mkay ppl. chapter 8. its a strange one...

Disclaimer...i do not own POTC godammit! but boy i wish i did...hehe...

Some credits to Redflower Fox, my ever faithful reviewer. Proof i do put suggestions in my story!

So where were we? ah yes, speeding around the ocean in a 'pimped up ride'. About that. Well, the real Xzibit travelled back in time and sewed all of them for copying the program, but being pirates they told him where to go, so now they're all back on the island from in chapter six. Which i should have called plan P.R.U.I.W.L.B. (Party on a Random,Uncharted Island With Lots of Booze!).

Billie was sat on a rocky outcrop when she saw it. The talking purple sea cucumberwalked up to her and said in an austrailian accent "G'day mate, 'ow ya doin?"

Unphased by this purple sea cucumber she replied " I'm boooooooooaaaaaarrrrddd!"

"Well why don't you visit Jack?" it asked

"Jack? hmmm. I need something totally random to do. I know! dancing spiders with roller skates on! ha! i'm a genius!" and with that Billie got up, stepped on the purple sea cucumber and squished it. Then ran up th beach laughing.

'Now, where to find spiders?' she pondered her idea. 'God i need chocolate cake!'

"CAAAKKKKEEE! I NEED CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!" she ran up to will and rugby tackled him "I need chocolate cake godammit boy!!"

"AAAAARRRGHH, JAAAACK HEEEEELP! meep!"

"Why do I always have to help yeh?" Jack asked

"BECAUSE YOU BRAUGHT HEEERR!" will screamed whilst being mauled by Billie.

"Meh, what do I care..." Billie began charging at Jack, "OK I CARE, I CARE!!!" he screeched putting his hands up in a pitiful form of defence. Down he went.

"RUGBY TACKLE!! Now, look me in the eye and tell me we have no cake!" billie was about a centimetre away from Jack's face with an evil insane glare in her eyes and had his arms pinned down whilst she was lay on him. Hmm. Interesting.

"We..."Jack closed his eyes tight shut"Wehavenocake!" and awaite Billie's uproar.

Instead she just flopped down and went " eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!! whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? ooooo sand look at it go!" so she ran off and splattered wet sand at Jack, who lay there dumbfounded. "Ha. i got you. nyaaaanyaaa!"

"oh yeah?"Jack said and got billie back with the sand. "take that beatch"

"HOMG how could you?" splat! sand pied.

three hours later and Jack and Billie got Will, Elizabeth, Norry and evri 1 else invoved in what will become to be known as 'The Great Sand War of the Caribbean'.

Ooooo. news flash ppl! i'm writing a non random story atm. so when i finish Bunnies I shall type it up and post it. Nxt chapter will be better i promise.