Chapter 2

God I hate you

Day uh, insert Number?

As Written by- Haku

Food supply- mmmmm, raw bacon..

Morale- Greatish

Distance traveled- 540 miles

You might notice a kinda big gap in Time and milage from the last entry, well, we caught a train, It was an interesting experience. As the people sharing Tobis row learned the hard way, Tobi gets motion sick pretty easy….

He blew chunks…

But besides that, I have great news for you!

WE GOT NEW FRIENDS!!!

Nope, not more moogles, we picked up some people today, they we ninjas looking for a quest of their own.

Their names are Obito Uchia and Rin something or other.

I'd say they have messed up Names, but then again, what kind of name is Haku?

They're pretty cool, once they heard poor Tobis plight, and Obito stopped laughing his ass off after hearing it, they agreed to help us!

HAPPY PIE!!!

Tobi sure was happy about Rin joining though, he said something about there finally being a chick in the group.

Speaking of girls, I think that Obito thinks I'm a girl…He kept hitting on me and calling me girlie

Why does that keep happening?

Just cause I have long hair, a beautiful feminine face, girl clothes, a high voice, and a bra on doesn't make me girlish (The bra is for support). Did I answer my own question? Who knows…

But he knows just how to make me feel pretty. Tee Hee!

As Written by- Obito

Food Supply- we have food?

Morale- could be better

Distance traveld- Me, about 3 miles, those guys, about 543 miles

Yo, its my first Entry, the names obito

Heres a list of things I like

1) being lazy

2) talking about Being lazy

3) food

4) being lazy

That pretty much describes me

Some might ask, why would you and your friend pair up with 2 wacko strangers, and a flock of furry teddy bears right of the blue like that?

Simple, me and Rin ran out of money on our Journey

You see, were looking for a friend of mine, his names Kakashi, hes this guy whos an uptight asshole. He also hates videogames with a passion

I didn't tell those two about him cause I doubt they'd know him. I mean, Hakus headband says hes from the land of mist. And I have no idea where Orange mask guy is from, but im guessing prison.

Whats more is that when Me and Rin ran out of Money, she suggested I get a job, I said no. I said It would be much easier if she just became a prostitute and whored herself out for money.

For some reason she got mad at me…

I don't get girls…..

After She beat the Crap out of me, I tried to calm her down, I told her I thought she'd make a great prostitute…

She beat me up even worse

I don't Get girls…

As written by- Tobi

Food supply-lots of this Japanese stuff

Morale-will be much better after I kill Obito

Distance traveled-reaalllly far

You know, I'm kinda glad we gotta a girl (a human one, MogMegan doesn't count) now, but I'm even more pissed off that the puck kid Obito joined. Seriously, that guy is so lazy, he makes that Shikamaru kid look like the green kid.

You know what annoys me worse? There was a rumor going around Konoha that I was named Obito for a while, and that Tobi is just an anagram of it. Well I got news for those craptards, I'm was never named Obito, I am not that little punk, you wanna know why?

Cause Tobi is a good boy

Yup, I really am a good boy

God I love saying that

Anyway, besides that, we arrived outside the square enix building, ready to steal the beta copy of Final Fantasy XIII (the thing with the chick). The facility was as heavily guarded as I thought. Outside, guarding that building was Cloud Strife, Ramza, Sepiroth, Tidus, Yuna, Ifrit, the whole Dalmascan army, a horde of Bangaas, the undead, Magitech armor, the red wings, the talon, the Highwind, the ragnorok, Zidane, Vivi, a dragon on rollarskates, the loch ness monster, a wookie, Sabin, Setzer, Seifer, Selphie, Seymour Guado, Kuja, the undead (again), the 1985 bears, the Cubs, and Auron.

Needless to say, we have quite a task ahead of us.

I'm going to need to think of a plan.

Maybe I'll use Obito as a bullet magnet….

That might be the greatest thing ever….

Hehehe, I'm getting giddy just thinking about it….

As written by-Rin

Food supply-what?

Morale-is that a kinda dog?

Distance traveled- 20 pounds

Uh, hiiiiiiii, I'm Rin, and, uhhhhhh, im what you call a pretty girl, and I uhhhh, Don't like words, cause, uhhhh, only nerds write or read or anything, so like yeah whatever.

Anyway, this is like, kinda like, AIM, but, its harder to right, and its less cool, cause its in a crappy journal, so yeah.

Oh, and were on this quest to stop the evil power, I mean, like, find our friend Kakashi for some reason, so, like, yeah.

We came up with a plan, to, like, break into the square place, and like, steal some video game stuff, and like, It went super. When we did it, we like, got caught and escaped, and like, when we were running away, Tobi kicked Obito in the shins, and said something about sacrificing him to save us. But we were like, a few feet away from our escape vehicle, so that was kind weird.

On the plus side, during the mission, my hair looked GREAT! Seriously, I am so damn hot, I'll bet even the gay kid likes me. Totally.

As written by- Tobi

Food Supply- fine I guess

Morale-mines fine, I got to beat up Obito

Distance traveled- were going to America, hells yeah!

Oh man, This trip is starting to look up, seriously, At first I thought letting that mother f!!ker onboard was a huge mistake, but seriously, that was funny when I tripped him and those guys from square enix beat him an inch from death.

Remember, its only funny when It doesn't happen to you.

Well, I suppose I should tell you how we did it, cause that airhead ditz Rin probably wasn't smart enough to tell you, it went something like this.

The preceding day

Outside the Square enix building

"okay, heres how its going to go down" Said Obito, giving instructions to Obito, Rin, Haku, and the moogles "The plan is simple, I call it, operation, Obito meat shield"

"hey" said Obito in protest

"no complaining, anyway, the plan goes as such, me, Haku, and Rin will go around the building and sneak in through the back, and steal the beta data to Final Fantasy XIII. Got it girls?"

"got it!" said Haku and Rin

"the moogles, will commandeer an escapes vehicle"

"Kupo!" said the moogles in agreement

"what about me?" asked Obito

"you, will attack their vast defense force directly, and run right at them, screaming like a madman and waving your arms"

"That doesn't seem like a good strategy"

"the enemy will do one of two things, they will either A, be so scared by your fierce bravery they will assume you are so powerful, they should run away completely. Or B, they will attack and mow you down, and eat your corpse (that's what the undeads for)"

"dude, that's like the worst idea ever" protested Obito

"no its not"

"theres like a 99.99 percent chance they'll mow me down"

"hehe, that's the beauty of it, if they do mow you down, they will be so distracted by the fun of killing you, they wont notice us" responded Tobi

"dude, your retarded"

"why cant you just be a team player and just be the freakin bullet magnet like I ask?"

Back to the journal

For some reason, my brilliant military strategy just didn't impress Obito, you just can't please some people, you know?

Anyway, the plan went well, we broke into it, and stole the beta, it will be easy to reprogram it (those little furry bastards are good at that stuff). The moogles got us a hummer to escape in (there are a lot of those in japan, I'm not really sure why). Unfortunately Obito survived. He charged at them, tripped and started to cry. The enemy was so sad at his pitiful state, they let him off the hook.

Damn it.

Now that we got what we wanted in Japan, we wanted to head out to America, to get to the bottom of the sergeant pepper thing and the mr. goodbar thing. The only way to get there is to fly from Japan to America.

Its only a two hour flight, right?

As written by- Obito

Food supply- Airline food sucks

Morale-until the next in flight movie comes on

Distance traveled-I dunno, maybe a foot?

God I hate Tobi

Seriously, that guy takes every opportunity to kill me he can get. When we were going through airport security, he told the guards that I was smuggling drugs.

My Ass still hurts from getting searched…

When we got on the plane, I had to get a seat next to him. I got the middle seat, Rin got the window, and Tobi got the isle.

Haku and the moogles got bumped up to first class.

Why the hell would they do that for freakin moogles?

Anyway, were going to be in the air for a couple hours, time to make Tobis life hell.

Thank god I ate that burrito earlier.

Hes going to regret sitting next to me…

Yes, I know its been a while, I'm sorry, its just that I had a really good excuse, and forgot it right as I started typing

Until next time, Believe it!