THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER SEE IN RANMA 1/2

1. Shampoo: Mousse my love!

Mousse: Get away from me ho.

2. Ranma: Banged her, banged her, banged her, banged her five minutes ago...

3. Kasumi: Who the (censured) drank my orange juice! I'll cut their (beep)(beep) off!

Everyone: 0.0

4. Shoun: Akane's been kinapped!

Ranma: This looks like a job for...someone who gives a crap.

5. Dracula appears in front of Ranma and Ryouga and speaks in perfect japanese (cause he's cool like that)

Dracula (bearing his fangs): I want to drink your blood!

Ranma calmly looks at Rouga,

Ranma: I think I found you dad.

6. Genma: I love you son!

Ranma: I love you dad!

7. Ranma: Since I'm engaged to three girls, does that mean I get to have a three-some?

8. Ranma: Look at what I got.

Happosai: Panties? You preverted bastard!

9. Ranma: School is so cool!

10. Nabiki: I just donated all of my savings to charity!

11. Cologne: Son-in-law, I have found a cure to your curse!

Ranma: No thanks, I like my curse. I look so cute and sexy in my hot pink blouse (o.0)

12. Ranma: Hey Ukyo, wanna see my "Spatula"?

13. Kuno: Ranma!

Ranma: Kuno!

Both start making out while everyone else starts to barf up their internal organs.