I'm Baaaaack! And just like I promised, it's been a month already. Man, that was fast. Well, after some time I finally came up with a title, which is a little weird. But who cares! I'm just glad you guys liked my other story! This is going to be a lot more randomer, and longer then AToTI. Hey, summer's like two and a half months long! A lot of interesting things can happen...and it will have a plot...eventually...

IMPORTANT: If you just came here and haven't read A Tale of Two Idiots, go and read that first. Then you'll know whats going on. Don't want to spoil the story, now do you?

Okay, so this is gonna have a little romance, so the pairings go like this:

SoraxKairi and RoxasxNamine.

Okay, so here's the long awaited sequel to A Tale of Two Idiots! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts

The Moron Chronicles

Chapter 1

Arrival at Destiny Islands

It was a bright and sunny day at Destiny Islands. There wasn't a cloud in the sky as people in town started preparing for summer break, because the kids had been let out of school the day before.

A little bit out at sea, a small, playground-like island sat, uninhabited since everyone had went on vacation. The only two people on the island were two very good friends.

"The lollipop is mine! You hear me? MINE!"

"Shut up Sora!"

Yes, two very good friends who woke up really early so they could be the first ones on the island. To do what? Sit on their lazy asses, enjoy the beginning of summer, and eat junk food.

"Come on Riku! Hand it over!"

"Over my dead body stick boy."

"It's not a stick, it's a Keyblade. Get it right moron."

"Whatever."

Sora and Riku were yanking the lollipop out of each other's hands, while sitting on those chairs that you take to the beach. You know, the things you lay down on the get a tan? Yeah, those.

The lollipop? Earlier that week, they had bought a large, assorted bag of candy. They had finished it all already, and now only one remained.

"Ah! Sora, give it back!"

"Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! Hahahaha!"

"It's not funny you idiot!"

A few feet away, a boat had just reached the small dock. From the boat came two teenage girls, one with a pink dress and red hair, the other with blonde hair and a white dress. They made their way toward the two boys.

Sora and Riku stopped fighting over the lollipop as the two came closer.

"Hello, Kairi, Namine," Sora said as Riku waved.

Kairi put her hands on her hips in amusement. "So, what have you two clowns been doing?" She asked as Namine giggled.

"Nothing. Just soaking up the sun," Riku said, putting on his sunglasses and leaning back in his chair.

"Yeah, what butthole said," Sora said, following suit as Riku kicked him in the leg.

"Ow!"

"So, Namine, you like Destiny Islands so far?" Riku asked, ignoring Sora, who was in pain.

Namine smiled. "It's very beautiful so far. I know I'm probably going to have a great time." Namine actually lived in Twilight Town with Ansem the Wise, who was to ashamed to go back to Radiant Garden. So they fixed up the old mansion, and lived there together. Namine decided to spend her summer break at Destiny Islands. So far, she'd only been there for a about a week.

"So, you ladies want to join us?" Sora asked, recovering from the kick that Riku gave him.

"That's why we're here!" Kairi said.

"I brought some extra towels, they're in the boat," Namine said, walking back to the boat.

Kairi began to take off her dress, and for a moment, Sora was going to wee himself from joy. But Kairi's two piece bathing suit was already on, they had just been under her clothes. Sora pouted with disappointed, and took his own shirt off. (He was already wearing his swim shorts.)

Five minutes later, the four of them were in the water having the time of their lives.

But then, Kairi looked up and saw a black spot in the sky. "Guys, look!" she yelled, pointing up. They all looked and saw that the black spot was coming toward their island.

"Holy crap…" Riku said.

"W-What is it?" Namine asked.

"It's a gummi ship!" Sora yelled as they got out of the way. Fortunately, it wasn't going to hit them. Instead, it hit the small bridge that connected the island to were the paopu tree was.

They got out of the water and went over to the black gummi ship. Some smoke was clearing, and they saw where the door was.

Riku went up and banged on the door. "Anyone home? Answer right now!" he called out.

He stepped back as the door opened, revealing a black coated figure with red hair.

"Organization XIII!" Sora and Riku exclaimed, summoning their Keyblades and starting to beat the snot out of the figure.

"Hey, hey, HEY!" Axel yelled, trying to defend himself. "I swear, we come in peace!"

"'We'?," Sora asked, stepping back.

Another figure stepped out of the gummi ship, quickly losing his balance and falling into the small water.

"Roxas?" the two boys asked.

Roxas looked up, but instead of seeing Sora and Riku, he saw Namine. "I really did die and go to heaven…"

Namine blushed, hearing Roxas's comment. "Hello Roxas."

Axel stared at what could only be described as 'flirting'. "I'm going to be sick…" he muttered to himself.

Roxas got out of the water and began to make his way toward them. "Why are we at Destiny Islands?"

"One, you were the one who hotwired the Superior's gummi, not me. Two, that explains the water. And three, how do you know this place?" Axel asked.

"Well, Sora is my other, I don't remember much, but I do know this place," Roxas said, smacking his ears to get the water out.

All the while, Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Namine stood silent. "So…what brings you here Roxas?" Sora asked.

"Am I invisible?" Axel asked.

Riku hit him with Way to Dawn.

"Ow!"

"Well," Roxas began as Axel rubbed his head. "It's a long story."

Ten minutes later, Roxas and Axel told the four what had happened in the past week.

"Man, you guys pissed Xemnas off real good," Sora said, whistling.

"So now he wants to kill you two?" Kairi asked.

"He wants to roast us, chop us into little tiny pieces, and hand feed us to his boyfriend!" Roxas cried hysterically as Namine put her hand on his shoulder. "You poor thing…"

Axel rolled his eyes in disgust. "So, can you guys help us out?"

The four friends huddled together, so they could talk it out.

"What are we going to do? They're Organization members!" Kairi whispered.

"I agree with Kairi. Some of them were really mean to us…" Namine trailed off.

"Well, other than the fact that I have a scar on my left leg when Roxas kicked me off of Memory's Skyscraper, I don't really have a problem with these two," Riku said.

"Well, Roxas can be trusted, I guess," Sora said. "I mean, if it wasn't for Axel, I wouldn't have found you guys at their base."

They all exchanged looks.

"Oh man, they aren't gonna help us!" Roxas said.

Axel sighed. "Then it's time we did the unthinkable." They both got on their knees, and started kissing their feet.

"Please, help us! We'll do anything!" Axel yelled.

"Just please don't let Xemnas kill us!" Roxas sobbed, kissing Sora's feet.

Sora and Riku exchanged disturbed looks, then agreed to help them out.

"But where will they stay?" Namine asked.

Riku pointed to the shack next to the small waterfall. "Everyone else who usually hangs out here have split with their families. This island will be empty expect for us."

"Thanks, we really owe you guys one," Roxas said, getting up from the ground with Axel.

Kairi still looked uneasy. "I don't mind, but what if it's a trap?"

"I feel insulted," Axel said as Riku hit him with Way to Dawn again. "And will you stop hitting me?"

"Don't worry Kairi. I believe them. I mean, me and Riku were face-to-face with Xemnas, and he really is crazy. It makes sense for him to want revenge against the people who betrayed him," Sora said.

"Yeah, Axel here is harmless. Well, maybe not…" Roxas said, laughing.

"And what about you? You aren't exactly harmless," Axel muttered.

"Come on, lets go to the main islands. You guys stick out like sore thumbs in those cloaks," Riku said, pointing to the Organization cloaks that they were wearing.

Axel sighed, but made his way to the small dock. Roxas followed, then stopped as he saw something in the sand. "Oh, a lollipop!" he exclaimed, taking the wrapper off and putting the candy in his mouth, while Sora and Riku stared at him in horror.

"He ate my lollipop."

Man, so much for updating A Day in the Life of Organization XIII. Well, I don't have too much ideas, but when I get some I'll update. Anyway, I hoped you liked this, let me know what you think!