This is going to funny… I will try not to go into speech format. Anyway, the scenes will not be described, I consider you will know the scenes anyway. Now for one I just recently thought of!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to MGS. If I did, would I be here?

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Scene 1: Solidus Snake VS Raiden

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As Raiden, with his high frequency blade, slashes off one of Solidus' Snake arms, Solidus suddenly screams.

"WTF are you doing?" asked Raiden.

"That one wasn't mechanical! AAAAAAAAAA!" the Big Boss copycat screamed, fainting, and falling off of Federal Hall. "Me fall down, go boom!" he squealed like a little girl.

"That was easier than the Metal Gear Ray units…" murmured Raiden.

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Scene 2: When Raiden throws away dog tags.

"Hey what's that?" asked Solid Snake.

Raiden removes a necklace. On it are two tags.

"Dog tags?"

Camera zooms in on the dog tag. It shows "Solidus" on the front.

"Anyone you know?" "Nope, never heard the name before."

"I'll pick my own name, and my own life; I'll find something worth passing on!" Raiden throws the dog tags away, only to hit a cop on the back of the head.

"COME BACK YOU DAMN FOXHOUND SOLIDERS!" yelled the cop, who was actually Colonel Campbell in disguise.

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Wow, that sounded funnier in my head…

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