PROLOGUE

A crazy authoress (who Lord Voldemort would always claim once wielded pink paint against him) was bored one day, and decided to take her small purple scünci brush to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor enchanted the authoress' small purple scünci brush and sent it to different universes. The witch doctor then told the authoress that she could watch the adventures of the now enchanted small purple scünci brush.

But she had to have a special mirror thing that cost five dollars. And the enchantment of the brush would cost seven dollars. And the sending the enchanted small purple scünci brush to other dimensions would cost ten dollars.

But the authoress didn't have twenty-two dollars so she took the witch doctor's crystal ball and whacked the witch doctor on the head with it. While the witch doctor was unconscious, the authoress stole the mirror thing to see her enchanted small purple scünci brush on it's adventures.

This is the story of the enchanted small purple scünci brush. Enjoy.