The Wheel of Wonder
Chapter 2: The First Round ding ding
Oh yeah! I forgot this:
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot...and Smartiesgirl...sniffle...I'm not crying- I have allergies. It's true, I tell 'ya! ...blows nose
Oh, and I'm switching to dialogue style, cause it's easier. He he : )
Smartiesgirl:
Host: says happily I'm baaaack!!!!
Everyone: screams joyfully He's baaaack!!!!
Smartiesgirl: yells in fear He's baaaack!!!!
HG: Hey, why are you afraid of the host anyway?
Smartiesgirl: Well, don't tell anyone this, but he's...
HG: yeah?
Smarriesgirl: he's...
RW: SPIT IT OUT ALLREADY!!!
Smartiesgirl: (stares blankly) blink blink
RW: AHHHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!
Smartiesgirl: as I was saying, he's evil!!
HG: That's it? That's all you could come up with? After all this, that's all you could say? With that giant brain of yours, that's all...
Smartiesgirl: Hey! Don't insult the author! glares evilly
HG: Can we get on with the game already?
Smartiesgirl: Fine, but not because you told me to- Its because...RAINING DUCKS!!
Michele: You stole that from Fairly Odd Parents.
Smartiesgirl: Maybe...
Host: Okay, lets get this started!
HP: (breaks into a dance and starts singing a particular song by the Black Eyed Peas)
Everyone: takes 7 steps back from HP.
Host: Okay, everyone- this is the first puzzle. The category is "favorite candy". Think carefully!
Everyone (except JB): Let us guess...hmm...hard one here...
JB: What? I don't get it!!
Everyone (except JB): stares blankly
JB: The stares!! They burn!! (cowers in fear)
Everyone: SMARTIES!!!
Smartiesgirl: How'd you know?
Everyone (except JB): stares blankly
Smartiesgirl: WHY MUST YOU STARE??!!
Host: Okay, so that's ...$300 to everyone but JB!
JB: Why must the world be so cruel??
Michele: Deal with it...or else.
JB: trembles
Host: Okay, that's it for this round! Don't touch that remote! We'll be back after this short break.
Smartiesgirl dressed up as Mrs. Advertisement lady who has annoying voice :
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