35 ways to annoy, harass, scare, or generally confuse Prince Phobos

Ask him why he keeps getting his butt kicked by five teenage girls

Take pictures of him during his evil meetings

Inform him that laughing manically damages your vocal chords

Hint that Nerissa is single

Recommend that he take up knitting to 'release some stress'

Die his hair pink while he's sleeping. Blame Cedric

Hire a Mogriff to look like him and streak through the next Meridian festival

Start a boycott when he refuses to raise the Lurden's pay

Send him anonymous love letters perfumed with Cornelia's perfume

Give him a tie for Christmas

Buy him a pet cat to live in the palace even though he's allergic to cat hair

Whenever he gets outsmarted by the Guardians and Caleb, suggest he vent through poetry

As why he doesn't have a girlfriend. Imply he's gay

Suggest changes to his wardrobe such as more bright colors

Draw a Hitler mustache on his face while he's taking a nap. Blame Frost.

Get 'She's a Rebel' by Green Day stuck in his head.

Buy him a 'magical' therapeutic shampoo.

Act surprised when all his hair falls off.

Continually ask him why his 'robe' looks like a dress.

Spray paint a mural of him in his Pikachu boxers on the West wall of the castle. Blame the rhino.

Stick Christmas lights up all over the palace even though it's Columbus Day.

Ask him innocently why he caused them all to spontaneously combust.

Suggest he watch the LOTR trilogy to get evil ideas.

Talk and throw popcorn at the back of his head throughout the whole series.

Break into tears when he refuses to let you torture the captive rebels.

Hint that Nerissa is single reapeatedly.

Make him a Myspace.

Insist on introducing him whenever he enters a room.

Introduce him as, "His royal royalness, Princess Peach"

Have your iPod on while he's giving you instructions. Ask him to repeat about three times.

Continue 'accidentally' calling him Taranee.

Hide the keys to the dungeon and nag him about how he's always loosing his things because he lives in a pigsty.

Tell him blonde jokes during dinner.

Convince him to attend the Annual Inter-Dimensional Evil Villain BBQ

Sit him next to Nerissa.


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