This is my point of a very goofy/interesting story. Part makes no sense, so don't hurt me, I know! This is my first HSM fic. BTW, there are new peepses in this: Jesse McCartney, Clay Aiken, and 'The Twins'(if your smart, and watch disney channel you will figure it out. Hopefully) SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY: Mathew McConahey:as him self, The twins' mom: as herself, and Zaccy Efron's mommy: as Troy Bolton's mommy.

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Chapter 1 of HSM 2 my version:

Troy Bolton walked down a hill shaped like a frog. He walked with Gabriella, Taylor, Chad, Ryan, and Sharpay. He was in the school. He had people throwing b-balls thrown at him. He started singing:

Is that what I see?

Is it a basketball coming for me?

I love Jesse!

McCartney!

Chad, my buddy!

Help me!

Mommy!

He stopped. His principal, Mr. Bubblehead was escorting Mathew McConahey, Dylan and Cole's mom, and Troy's mommy.

"MOMMY!" Troy said. "YOU HAVE COME TO RESCUE ME FROM THIS INVERTABRAE YOU CALL A SCHOOL! Hi Mathew!"

"No, Troy I came to tell you that I am running away with Mathew McConahey. And that you still have your urine that you forgot to wipe off this morning!" His mommy said. "But mommy! I will miss Gabriella having her baby! If it's a girl, she will name it Bobert. If it's a boy, she will name it Taco!"Troy whined.

"Troy Edwin Levi Gerald Alexandra Sara Dean Gean Bean.." -breath- "..Kasey Weldon FartFace Clay Bolton! You know you are not supposed to make sophmores pregnant!" His mommy yelled.

"But mommy, Chad made Taylor get big to produce babies!" Troy whined. "And Jesse made Sharpay pregnant! And Dylan made Cole pregnant! And Ryan Made Mrs. Darbus pregnant!And Clay made himself pregnant."

"Oh goody." Troy's mommy whined.

"Sharpay will name it Ice Queen or Wilfred, Cole will name it Pimple or Zit, Taylor will name it Apple or Cherry Tree, Mrs. Darbus will name hers Clay or Dirt, and Clay will name his Frog or Hotdog." Troy said.

"Goodness!" Troys mommy said.

Gabriella walks up.

Troy's mommy said, "May I feel your stomach?"

"LABOR" Gabi screamed.

Then Taylor screamed it, then Sharpay, then Cole, then Mrs. Darbus, then Clay. The ambulance and firetruck pulled up. The fireman sprayed him with a hose. "WAH! MOMMY!" Troy screamed. "He yelledd 'fire!'"the fire man said. "We yelled labor." Chad said.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT! BYe PEEPSLES!