Alien Goth#2: Soo…Umm…Our computer broke and well, our mom is now giving us a set limit. Yeah…I know! It sucks.

Alien Goth#1: Just write chapter 3! Yes!

Alien Goth#2: Yeah…I made this up in like 1 hour soo…yeah…And my sister is being a little bitch and she won't help me write this. (Sighs) So…If people have some kind of an idea and want to be nice, please, PLEASE share. (And I don't beg to people.)

I like Balloons

Last time!

So, people eat each other when they love each other?

I looked at Naruto as he still watched the movie.

"Naruto?" I poked him. He looked at me and blinked. "I love you…"

He smiled. "I love you, too, Sasu-chan."

I lean close to Naruto and kissed his lips. I pulled back and looked at him. He smiled and lean close and kissed my lips.

Now!

"Sasuke…" I heard my older brother say my name. I pull away from Naruto fast.

"Onii-chan?" I blinked.

Itachi glared at me and walked over to us. "What are you doing?"

"Watching Power Rangers, with my boyfriend!" I smiled, happily. "Right, Naruto?" Naruto nodded.

"I meant the other thing you guys were doing." Itachi said, crossing his arms and sat between us.

"Eating each others faces?" Naruto said, unsure.

Itachi sighed. "Man…" He rubbed his eyes. "Sasuke. Naruto." He paused. "How do I say this?" He sighed. "Children your age don't do that. Once you're older, like twelve, then you can "Eat each other faces"."

I blinked. "Why?" I asked.

Itachi glanced at us. "Cause, well…That's how it is."

Naruto crossed his arms. "It's just eating. It feels good."

"Oh god…" Itachi groaned. "If it feels good…umm…more down, which it shouldn't; but if it does, then you have to stop." Itachi sighed. "And it's called a "Make out session". Only teens and adults do it."

I blinked. "I don't get it."

"You're not suppose too…"

"That's stupid." Naruto told him.

"Yeah!" I copied.

"Just remember…" Itachi stared, "Once your older use a condom."

"What's a condom?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah! What's a condom?" I copied Naruto.

"A balloon?" Itachi said, a bit unsure.

"Oh! I love balloons!" I clapped my hands.

"Me, too!" Naruto laughed.

"I want a condom!"

"Me, too!"

"Umm… What in gods name did I start?" Itachi asked no one. "I'm going to the bathroom…Don't do anything…"

Itachi left. I looked at Naruto whom looked like he was in deep thought.

"Naru-chan?" I asked, giving him a new nickname.

"Hmm…" Naru-chan thought. "Do you think condoms come in different colors?"

I blinked. "Maybe. They are balloons, after all."

"True." Naru-chan smiled. "I wonder if they come in orange. That's my favorite color!"

"Really! Mines blue!" I giggled. "A blue balloon! I want one!"

We began to watch Power Rangers again. The red ranger was attacking a monster with a pink ranger cheering him on. Itachi came down and watched it with us, until Naru-chan asked him a question.

"Do they taste good?" Naru-chan asked.

"What does?" Itachi asked.

"The balloons. Do they smell good, and do they come in different colors?" Naru-chan asked.

"Umm…" Itachi blinked. "It depends…" He said.

"I want an orange one!" Naru-chan shouted, happily.

"I want a blue one!" I copied Naru-chan's tone.

"Alright…Just stop…" Itachi sighed. "This is why mom didn't want us to date at a young age.

TBC?

A/N: lol! Man I love this chapter. Maybe because I'm a guy I find this funny but whatever...You like this then great. If not e-mail me, though I'm going to switch my e-mail soon, thanks to Halo Sora who gave me an invite to gmail. Sooo…yeah…REVIEW so I know people are going to still read this after my long…vacation?