Author's note: This idea was spawned from an idea in another story of mine. That one will be up soon; I just have to type it. n.n;; I write stories on my breaks, so they are all scrawled onto scraps of paper and napkins that I have to gather up and type. Hehehe… Anyway, I hope you like this one! It popped into my head and was too cute (in my opinion) to pass up. I'm not sure if there are other stories like this; I didn't check.

(For those of you that don't know, Itachi means "weasel.")

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

This was all that stupid Kakashi's fault. It was his fault that Itachi, the great Uchiha Itachi, was being cuddled.

And squished, and cooed at, and all of the other horrible things you could ever think of.

The man had challenged him for some reason or another, and Itachi only agreed because Kisame had left to go buy supplies, and he was bored out of his mind. What's a little warm-up anyways? But that damn Kakashi had used a strange justu, and turned him into a dark, furry thing with beady little eyes. Wait. That sounds like his regular self. Ok… a dark, furry thing with beady little eyes and a tail. Damn it! That still sounded like himself. Damn braid… Ok fine, to be blunt, the murderer of the Uchiha clan and member of the feared Akatsuki was currently…

An adorable little chibi-fied weasel.

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"Now, now, be careful with him," Kakashi lectured. And as the weasel was being squashed against yet another Kunoichi chest, Kakashi thought with regret he hadn't tried the jutsu on himself; it was completely wasted on the asexual Itachi. No, seriously, he was asexual. Like a worm or something. The Itachi-weasel was trying to wiggle free from the kunoichi's grasps indignantly.

If there was a way to wiggle indignantly.

Okay, there wasn't, but Itachi was doing his damned hardest, and Kakashi couldn't help let out a chuckle at his endeavors.

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Damn Kakashi, damn him to HELL! The baka scarecrow was laughing at him! At him! The most highly feared Uchiha ever! Oh, he was going to kill him. Definitely. Itachi's whole body shuddered with pleasure at the thought of his hands around the copy-nin's neck. But he didn't have hands, he had paws.

How the hell were you supposed to strangle someone with furry little paws?

Wait, the demon-women were pulling him closer!

Why do these things always happen to him…

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Kakashi chuckle evolved into choking laughter at the scene playing in front of him. The woman who had been holding the Itachi-creature shrieked, "He shivered! Poor thing, he's cold."

Another shrieking female close by attempted to forcefully tear the animal out of the first one's arms. "You're holding him too loose, he needs your body heat!" she screamed. "Let me have him!"

This ended in the impromptu tug-o-weasel match that Kakashi found so amusing. He sighed. He envied Itachi so much right now…

Now only to find him a home.

Author's note: Yeah. I know. Reeeeally short. But it's just the prologue, eh?

Anywho, if I get, hmmm, let's say five reviews, I'll know you like it and continue the story. So please review!

Oh, and please vote on what you want. Do you just want this to be a fun little humor story? Or would like some romance in there? If you do, please vote on a pairing for Itachi. It can be a boy or girl, I'm open to both. I like almost every character, so it doesn't matter to me!

Ja ne!