Ten reasons why Sephiroth hates his brothers
Prologue
Summery: A two room apartment, one silver haired killer and his three childish blundering brothers, what does that equal to? Ten reasons why Sephiroth wants to kill his brothers.
Hey hey! I'm back again! I was having a terrible writers block when this idea just smacked me across the head literally. What happens when you put Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz into a two room apartment? Hehe trouble. Alright this story is set in an alternative universe; forget who these four and anyone else who shows up in this story are. They are different! Like in my Kadaj stories. Now Yazoo, be a dear and do the disclaimer for me please!
Yazoo: (sigh) Northsky does not own anybody in this story… we all belong to Square-Enix.
It was an okay looking apartment. The walls were a steel gray-color, there are about 7 stories, and the neighborhood was a quiet one. A pretty good deal if you only have a few hundred gil with you.
Sephiroth was pretty proud with himself, his threats—I mean persuasive skills—always work on people. He swaggered into the lobby, as if he owned it.
"Nii-chan! It's heavy!" A high boyish voice stopped him in his steps. He turned around slowly, almost reluctantly.
Three silver haired boys stood behind him, each carrying or dragging a luggage two times their height and weight. The short haired one was carrying two, stumbling under his burden.
"What about it?" Sephiroth asked imperiously, looking down at them. They were at least a head shorter than him.
The middle one who talked, looked up from under the floral print luggage he was carrying. One Catlike green-eye met Sephiroth's piercing blue-green ones. The other eye was hidden under a curtain of straight silver hair.
"Why can't you carry some nii-chan?" The teenager asked.
"Because I'm telling you to." Sephiroth answered simply. He didn't want to waste any words on these simple creatures.
"But nii-chan these are sooo heavy." The short haired one whined pathetically, and shifted under the heavy suit cases.
"Stop whining, why can't you guys be quiet like Yazoo?" Sephiroth gestured at the last silver haired boy, who stood silently watching the whole argument.
"But it's so heavy…I don't think I can hold it up anymo-" The short haired one's words were cut off by the collapse of the overstuffed bags.
Sephiroth sighed at the useless group of idiots in front of him, and turned around to leave.
"Pick up that idiot and the luggage and let's go." He ordered over his shoulders. The quiet one, Yazoo bent down to help his older brother up.
"Don't cry Loz," he quietly calmed his tear stained brother. "Nii-chan didn't mean it."
"I think he did though." The middle one, Kadaj casually commented. His statement cause more tears to burst out of his brother's eyes.
Yazoo ignored his younger brother's comments, and dusted Loz off, "Does it hurt anywhere Loz?" He asked gently.
The cry-baby, Loz shook his head side to side, reminding many people of a giant kindergartener in black skin tight leather.
"Hurry up!" Sephiroth yelled from the other side of the lobby, impatiently holding the elevator door for his younger brothers.
They rushed towards him as fast as their heavy packs could allow them, and squeezed into the elevator.
It was a tight fit in the elevator. Sephiroth wiggled (AN: Sephiroth wiggled…for some reason that sounds so weird…) and tried to find a comfortable position. The edge of a suitcase was digging into his ribs on the left, and his entire figure was mashed into the side of the elevator.
Sephiroth grimaced painfully and slightly pushed at the suitcase. It didn't budge a bit. The silver haired man twisted his neck to see who was under the infernal suitcase. It was Loz.
"Loz would you move that thing?" He said through clenched teeth. Loz turned his head as much as he could without hurting it. He blinked a few times; his eyes were stinging with sweat.
"I can't, brother." He mumbled with staggered breath.
Sephiroth sighed; this is like talking to a cow.
"And why not?"
"Because, there's no space."
"I know there is no space!" Frustrated with the pointy edge of the suitcase and the claustrophobic elevator, Sephiroth lost his patience.
Shoving the suitcase as hard as he can, Sephiroth managed to clear some space for him. The shove sent Loz flying into Yazoo, who in turn dropped his luggage on Kadaj's foot, who screamed in pain and dropped his luggage.
The chain reaction rocked the elevator back and forth like a baby's crib. The four brother's shouts were suddenly silenced by a loud snap.
The small metal box dropped suddenly, flying down the chute, sending a flurry of screaming black leather bodies, and heavy suitcases into the ceiling of the box.
A guardian angel was watching over these four silver haired brothers though. As suddenly as the elevator had dropped, it stopped with a sickening jolt, causing the four brothers to crash into the floor, followed by four heavy suitcases right on top of each.
"Owwww…" Sephiroth muttered as he slowly and painfully pushed the weighty suitcase off his newly injured back.
"I'm still alive?" Kadaj's high boyish voice sounded from a corner of the elevator.
"Sadly, yes." Sephiroth mumbled.
"Are you guys sill alive?" A voice came out over the loudspeaker in the elevator. The voice didn't sound like it cared if they were alive and well or if their guts were splattered all over the four walls of the elevator.
"Yeah we're still alive." Kadaj answered for all four of them.
"Ok well you're gonna have to stay in there for a while. We don't have anybody to come up here and fix the elevator for a few hours." The loudspeaker was silent after the announcement; probably off to get some coffee and donuts.
"Great, this is just great." Sephiroth mumbled to himself again. (AN: Sephiroth is very good at mumbling.) A few hours with his sibling and he's bound to come out of the elevator a raving lunatic.
They better come quickly, Sephiroth thought as he put his hand on the hilt of his overly long sword. This is going to be a very long few hours.
"Nii-chan…..I need to go to the bathroom."
Guess who said the last line? It's the ever adorable Loz of course! I love putting Sephiroth in tight situations. I might not be able to update this story for a while, because PSATs are coming this week and there's countless of stuffs to do for school, and all that jazz. Well, anyway review and tell me if you like it! I love entertaining the crowds. Don't you agree Sephy?
Sephiroth: Die.
Heh Sephiroth agrees too.