CHAPTER 8: TV SHOW STYLES!

Me: Aaaaand welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway! The show where every thing is made up and the points aren't real. Yep, it's just like this fan fic, it's not real! Anyway, we're going to play a game caaaaalled...TV SHOW STYLES! How it works is, these guys are going to act out a scene, but they have to do it like they're on a certain type of TV show! Now, adience, please give me a few TV show styles...
Mcgonagal//stands up and screams// A SOAP OPERA!!!!
Everyone//stares//
Mcgonagal: What? I hate them!
Me: Oooookay...Any others?
Dumbledore: SOMETHING FROM THE SI FI CHANNEL!
Luna: A SLASHER MOVIE!
Me: Um, that's not really a TV show style, but what the hey? Lets do it! Now, I'm gonna give you guys the scene and you act it out like your on a soap opera. When I buzz the buzzer, you switch and act it out like your on something from the si fi channel. Oh yeah, we need one more thing . OH OH! DO LOST! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Sirius: OK, just don't hurt us!
Me: YAY! O.K, the scene is, Sirius and James are security guards out side of Oz, and Severus and Remus are the people trying to get in to see the wizard. Starting with the soap opera style, go...
Sirius//slaps James//
James//slaps Sirius//
Sirius: How dare you sleep with her!?
James: How dare YOU sleep with her!?
Sirius: Oh my God, your my evil twin//gasps//
James: That's right, it is I, Stepheno, your evil twin! BAWHAHAHAHA!
Severus: No, we are your evil twins!
Remus: Now, we must get into Oz to see the wizard. I'm having his baby!
Severus: No, I am!
James: I don't even WANT to know...
Severus: Wait a minute//pretends to pull off Sirius's face// I knew it! Your really the wizard trying to hide from your lovers!
BUZZZZZZZZZ //now they have to do a slasher movie//
Severus: Hey, you totally have to let us in! We're young, stupid collage sudents! And we're sluty! What more do you want?!
Remus: AAAAAAAAAAA! CHILDERN OF THE CORN!
Severus: Those are just munchkins!
Remus: Oh, right. Hey, w-where did the guards go?
Severus: I don't know..Hey, lets go in that huge house on the hill. There's PROBABLY no danger at all...
Sirius//jumps at them and pretends to stab them//
Severus and Remus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Remus: Quick, here's a bed room! Lets make out!
James//jumps out and pretends to stab them//
Severus and Remus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Severus: I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!
Everyone//stares//
Me: Ahem..BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ //si fi channel now//
James: Welcome to the planet of Oz.
Remus: But...I thought Oz was a country.
Sirius: It's both, actually.
Remus: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! ALIENS!!!!
Severus: Dammit, Remus, those are munchkins!
James: WE are really the aliens!
Sirius: And we're going to bring you up and study you!
Severus: But we just need to see the wizard!
Sirius: The wizard is our leader!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ // lost, now//
Sirius: Are you the others?
Remus: No, we're the survivors!
James: What's the difference?
Severus: The survivors got the pretty people.
Remus: OH MY GOD A POLAR BEAR! AAAAAAAAAAA!
Severus: That-was-a-munchkin-!
James: Come on now, get in your cages...
Severus: Jack, Jack, save me!
Remus: Please, we must see the wizard.
Sirius: We killed the wizard.
Remus//gasp// But why?!
James: The writers got board, they hadn't killed anyone all season besides Mr.Eko! They couldn't just keep the regular characters alive, nnooo, not possible!
Severus: AAAAAAAAAAAA! THE MONSTER!
Sirius: That's just the smoke from my fire.
Severus: Oh, hard to tell with this show.
James: Hey, where's Kate, anyway? She's much better looking then you people.
BUZZZZZZZZZ
Me: I LOVE THAT SHOW! OK, that was strange, but it's gone on long enough. Tonight's winner is Severus Snape!!!!!! I love you!!!!! Anyway, thanks for watching! Bye!