Will they ever find Naruto...

It's "What's the Deal"! (cue theme music) Where anything goes on this episode, and by anything, I mean ANYTHING! (crowd cheers as Guy walks on the stage)

Guy: Man, Shikamaru was right. This show really can be done only by Kakashi. Well, here's the clip.

-Operation: Naruto-

Day 14-Hour 316

The border of the village hidden in the mist

Link: Get back HERE!!!

Kakashi: Don't stop! Cut through the district!

Link: No you don't! (let loose a bombchu)

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei!

Kakashi: it's-nyahhh!!!! (he was hit by the bomb, causing his transformation jutst to disable-It was Sasuke posing as Kakashi)

Sasuke: Sakura, Kakashi went left...to Konaha...be discrete...

Sakura: Huh? Right! (diverted the other way)

Link: (tackled Sasuke, pinning his hands and placed the point of his sword diectly between Sasuke's eyes) Where is he!
Sasuke: I...I won't tell you unless youo stop this grudge-

Link: I'll never forgive him!
Sasuke: Then no information-

Link: Well prepare to give me the information unwillingly!
Sasuke: It doesn't matter what you do, I won't-(getting tickled by Link) heh heh-Stop! What are-ha ha! No! Heh heh HA HA HA! I'm not supposed to-meh ha ha-laugh! It's not my character-HA HA HA!

Link: Then tell me!
Sasuke: Ne-heh heh-ver!
Link: Fine by me. (pulls off Sasuke's sandal and pulls out a large feather) Still don't wanna talk?
Sasuke: No-heh heh...Mmmhm-HA HA HA HA!!! Okay, okay-HA HA HA! He's...he's in-hee hee HA HA! Konaha! He's in Konaha! AH HA HA HA HA HA! Please...stop-HA HA HA!!!

Link: Good. You've been a big help. (leaves by hoookshot)

Sasuke: Hmph. (poofs out of another transformation jutsu-to be the ACTUAL Kakashi)

Kakashi: Damn I'm good. (goes over to a ditch, picks up Naruto and peels the tape off of his mouth) You okay Naruto?
Naruto: Yeah-

Link: Nice try. (jumps down from a roof in front of Kakashi) I have you now Kakashi. Just you and me...

The scene cuts to a pic of Sasuke and Sakura with a silhouette of Naruto

Guy: Whoa. This guy can follow you to the ends of the earth.Hope they can get back safely. Come on-

Kiba: (backstage) Hey Guy-sensei! Can I ask a question?
Guy: Ummm...Yeah go for it!

Kiba: If someone gets ridda Garra's sand, can he still fight?
Gaara: Let me show you-

Rock Lee: LEAF HURRICANE!!! (kicked the gourd out of the studio) Did I do good sensei? Did I? Huh?
Gaara: Noooooo! Mommy!!! I'm coming! (ran out to get the flying gourd)

Guy: (sigh) Lee, I suggest you keep kicking that gourd. In the meantime, we have another update.

-Operation: Naruto-

Day 14-Hour 320

The border of the village hidden in the mist

Link: (pulls out fully charged sword and advances towards Kakashi) You're mine.

Kakashi: Oh crap. Link, listen-

Link: There's too many people that listened to my voice already Kakashi. Enough talk, either let me kill Naruto or hand over your life.

Kakashi: What?! Are you crazy!
Link: Maybe. Choose.

Kakashi: Link, when did this go to killing? Something as simple as-

Naruto: Wait! Hand me over.

Kakashi: Naruto!

Sasuke: (runs up) Oh no, I'm too late...
Kakashi: (w) Have you gone suicidal or what? This isn't you!

Naruto: (w) Trust me-

Link: Cut the chit-chat and give him to me now!

Kakashi: (sigh) Fine. But this won't solve anything. (gives naruto to Link)

Link: Now leave.

Kakashi: Come on Sasuke. (runs off)

Link: Now, to even out the odds-(prepares to kill Naruto but it turns out it was a Naruto clone) What the fuc-

Kakashi: Nice one Naruto.

Naruto: (was transformed into Sasuke) What can I say?

Link: NOOOOOOO!!!!

The clip cuts to the pic of Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto.

Gaara: How dare you kick my mother! I should have killed you when I had the chance-

Rock Lee: Don't you mean your 'Mother' should have killed me-

Gaara: DIE!!!
Rock Lee: Leaf Hurricane!! (kicked the gourd through the roof this time)

Gaara: NOOO!!! Not again!! (runs out to retrieve it)

Kankuro: Hey, that's as far as you go messin' with Gaara!

Temari: Yeah, prepare to pay-

Rock Lee: Both of you use weapons! Without them, your nothing! leaf Hurricane! (kicks Temari's fan and Kankuro's puppet through the roof as well)

T&K: NOOO!!!

Guy: Ok Lee, stop messing with them. All of you sit.

Gaara: (running back in, out of breath) You...can't...control me!!! (collasped in the doorway due to exhaustion)

Guy: Uhh...(w: Please tell me there's another clip) (dude backstage: it is.) Alright!

-Operation: Naruto-

Day 14-Hour 325

a forest in Konahagakure

Kakashi: We're almost home Naruto-

Link: I'm coming for you Kakashi!!! (dashing through the trees)

Naruto: Not again! Why can't he just leave me alone?! What did I do to you!
Link: Seiyaaaaahh!!! (shot magic blasts from his sword)

Shikamaru: I think it's time I inervene. (uses the Shadow Possession jutsu on Link, imoblizing him) Okay, now we can settle this.

Link: What is this?! Free me now!!!

Naruto: Yeah! Now I can get my revenge! (runs towards Link but Kakashi stops him)

Kakashi: No Naruto, we're here to make amends. Link, why do you think that killing one of us will sove anything?
Link: Of course killing one of you won't solve anything! I just need one of you to join the deceased secret of my voice.

Naruto: That doesn't make any sense!
Link: You're the main reason I need to!

Shikamaru: Naruto, shut up. Link, what will happen if people know how you sound?

Link: Well, they...it will...I just wanted to keep it a secret! That's my persona!

Shikamaru: Okay, think about this: I thought your persona was a hero. You know, those guys that do good, never go for revenge, don't hold grudges, try not to kill people above anything else, were NICE. Wasn't that your persona?

Link: A hero...(his eyes lost the fire of hated and revenge) What have I done? You're right Shikamaru. I haven't been behaving like a hero. I'll stop this crazy chase.

Naruto: About time-

K&S: Shut up!

Kakashi: Finnaly, we can leave-

Link: Wait. There's something I want to ask of you before I leave.

Kakashi: Yes?
Link: Can I knock him out so he'll stay out until you return home?
Naruto: What? Yeah right-

K&S: Okay!

Naruto: WHAT?!

Link: Seiyaah! (whaps Naruto with the handle of his sword) Hmph, little guy has the biggest mouth.

Shikamaru: Tell me about it...

Kakashi: You know, you are pretty good at handling him. Maybe you can come back and 'encourage' him to behave? Hmm?

Link: Nice offer, but I'll have to decline. I have made my impression.

Shikamaru: So this is goodbye?

Link: (winks, then leaves through the trees)

Kakashi: There goes a born warrior-

Shikamaru: Who doesn't know when to quit. I'm cold so let's get back already. (picks up Naruto) How much you wanna bet it's total chaos there?

Kakashi: I hope not.

Operation: Naruto-complete

Kakashi: We're back! (sees the entire crowd in utter chaos) Uhh...

Shikamaru: You owe me five dollars.

Kakashi: What for?

Shikamaru: I bet you earlier.

Kakashi: I didn't agree to it.

Shikamaru: Crap. I suppose you want me to help you stop this right?

Kakashi: Please do.

Shikamaru: (sigh) What a drag...

Finally! Whew...I know, this was a load of crap. But I mainly did it for my brother. The way he acted it out was hilarious. I wish you could have seen it. You would have liked it more. Ah well...now a message from Kakashi...

Kakashi: Hi I'm Kakashi Hatake. You may know me from such works like "Naruto" and "What's the Deal". Now I need to ask of you. Do you have any ideas of anyone you'd like me to interview? If so, run it by therichnobody. She and I would really appreaciate it.

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