Sirius and James were in a muggle bar, getting drunk. Whilst walking home a strange substance began to fall from the sky causing the pair to panic. In their terror they decided to call upon Remus for answers. Unknown by out trouble-making pair, Remus was fast asleep as anyone in their right minds would be at two o'clock in the morning. Using their magical two-way mirrors they managed wake the sleeping werewolf causing him to be slightly sharper than he would be under normal circumstances.
Remus: "Somebody better be dying..."
James: "REMUS, REMUS ITS ME JAMES!"
Sirius: "ME TOO REMUS ITS ME SIRIUS…TOO"
Remus: "Okay! What's wrong? Wait! Are you guys drunk...?
James: "REMUS! REMUS! YOU HAVE TO HELP US REMUS…."
Sirius: "HELP US PLEASE…please"
Remus: *sigh* How much have you drank?
James: Hardly anything! Remus please! You need to help us!
Sirius: OH GOD WERE ALL GONNA DIIIEEE!
Remus: Calm down Sirius!
Sirius: DOOMED! WERE ALL DOOMED! THERE IS SO MUCH I STILL WANTED TO DO! AND THINK OF JAMES! HE HAS A FAMILY AT HOME! OH GOD PRONGS WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END THIS WAY! THESES ARE OUR LAST MOMENTS! I LOVE YOU GUYS! *sob* YOU...you're the brothers I never had... *sob*
James: Sirius... *sob* I love you too man! Remus... I love you!
The pair quickly began to dissolve into hysterics. Remus would have been touched if it was NOT 2am!
Remus: GUYS SNAP OUT OF IT!
Sirius: *sob, sob, sob*
James: ...B-*sob* but...
Remus: ITS RAIN!
This caused Sirius and James to look up at the mirror in shock.
James: What? Rain? But...
Remus: *sigh* James, step out from the bus shelter.
James paled at the idea and began to shake his head wildly.
James: I don't think I can. I mean what if I die? Lilly would never forgive me. I have a son at home too...
Sirius: I'll do it James. Honest man. I don't have anyone depending on me. Are you absolutely sure about this Remus?
Remus: Yes I am. You will be fine. I promise.
Sirius: "But…"
Remus: "No buts Sirius. Just do it!
Sirius unwillingly stuck his hand out from the bus shelter to lets this unknown substance gather in a small pool in his palm. He gazed at it in awe. Nothing was happening... he was fine.
Remus: "Now is anything happening Sirius?"
Sirius: "My hand is getting wet…can…can I put my hand back now? I don't like it being outside."
James: "HERE I…I'LL DO IT FOR YOU SIRIUS MATE…"
James also stuck his hand out from the safety provided by the shelter.
Remus: "Okay are you bleeding?"
James: "No!"
Remus: "Melting?"
James: "N…no!"
Remus: Are you hurting or being harmed in any way by the water?
James: "No... It's a miracle!
Remus: "Good so I'm going to go to bed now."
Sirius: "WAIT! REMUS…WHAT IS IT...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHA-"
Remus: "IT'S RAIN, Sirius…just rain. I already told you! Now, Good Night!"
James: "Rain? YES! Of course it is! Rain! INGENIOUS!"
Sirius: "My dear prongs! Why did we not see it before? Rain! HA!"
Together Sirius and James staggered down the street. Every now and then they would pause and marvel at the miracle of the rain pouring down on them.
The End.
AN: I recently updated this story. I was going to take it down but I found myself struggling to do so. It was my first post and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. So here it is. I hope you enjoyed reading. Reviews are always appreciated.