The sun was bright, the birds were singing, everything was just so wonderful today. It was Jack and Sally's wedding day.

At the church

"Do you Jack, take this corpse to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness or in health, for better or for worse?"

"I do." he said. Jack's hands were shaking. He was still a little nervouse about the wedding.

"Do you Sally, take this skeleton to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or in health, for better or for worse?"

"I do" She said. Sally couldn't wait for the ceremony to be over. The two of them could finally have some well deserved alone time on their honeymoon.

"Then by the power invested in me I now pronounce you skeleton and corpse!" Jack dove in for a passionate kiss. As they embraced each other the crowd started to cheer. Finally, everything was perfect!

4 Years Later

Jack, the happy skeleton that he was, sat on the floor beside zero, who was barking happily at the newborn baby in his arms. Sally was on the couch in the other room taking a nap. This little boy, who was now the pumpkin prince, was soon going to find out how hard it just is to control all of halloween.