Confessions of a Sad Little Fangirl (a.k.a: 10 Things I Snark About You)

A/N: Xandi hearts Crack, Crack hearts Xandi. What's it to ya? I guess it's my speciality. Keeps me sane, all that jazz. The only reason I'm not being sued is that David Shore gets a mention in this. I was going to pass House off as my own creation, but he threatened to hunt me down and kill me unless I mentioned him. Come to think of it, I don't own 10 Things I Hate About You. Bottom line: I don't own House, 10 Things I Hate About You, or the weather girl's panties. I've posted this before I go away again, and Fire In The Belly will get it's last chapter, when I have the muse back –shakes fist-…

I hate the way you watch Cameron

(I hate the way you stare)

I hate the way you're unethical,

I hate the way you care

I hate your awesome Converse shoes

And your clever snarky tricks.

I hate the way you talk to your ducks,

You treat them all like dicks!

I hate your clinic patients,

How stupid can they get?

I hate the way Shore can't decide

If you like slash or het.

I hate your jabs to Cuddy's breasts,

But worst of all?

I hate the way I don't hate you,

Not even close, not a bit,

Not even at all.

House, you rock!