Ask Naruto.

Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me. The Fan Mail is all fake.

Naruto: Okay! It's that time of week again!

Chouji: Aww man! Bath time?

Naruto: …no

Naruto: Time to read our ASK ME letters!

Sasuke: Oh goody. (not.)

Naruto: This is a letter from Arisa in Sacramento, Georgia.

Naruto: Dear, Naruto.
I really like this guy at my high school. But I'm WAY to shy to tell him. What should I do?

Naruto: Dear Arisa,

It takes time for a relationship to grow. You need to get to know him, and then get him interested. Good Luck! -Naruto.

Shikamaru: Oh Pu-LEEZE.

Shikamaru: It should go more like this you idiot.

Shikamaru: Dear Arisa,
Get off of your lazy ass writing stupid letters to Naruto and call this guy. Then at school walk up to him, look him straight in the eye and say LOOK YOU. I LOVE YOU. AND I ALWAYS WILL. NOW KISS ME, AND REMIND ME WHY I WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU. THINKING OF YOU 24/7. -Shikamaru.

Sasuke: You are BOTH wrong. It goes like this.

Sasuke- Arisa,

He's never going to like you. Get over it. Turn yourself emo and forget about him. -Sasuke.

Naruto: …….THAT'S NOT ADVICE!

Sasuke: But it is true.

Neji: Step aside lame-os. THIS is how you right a letter.

(Neji types up an extremely long paper.)

Neji: Okay SEND!

Naruto: Wow Neji, that was a lot of typing. What did you write?

Neji: Oh you'll find out when she replies.

(2 days later)

Subject: Dear Naruto

Arisa Wrote: Dear, Naruto.
I really like this guy at my high school. But I'm WAY to shy to tell him. What should I do?

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Arisa Replied again: Wow! Thanks Naruto! Me and my NEW BOYFRIEND we're talking about how Neji is the coolest person ever, and we instantly clicked! We're going out next Saturday!

Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru: O.o

Neji: Works Every Time. .

Note-- I do NOT think Sasuke is Emo.