Leon: Sailors And Spyro

I glanced down at the little piece of paper and held it up to the light. The reward for this was huge. Cloud and I would be able to buy our lives ten times over. I ran a hand through my hair and wandered into the living room, where Cloud was sat, in the middle of the floor, mashing away at a playstation controller. Spyro the Dragon was soaring over a lava pit, whilst trying to avoid plant pots being thrown at him by a huge fat pink thing.

I padded over to him and sat down, noticing something strange.

The little purple dragon that was currently residing on the television was also featuring on Cloud's boxers.

"Cloud…" I started, pinching a section of the material between two fingers, "…Why are you wearing Spyro the Dragon boxers?"

He didn't take his eyes off the screen, instead leaning from one side to the other, making wild gestures with the control pad.

"Yeah… I found them in my drawers… I forgot I had them!"

I forced my mind to remain calm. Not only was Cloud wearing boxers that a three year old would wear, he was also not paying attention to me. I hated that. Whenever Cloud came to me, whining for attention, sure I teased him a hell of a lot, but I gave him attention. How dare he choose this game over me?

"Cloud…" I began, but he didn't even turn around.

"Stupid retarded gorilla throwing barrels!" He yelled, slamming the controller on the floor, before mashing away at the 'o' button, to make Spyro breathe fire.

I stood up and waited behind him patiently. I'd make him crave my attention, whether he wanted to or not. I waited patiently, as the little purple dragon clambered over a wall and dropped right onto a man eating flower.

I struck.

With lightning speed, I knocked the controller from his hand and watched as it fell into his lap with a cry. The dragon got hit by the plant, and the controller vibrated, right against Cloud's groin.

"Uh…" I watched him bite his lip, suppressing a moan and hurling the controller away from him. I bent down next to ear, purposely whispering huskily and breathing down his neck. I grinned at the shiver he gave.

"Leooon…" He whined. "You made Spyro die…"

I was taken back. "You… have an erection… and all you are bothered about is your game? Well FINE then…" I stood up and pouted, looking down at him as he jumped up, tugging at my clothes, trying to stand on his tip toes to kiss me, but I wasn't having any of it. This is where the all favorite teasing came into play.

"Leon! Why are you being a jerk?" He said, elongating all his vowels. I dangled the white piece of paper in his face, watching as he crossed his eyes to try and see it better.

"Cloud… you have reading glasses for a reason…" I frowned, watching him squint at the paper. I sighed loudly and lifted it up to my own eyes, reading it aloud for him.

'If you choose to accept it, your task is to guard Whinhalt Mines. Whinhalt Mines has long been a great source of natural resources for this country, and bandits have recently been infiltrating the security system and have killed three guards to date. We have heard of your skills and deem you worthy. You will not be unrewarded however, if you complete this mission entailing that NO gold or other precious material goes missing, you will be rewarded with Five million pounds. If you do have any enquiries, please visit the factory next to the mine, where my client will be waiting.

Yours, Troy.'

Of course, Troy wasn't his REAL name. He didn't want anyone knowing it, as giving out mercenary work nowadays is seen as somewhat criminal, after the war in Traverse Town. Long story. It involves slaughter, and a rogue mercenary.

"Are you going to do it then?"

"Do you want to?" I could practically see the cogs turning in his head. He nodded once, but still looked a little unsure.

"I just…"

I looked at him. He glanced up at me through big eyes from under a lock of hair. I reached for his face, but he took a step back.

"What's in the black box on the top of your cupboard Leon?"

I felt my left eye twitch. Of course he'd ask about that. I'd strictly forbidden him to go in it. But I had my reasons. That box contained everything I had left of Cloud's past. Of OUR past. If he ever found out what was in that box, what was in those books, I don't think he'd be the same person. I guess, I sounded really selfish… but I couldn't let that happen. He'd try and track things down… I know he would… but he wouldn't like what he found.

Instead of telling him he couldn't know, I kissed him. He pushed me away. "What is in it Leon?!" He asked, a little louder. I turned away and left the room. I shut the door and heard his head collide into it with a rather loud bump. I opened it with a yank and he was sat on the floor, cradling his temple and pouting cutely.

I bent down and kissed his forehead lightly. He stopped rubbing the sore spot and looked up at me with a glare.

"You're going to pay for that Leon!" He cried, jumping up and trying to tickle me. I leapt back onto the sofa and he collided with that too. Ouch.

"Ouchy… Leon… you're such a dick…"

"Oh yeah…" I trawled, the sarcasm dripping from my voice, "…I'm just one big dick. I'm one huge gigantic penis walking around."

"Wait…" He froze, trying to figure out what I was going on about.

"Cloooud…" I walked towards him. He stepped away from me, one hand in his hair, scratching his head, still trying to work out what I had been talking about. He didn't seem to notice he was backing into a wall.

His back hit the wall and he glanced nervously behind him. "Leon… what are you…"

"You're trapped." I couldn't say, 'You can't get away from me now'. There's a good reason for that… but I couldn't go into detail as Sephiroth had once said it, and I knew full well it would bring up memories for him. Memories that I'd rather stay hidden.

He gulped down hard and tried to dash past me, but I was too quick. I grabbed his wrist with lightning speed and twisted it up behind his back, smirking as he struggled.

"Leon! BAKA! Get off me… now! Fucking perverted sex fiend!" He yelled obscenities from me as I pushed him up the stairs. For someone trying to act so tough… he wasn't getting very far…

I threw him onto the bed and whipped up his most favorite toy from the sheets.

"NO! No Leon pwease! Not Wuffy!" He was talking in a childish tone about Luffy. His stuffed monkey toy. I stepped into the en suite bathroom and dangled it over the toilet by its leg. Cloud let out a girlish scream and crunched his hands into fists.

"Pwease Weon…" He said, his chin on his chest. "Pwease don't hwurt Wuffy. I'll wet ywou dwo anyfwing…"

I grinned. "Annnnnnnnything?"

"Anyfwing."

I pushed the bear back into his arms and turned him around, pushing him into the bedroom whilst I leant against the doorframe.

"Cloooud." I purred, just watching him place the monkey back on our bed beside Celeste (1). He huffed and pouted, glaring at me with daggers in his eyes.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not obsessed with sex. I just like to come home and relax… until the weekend… which technically… it was.

"I cannot believe you! You come home after going to the bar in town… get drunk... and then expect to come home and have sex! You're unbelievable Leon…"

"That's right... Unbelievably knowing that you can't say no…"

"I can say no!" He yelled, blushing furiously, his eyes sparkling. I perched on the edge of the bed, throwing myself back so my head hit the pillows. I put my hands behind my head in a careless fashion, and mock pouted.

"Oh... my life is so tragic… I have a job that requires being around a boyfriend who won't have sex with me… my little brother is out having hot sex with his saucy boyfriend… but Poor Leon just isn't getting any…" I picked Celeste from the bed and made her talk with my hands. "It's okay Leon! I shall have sex with you!" I pretended to make out with the bear until it was snatched from my arms.

"How dare you violate my bear!" He cried, waving her around above his head. "She doesn't deserve that! Why are you being a jerk? And we DO have sex! All the time! You make me dress up for you, and I do! No questions asked! Why do you hate me? Ooooh…"

He trailed off, dropping to the bed and thumping it with his fists. "I haven't done anything wroooooong!"

I led on my stomach so we were eye to eye. He looked up, a strange sort of chibi like look on his face. I ran a hand over his face and cupped his cheek, tilting his head up to meet mine. I leant down and kissed him ever so gently on the lips. He leant up, trying to deepen the kiss, and I took hold of his wrists and pulled him up so he was sitting on my lap.

The kiss deepened and I snaked my hands to his ass and pulled his close to me, feeling his arms wrap around my neck, kissing me hard. I let him entangle his hands in my hair and his weight on my chest felt just right, like it always did.

He ground his hips hard onto mine and I moaned softly into his mouth, as he did too. Just as things were getting a little heavy, there was a loud knock on the door.

"I don't have to answer that", I breathed heavily into Cloud's mouth, a little out of breath. He just sat up and said, "Then I'll get it!"

I could have hit him around the head. I SHOULD have hit him around the head… but the way he looked... with the huffiness and all red faced, it was just hard to even TRY and hit him.

I followed him down the stairs and watched as he pulled open the door to reveal a smallish blonde, fidgeting and scratching his head on the doorstep.

"Roxas!" Cloud yelled, over affectionately hugging the small teen. Roxas bit his lip before speaking next.

"Leon. I have… something I want to ask you…"

"What is it?" Normally, I'm a complete asshole to people, but to Roxas, I would be nice. He was such a sweet guy. I'd known since before he joined Sephiroth's barracks that he was in it for Axel. And it was ME who convinced him to speak out about it. I never thought Axel would react the way he did, but now he was so much different. Now that he knew about how Roxas felt, he had no problems with being a perverted horn dog all the time.

"Can me and Axel move in?"

"WHAT?!" I spluttered, shocked.

"Of course! We have more than enough room!"

I grabbed the blondes arm and yanked him into the other room. "Are you fucking sure? I mean… Cloud… seriously?"

"Yeah!" He grinned. "It will be great fun! We have loads of shit that we don't use! AND four other bedrooms, not including the three that are being used! (2)"

I sighed. "Fine."

I waited patiently for him to finish, leaning against the door frame. I waited until he had shut the door.

"Where'd ya go Leon?"

I slammed him up against the wall. "You know what happens now." I growled lightly.

"W-What?"

"We pick up where we left off. And you owe me big time now… so let's just say… it equals to…" I did mock counting on my fingers.

"Three night in a sailor outfit, one night as a schoolgirl… two as a kitten and one as that cardcaptor girl…"

"B…But… W…what…?"

I grinned. "You asked for it…"

He pouted. "You have serious issues Leon. We need to refer you to a specialist someday…"

I ran a hand through my hair. "Whatever…"

He looked up.

"Now… where were we?"

1 Celeste: The rainbow care bear from A Girl's Life, For Me?

2 That's right. Three rooms are being used. One for Leon, One for Cloud.. and one for all Cloud's teddies and shit. XD

Okay. Axel and Roxas have a MAJOR role in this story!!! Since Sephiroth's army thing is way over, All of the characters that were involved, such as: Paine, Axel, Roxas, Wakka, Zidane etc shall be mentioned.

And yes, Leon had fetishes.

-Gives cookies, rose, and Cloud's schoolgirl outfit for all reviewers. Warning, do NOT wear near Leon.-

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