I'm going to get shot by you guys now,huh?

I feel,that everything is like...flying away. I've lost intrest. my effort isn't totally into writing right now,so I guess this chapter won't be that good,but I WILL try to try. (That sounded stupid)

Disclaimer: I do not hold any claim to anything mentioned in this story. End of discussion,don't sue me.

Co-Authors:
Sakura-chan-ikah
All of my reviewers (I luff you all)

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Tsunade's backyard jungle safari

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"Sasuke-kun...What are you doing that poor little creature?" Sakura raised an eyebrow at the suddenly muderous child. Sasuke dropped the weasel and went back to his normal self,"Nothing,Sakura. Now lets get going,I don't want to be stuck here forever." he turned around and began walking.

"...You don't have the slightest idea where you're going,do you?" Sasuke stopped,his foot in mid air. "I know exactly where i'm going! I'm going back to the house. Which is that way." he replied with a slight blush on his face,pointing his finger in some random direction.

Sakura sighed and pointed towards the cleary visable house,"It's over there." Sasuke peered over the two giant rocks and sure enough,saw the house. "Very good Sakura. I was testing your navigational skills. You will go far." he walked towards the rocks pretending nothing had happened. Sakura raised a questioning eyebrow at him,but followed anyway,carrying the injured bunny in her arms. The weasel trailed behind them.

Everything was silent for a few moments before Sasuke stopped. "Why is that thing following us?" he hissed and pointed at the weasel. "Don't you remember,Sasuke-kun? You commanded it to be your slave." she replied innocently.

"Na-uh."

"Yes huh."

"NO. Stop lying."

'That's great,his maturity must be wearing off. I bet in a few moments he'll be shouting for his juice box.' Sakura thought and rolled her eyes.

"I want juice." Sasuke demanded. Sakura widened her eyes and looked over,"No." Sasuke scowled and sat down,"I WANT JUICE!" He whined. A large sweatdropped appeared on Sakura's head. They had to get that godamned antidote.

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The house of Root Beer.

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"For the last time,i'm not playing." Gaara said simply. "Come on!" Yelled Tsunade. "It's fun! Look,right foot on yellow,left hand on red. Thats easy! They're almost right next to each other!"

Yes,they were playing twister. Why? I don't know.

"I know you can do it,Gaara!" screamed Lee,with the burning passion of youth in his eyes. "Uhm,hey guys,shouldn't we be watching the kids. Or making an antidote for them?" Ino questioned. "Oh they can handle themselves!" Tsunade yelled.

"...They're three." Shikamaru stated. "Don't forget. They will also loose their maturity and resort back to their three year old personalities by the end of the day!" Lee reminded them. "Well we're not going until Gaara puts his fucking right foot on that yellow circle over there,and his left hand on the red triangle." Tsunade demanded.

At that moment everyone looked at Gaara with a murderous intent. He sighed and was about to give in,that is until Shizune burst throw the door and knocked him down,holding a small pink bottle.

"You guys! I have the antidote right here! I just needed to clear my head,in order to make it but-" The little bottle Shizune was holding was knocked down by Gaara. She sighed and looked at the little empty bottle,"I'll be back." she frowned and slugged out of door. They heard a faint mutter of,"That took hours to make." But honestly speaking,no one cared.

They then resumed in threatening Gaara,which obviously didn't affect him. When that didn't work,they retorted to bribes. Of course,that didn't work either. Oh what were they to do,to make the Kazekage play twister.

"I'LL STUFF CHOUJI'S UNDERWEAR DOWN YOUR THROAT!" Ino screamed in fury. Gaara's eyebrow twitched,but he still stood there motionless. "You mean that fat guy?" he asked.

A scream suddenly penetrated the silence.

"UWWWAAHHH! I'M NOT FAT! I'M CHUBBY!"

Chouji burst through the doors with a flaming fury in his eyes. "CHUBBIES RULE!" his voice echoed throughout the house. "SHUT UP!" Tsunade screeched,throwing a shoe at him. Causing Chouji to get knocked uncouncious.

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World domination:Step one,Aqquire pointy obejects

Alliances: Hinata

Enemy: The guy on the oatmeal box

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"Umm...Tenten-san?"

"Yes Hinata-chan?"

"W-why do you want to take over the world? I m-mean it wouldn't benefit that much,at least I don't think so.."

Tenten stopped and looked off into space,as if remembering something horrible.

"I want to find and punish him." she said darkly. Hinata stopped,confused she asked,"Who?" Tenten looked at her feet,then turned around to face Hinata,"The guy...on the oatmeal box."

Hinata surpressed a giggle. "B-but Tenten-san,hes not real." Tenten looked up,offended and baffled,"Thats what they WANT you to think,Hinata-chan! Everytime you buy a box of oatmeal,you're giving into his plans. He wants to take over the world with that horrid...old people food,thats why WE must do it first!" Hinata widened her eyes in fear. "Don't worry,Hinata-chan! It's a dangerous mission,but we can do it! I'm sure!" she declared and punched her fist in the air.

"AHHH!" A little blonde blob ran through the halls. Tenten grabbed his collar and threw him on the floor,"Oi,baka. What are you doing?" she asked him as he got up,rubbing his now throbbing arse. "Well you see,I was with Neji and Sasuke-teme,then they found this evil bun-AHH!" Neji,with all his strength,smited Naruto with a rubber chicken.

"Neji-san? What are you doing here? Where'd you get that rubber chicken? Why did you smite Naruto with it?" Teten asked franticly. Neji stepped over the unconcious Naruto and replied calmy,"I'm here because Sasuke and Sakura made me feel like a third wheel,the rubber chicken was laying in the middle of the bathroom,and because I felt like it." he suddenly pointed at Naruto and screamed,"HAHA PWNED!" then went back to his normal self,despite his sudden outburst.

Hinata rushed to Naruto's side,"N-naruto-kun! Are you okay?" she asked. Naruto regained slowly got up,he had swirls in his eyes and a bump the size of Texas on his head. "Y-yeah,Hinata-chan.. I just need to.." he fell down and layed there for a couple of minutes. Neji giggled.

The hall fell silent. "Neji...you giggled." Tenten widened her eyes in shock. "Guys don't giggle." he stated simply. Tenten raised an eyebrow,"Well you just giggled."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"Guys don't giggle. They chuckle."

"Well you sure didn't chuckle."

"BYAKUGAN!"

"AHH! PERVERT!"

"WHAT THE HELL?! WE'RE THREE!"

"SO!? YOU STILL HAVE THE HORMONES OF A THIRTHEEN YEAR OLD!"