Author's Notes: Hey my fellow readers/authors! Just a random, kinda stupid one-shot I came up with on a day I didn't have any homework. This literally took me all of twenty minutes. Well, I hope you like it, and don't forget, I really do think half demons would make a good pet, and someday I want to get one of my own! (Hint, hint, Rumiko! It would be a very nice birthday present!)
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't think I'll ever own Inuyasha.
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Why Half-Demons Don't Make Good Pets
These are the ten top reasons half demons do not make good pets... Here we go:
10. They aren't very friendly to potential boyfriends.
Inuyasha: Die Hobo! (charges towards Hojo)
Hojo: You should eat more vitamins, your skin tone isn't looking too good… Here! I think I may have something…
9. They don't take well to leashes.
Kagome: How many times do I have to tell you, Inuyasha?! Trying to tear the necklace off isn't going to work! Sit!
Inuyasha: GAAH! (crashes to ground, swearing all the way, leaving Inuyasha shaped hole in the dirt)
8. They obsess over the searching of jewel shards.
Inuyasha: Sense any shards, Kagome?
Kagome: No.
Inuyasha: (pauses for a moment) How about now?
Kagome: (annoyed) Not yet, Inuyasha…
(silence for one minute)
Inuyasha: How about now?
All: NO!
7. They don't communicate very effectively.
Inuyasha: Kagome… I just kinda wanted to tell you… you know…
Kagome: I know…?
Inuyasha: (blushing) W-well I mean… you know…
Kagome: (blinks repeatedly) I don't know what you mean…
Inuyasha: Feh! Forget it, wench! (walks off leaving Kagome confused)
6. They seem to only be able to say one word at a time.
Shippo: Hey, Inuyasha! Where were you?
Inuyasha: Feh.
Sango: I think you should go fetch Kagome from her era.
Inuyasha: Feh.
Miroku: Your clothes are on fire…
Inuyasha: Feh.
5. They don't have very good relations with their living family members.
Sesshomaru: I shall allow you to live your pathetic, worthless existence for a couple more seconds before I do the world a favor and rid you from this life.
Inuyasha: Fuck off!
Miroku: (tears in his eyes) Awww, they're having a brotherly moment!
4. They aren't a favorite of your friends.
Eri: Yo, Kagome, where is that no good, jealous, possessive, two-timing boyfriend of yours?!
Yuka: (punches a fist into her palm threateningly) Ooooh, if I ever get my hands on that jerk…
Kagome: O.O
3. They still hold feelings for your long-dead incarnation.
Kagome: (sniff) LOSING TO A CORPSE! OH, THE HUMILIATION!
Kikyo: I'm telling you, clay bodies and freakish soul stealers are irresistible to men!
2. They always come with the off-chance that their demon side will take control and go on a killing rampage.
Kagome: Darnit, Inuyasha, hold onto Tetsusaiga like it was your lifeline!!
Inuyasha: It is! (sobs, cradles Tetsusaiga in his arms)
1. They don't let you touch their adorable dog-ears!
Kagome: (reaches out slowly towards a sleeping Inuyasha's ears)
Inuyasha: Don't even think about it wench.
Kagome: Aw, come on, one rub?
Inuyasha: Nope.
Kagome: (puppy dog eyes) Please?
Inuyasha: Forget about it.
Kagome: Fine! Sit! (scratches a now subdued Inuyasha's ears) Ha! Fuzzy!
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Author's Notes: This was completely and utterly random, and I know it wasn't the longest of one-shots, but for once I don't really care! (This is what PMS does to you… girls you know how I feel… boys, hopefully you don't…) Now I am going to complete all of my stories and, with luck, start on a new one soon. Keep up with the program, you know? And if you haven't read my other stories, go ahead and check them out, just for the sake of it. I promise you they are not stupid and pointless like this one… lol.
-kikyohater92-