THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER SEE IN RANMA 1/2
1. Shampoo: Mousse my love!
Mousse: Get away from me ho.
2. Ranma: Banged her, banged her, banged her, banged her five minutes ago...
3. Kasumi: Who the (censured) drank my orange juice! I'll cut their (beep)(beep) off!
Everyone: 0.0
4. Shoun: Akane's been kinapped!
Ranma: This looks like a job for...someone who gives a crap.
5. Dracula appears in front of Ranma and Ryouga and speaks in perfect japanese (cause he's cool like that)
Dracula (bearing his fangs): I want to drink your blood!
Ranma calmly looks at Rouga,
Ranma: I think I found you dad.
6. Genma: I love you son!
Ranma: I love you dad!
7. Ranma: Since I'm engaged to three girls, does that mean I get to have a three-some?
8. Ranma: Look at what I got.
Happosai: Panties? You preverted bastard!
9. Ranma: School is so cool!
10. Nabiki: I just donated all of my savings to charity!
11. Cologne: Son-in-law, I have found a cure to your curse!
Ranma: No thanks, I like my curse. I look so cute and sexy in my hot pink blouse (o.0)
12. Ranma: Hey Ukyo, wanna see my "Spatula"?
13. Kuno: Ranma!
Ranma: Kuno!
Both start making out while everyone else starts to barf up their internal organs.