Darkness Chapter 3: Sharpners got a Death Wish, a dragon ball z fanfic

Jessie: This is the third chapter of Darkness. I'm really happy today... My pain in the ass neighbors are moving today, My younger brother and his... girlfriend moved out last night after a huge fight, and on the fourth of July I was babysitting my 2 year old nephew Curtis, and we went to Safeway with my dad, and some guy came up to me and gave me a hundred dollars! So all together I had one hundred and thirty dollars and seventy-five cents. The hundred the guy gave me, plus twenty-five dollars from babysitting, my brother owed me three dollars and sixty cents, and he gave me three dollars, and I had two dollars and seventy-five cents in change.

I went to Wal-Mart and got Crayons, a new mouse for the computer, Eragon and Eldest by Christopher Paolini, and Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Then I went to Waldens and I got D Gray-Man 3-7, and New Moon by Stephanie Meyer. I also got a borders card, so I got my fifth manga free and they gave me a purple pen. Then I went to the Dollar Tree and got a mask(swimming, the one with the nose thingie), two 3-litters of Tiki Punch, and two bags of tootsie rolls.

At Wal-Mart I spent sixty-three dollars and sixty seven cents, at Waldens I spent forty-two dollars and nintey-five cents, and at the Dollar Tree I spent five dollars and ten cents. All together I spent one hundred and eleven dollars and eighty cents!

Erm... Sorry, I was rambling. Anyways... Veggie-head is going to do the Disclaimer now.

Vegeta: I'm busy training woman! Leave me the fuck alone!

Jessie: VEGETA!! Do the disclaimer or I'll tell Bulma your the one that blew up her lab and it wasn't Goten, Trunks, Marron, and Pan!

Vegeta: You wouldn't dare Woman!

Jessie: -Glares- Wanna make a bet Veggie?

Vegeta: -Gulps- Fine! Mumbles about blackmailing bitches

Jessie: Borrows Bulma's Frying pan of Pain and Torture and smacks Vegeta in the head. -Glares at him- Wanna say that again?

Vegeta: -Shudders- Jessie doesnt own Dragonball Z, because is she did, Kakkarot would never come back to life.

Warning: Sharpner get's the fuck beat outta him. I like Erasa, even if shes an airhead, but shes not going to be friends with Videl in this story.

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Chapter 3: Sharpners got a deah wish

Videl had been going to school for two months and she didnt interact with anyone because most of them were too scared to go near her, except one guy, Sharpner Pencil. He wouldn't leave her alone. She had managed to restrain herself, but he seriously had a death wish. He had not left her alone since he had first seen her, and he was getting on her last nerve.

She sighed. She was extremly bored, and because it was math, it made it even worse.(A/N: No offense to those that like math, but I HATE it with a passion!)

She had been listening to some of her favorite bands/singers. Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, and Nickleback, when she had a weird feeling. She frowned.

Suddenly the sky had gone black, and she immediatly knew what was going on... someone had gathered the Dragonballs and summoned the Dragon, Shenlong.

Elsewhere...

Sela had finally come back to earth after 13 years. She had left for the safety of her daughter's life, knowing that if Prince Vegeta had discovered her, he would have killed her daughter because she was a half-breed and take Sela herself to Frieza, and she would be forced to either purge worlds, or be a whore for the soldiers in Frieza's army.

She pulled the bag off of her back, opened it, and emptied the contents on the ground. Out of the bag came seven glowing balls. She took a deep breath and yelled, "Shenlong, I summon you!" As soon as the words left her mouth, a light shot out of the dragonballs and into the air, and Shenlong made his apperance.

"YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, WHAT ARE YOUR TWO WISHES?" boomed Shenlong. Sela shuddered as the booming voice shook her to the core. "I wish that Planet Vegeta-sei was brought back!" Shenlong's eyes glowed red. "YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH?"

"I wish that all the Saiyans that died in the last 35-38 years!(A/N: I don't know the exact years) "YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! FARWELL!" The dragonballs flew up in the air and shot of in different directions in a blast of light.

Planet Vegeta-sei...

The saiyans were startled. They were suddenly alive again. King Vegeta was with Bardock, a third class scientist that had a vision of Frieza blowing up Vegeta-sei, and they were currently trying to figure out what the hell was going on, when two saiyans enter the throne room and approached the king. The king stared at the approaching saiyans.

"Nappa, where is my son?" The big bald saiyan flinched. "I don't know, your majesty... We were on the planet Earth, and Prince Vegeta killed me because I was too weak. I don't know what happened to him after that." King Vegeta frowned. "Why were you on this planet Earth? What were your reasons for being there." Raditz answered this.

"I went there a year before, your majesty. My brother Kakkarot was sent to that planet to purge it the same day that Vegeta-sei was destroyed. I went to try to convince him to join me, to fight for Frieza. But he had hit his head when he was a child and forgot his programming, so I kidnapped his son and told him that he had to kill 100 humans or he would never see his son again. He teamed up with a namekian, and they managed to team up and they beat me, but Kakkarot died. I told the Namekian that it was stupid for Kakkarot to risk his life, and the namekian said that they had these things called the dragonballs, and that they could bring him back to life. I told them that Prince Vegeta and Nappa had heard everything and that they would come and kill them in a years time. And then I died. "

Nappa then started to tell them what had happened. "Prince Vegeta and I had arrived on Earth and were met with a group of warriors. They fought and four died, and they were losing, until Kakkarot showed up. He beat me, but he wouldn't kill me, so Prince Vegeta killed me for being weak. Thats it." King Vegeta rubbed his beard thoughtfully. "Prepare the ships! We're going to the Planet Earth to find out what happened to my son!"

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Planet Earth, just after the Dragonballs were used...

Son Residence...

Gohan was training while Goten and Pan sparred on the edge of the clearing. He saw the sky darken and he knew that the dragonballs were being used. "Id better investigate." he muttered. "Goten! Pan! We need to go to the look out! Lets go!

He had gone to the look out, but Dende hadnt been able to tell him anything. Only that the Dragonballs had been used.

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Orange Star High School...

1 month later...

Videl was just about ready to snap. Sharpner had come over and started to bother her and flirting with her. He got more obnoxious with each passing moment.

"What's the matter baby? You want to go find a janitors closet and get some of the Sharpner-man? I'll make you feel like a real woman and you can see what a real man is."

Videl finally snapped. She punched him in the nose and sent him flying all the way down past the teachers desk into the wall behind it. She had been putting up with his flirting and him trying to get her to go out with him, but this was the last straw.

"1. The only problem I have is the fact that your ugly face is constantly in mine and you never leace me the fuck alone! 2. I wouldnt wanna go with you into a janitors closet if you were the last BOY on earth." Here she stressed on the word boy. "3. I'm very happy with the MAN Im with now. HE can make me feel like a real woman, and he's more of a man then YOU'LL ever be!!"

During all this she had grabbed and started to beat the crap out of him. So far she had broken both of his arms, his left leg, 4 of his ribs, his nose, and she beat him in the face until his face was black and blue.

"MISS SON!! PRINCIPALS OFFICE!! NOW!" The teacher had come back in the room, but had frozen in shock, but finally regained her voice.

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Principals Office...

"Miss Son, I told you that if you caused trouble again I'd suspend you, but this has gone too far. One of your peers is in the hospital because of you! What do you have to say for yourself!" yelled Principal Tokishiro. Videl just stared at him boredly.

"He's been bugging me since I started here. He was constantly flirting with me and has tried to grope me and he tried to get me to go into a janitors closet with him. He said he'd make me feel like a real woman." she snorted.

"Regardless, Miss Son, your expelled! he snapped angerly. Just as he finished, Sharpner's parents came in with two police officers and someone Videl thought she would never see again... Hercule Satan.

He didn't recognize her though, which was lucky for her. "I want her arrested and I want to press charges!" yelled Sharpner's father. The police officers walked over and cuffed her. Videl Son, your under arrest for assault. You have the right to remain silent, if you dont have a lawyer, one will be provided for you." droned the cop. Hercule froze when he heard the name Videl. He then reconized his daughter.

Videl sneered at them. "I need to call my husband and tell him I won't be home to cook dinner." Everyone, even the principal, was startled by that revelation.

"Husband?" asked the principal. Videl rolled her eyes. "Yes, husband, you moron." The principal sputtered in anger.

Hercule decided to stop them. "I can't allow you to arrest her." The cop was confused why the Champ was stopping them. "Why not?" Hercule looked Videl straight in the eye and glared at her. Because she's my daughter." he said.

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DUN DUN DUN!!

Jessie: Here is the third chapter of Darkness. And like the title said, Sharpner's got a death wish! Sorry, but I HATE Sharpner! The next chapter the Saiyans arrive on Earth.

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