(819): Okay, so this is my first collab. It's with one of my best friends

(102): YAY!

(819): Muh. Anyway, we've been going to school together since elementary. Scary, ain't it?

(102): :3 You know I can't leave you alone, dahling hug

(819): She does that a lot. Ugh. This is based on a spoof we're doing when we're bored at cooking club, which is EXTREMELY (102: holds up sign reading: EXTREMELY!!) boring. So, the prologue is just leading to the real chapter. It looks better in the manga. Go look at it. Anyway, R&R.

key: "talking"
'thinking'
'inner'
flashback

Do Not Own Naruto.

The Beginning

"Muh, five bucks for cooking club." groaned a raven-haired girl. She had long hair, stopping at her elbow with it covering part of her face and brown eyes. She wore a black jacket and jeans.

"MY MANGA MONEY!!" cried out her raven-haired friend in dismay. She had brown eyes and long hair like her friend, but she changed her hairstyle often and was a few inches shorter.

"Anyway…come on. They're going to start without us," said the taller of the two.

"HAI Megumi-sama!"

"Muh."

"Okay, so you two and your friends are in Group 7." said one of the supposed teachers/ possible senior.

A group of people were standing in the teacher's lounge and unlike the tales of yore, no, the teacher's lounge wasn't a spa with a five-star restaurant. In fact, it had 8 foldable tables, six situated in the middle of the room, five microwaves, a toaster oven, two refrigerators, and a broken coffee machine. Unless there was a secret switch the high-schoolers had yet to find, this was the teacher's lounge.

"Hey Amaya," muttered Megumi as she looked up at the second floor which was only the second floor by technicality (there was a flight of stairs leading to where they wore, hence, the teacher's lounge had a second floor). Like the floor on which they stood, it wasn't special. A few chairs, a plant on a wicker table, a few tables, a couch, and a piano were all that were in that room. In the room beside it was for the fundraising parents of the school.

"Hai?" replied Megumi's companion.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" she asked with a smirk.

"Yeah!"

"Team 7!" the two screamed simultaneously as they high-fived. 'I wonder what it's going to be like…' wondered Megumi.

(102): whee flying squirrel time!! O.o But srsly. Imma DOG. DOGGY! WOOF!! = Imma ninj0x too :O

Time for Random Fact of teh chappie!!

Don't try finding anything out about me for I have made my information invisible with my invincible chakra prowress ;3 Bwahahhahhhahahhahahahhahah

(819): I seriously think you're on crack. Anyway, my name in the fic is Megumi like my other one and she's Amaya. Don't worry, Naruto characters appear soon.

(The names are now void. They are not us, they're OC's, but we based them on ourselves cuz, you're lying if you don't say your OC's resemble you in some way and it makes thinking up flaws easier.)

(819): Plus, this is practice for my future OC stories.