HAVE IT! SO REVIEW PEOPLES!

Disclaimer: DONT OWN

Sasuke quickly became board of staring at the blood stain on the floor where his parents had been murdered and called everyone back to his house. Even Kat…err…me.

"Why are we here Mr. Chicken Butt-Hair?" I asked (I'm referring to Kat as myself, because, DUH I AM her). Sasuke glared at me. I pretended to look hurt. "Well, I was bored." He paused "WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE PITY GAME?!" He suddenly exclaimed and flung his arms out. Hands were raised. The players were: Me, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, and Kakashi. Kiba sat out. He felt no reason to pity himself. At least, not yet.

We sat in a circle. This was the order: Me, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Temari, Kankuro, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, and Kakashi. Gaara sat in the middle, until I forced him to where I was sitting, and sat on his lap. "So… who wants to go first?" I asked, seeing as no one else was speaking. Sasuke raised his hand. "Begin." I told him simply.

He took a deep breath. "My brother killed my family…and left me here to try and test his strength-" I cut him off "Yea, yea. We covered this stuff two chapters ago! I mean, a little while ago…got anything else?" He shook his head. Sakura was next.

"I have an abnormally large forehead… and…IM SITTING NEXT TO INO-PIG!" She exclaimed before a pity cloud appeared above her head. She sat there and sulked while Ino began. "Well… I really have nothing to pity my self for, except for…FOREHEAD AND MR. LAZY BUM OVER HERE!" She spat out and glared at said people. Shikamaru sighed. "No comment." He said and laid back. Ino fumed.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO COMMENT'?!" She screeched into his ear. Shikamaru winced. "You just explained it for me…" he said, trailing off and joining Sakura under the pity cloud. "Could you guys sit in the emo corner if you're going to do that?" I said exasperated. They returned to normal, and Sasuke took his rightful place under the self-pity cloud. Choji was next. "Ino." He said simply before wincing at another scream from said girl.

Temari and Kankuro answered at the same time. "Gaara." They said. I squeezed said boy's hand, poor guy. It wasn't his fault. Naruto answered in three words. "Demon. No respect." And a pity cloud scooped him up and deposited him in the emo corner, recently renamed the pity corner. Sasuke, Sakura, and Shikamaru joined him, while Temari and Kankuro scooted closer to the corner. I sighed. Hinata was up next.

"Neji." She said and glared in his direction. She sulked in the corner. Neji muttered "Main branch…" and joined the newly formed self-pity club. "Human ice block!" Tenten exclaimed before joining the club. Kakashi looked up from his book. "Jiraiya isn't coming out with anymore books for a month!" He said, crying. I can't say that I felt the least bit sorry for him, those…things were complete trash. He joined the club and I noted that Kiba was eating popcorn in the corner and watching the show. I sat in front of Gaara. "So…what's yours?" I asked after stealing a handful of popcorn from Kiba who protested until I showed him a copy of my '55 steps to a near death encounter, Naruto Style!' and his 55 ways. "Shukaku." He said in a dark voice. I offered him a bag of Skittles, which he accepted and shared with me, as we watched the others annoy Kiba because I had slipped Sasuke a copy of the list. I grabbed a handful of Skittles and flicked the green ones at Sasuke's head while he wasn't looking.

"Why are you doing that?" Gaara asked, amused at the destruction I was causing. Sasuke had thought it was Naruto flicking them at his head, Naruto thought Ino was framing him, and Ino in turn thought Sakura was framing her. I turned away from my lovely chaos and answered him. "The green ones are grass flavored." I said simply and returned to causing destruction. He blinked before turning back and watching me put my gift of annoyance to good use, while using my acting skills to keep myself innocent looking.

All of the sudden my wach started to beep. "Crap!" I exclaimed "I've gotta get home before…you don't wanna know…" I said trailing off before vanishing completely, leaving the chaos making in Gaara capable hands. And a bag of assorted colored Skittles.