I wrote this quite a while ago. It's part of a series. I'm only
submitting a couple for now. I want to see how they go down then i'll
probably put the rest on.
Introduction by Seto Kaiba
Excuse me while I throw up.
Tea's guide to friendship
Yay, I finally get to write something on my favourite subject!
Now, friendship is a beautiful and sacred thing, if you don't have friends then you are nothing
Seto: Hey!!!.
To show you how great true friendship is I have compiled a list of all the advantages to having friends…and here it is:
They comfort you when you are feeling down
You can talk to them about anything
They are loyal
They will most likely share your interests and hobbies
They will stick by you no matter what
You won't have to do anything on your own
My full list is a lot longer but I think you get the idea from this small section.
Seto: I choose this moment to interrupt and include my own list entitled The Disadvantages To Having Friends:
They will always try and interfere with your private life
They expect you to do them favours and get nothing in return
They talk about you behind your back
They have no useful purpose
They won't let you do anything on your own
They try and offload all their misery onto you when they are feeling depressed
They always think that they know what's best for you
They expect you to tell them everything
My list is also longer than this but Tea is kicking my shins so I'll leave it at that, I think I got my point across anyway
Ok now that I've regained control on with the guide.
Making friends isn't always easy for some people but you will be happier if you force yourself to talk to new people and make new friends.
Seto: Oh yeah, whatever, I'm perfectly happy and no one likes me!
Personally I don't think I'd be able to bare life without my friends.
The simple truth is that we need friends, without them we become cold and heartless
Seto: Lies, all lies
To keep friends all you have to do is be yourself and respect them.
This ends my brief but accurate guide to friendship.
Conclusion by Seto Kaiba
Well wasn't that information worth sharing, personally I think friendship is a complete waste of time and effort.
But if you are a bit weird and actually agree with that waffling freak of nature then don't ever come near me again.
I mean it, stay away!
Well, there ya go. Please R&R.