Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or it's characters. I do own all the OCs in here.

A/N: I really have no idea where I'm going with this. Right now, I'm making it up as I go along, so please work with me. If you have any ideas, I'm listening. I may come up with something on my own, or I may not. Anywho. This story's mostly about Aiji, Hana and Irihi. It's still widely based on Neji and Lee, but we're shifting perspective some.

Warnings: Yaoi, yuri, mpreg, violence, swearing, sex, so on and so forth.

'Flashback Thoughts'

Normal thoughts.

Chapter One: Doko Warera Sasoku Ofu! Za Yoha Tame Za Yoha! (Where We Left Off! The Sequel to the Sequel!)

Shikamaru looked up at his class. It was smaller than it had been five years ago, and now everyone there wore a Konoha headband. Inwardly, he grinned happily.

Naruto, you really ought to see how proud your kids look. You too, Neji.

Irihi wore her headband around her neck like a collar while Sasuke wore his over his forehead. Hana's was used as a headband, much like how Sakura had used hers. All three were indeed proud, and they had their own way of showing it. Aiji was slouched in his seat, a dark brooding aura surrounding him. A small smile tickled his lips, but that was it. Irihi tried to look nonchalant, but she absolutely glowed. Hana, sitting next to her, was the same. She stared at her hands, a small smile played over her features, though she was afraid to show it. The other children babbled continually. Kisho, Shikamaru's son, slept. Kane chattered with her girlfriends while Takai played with his new puppy, Tsume. Tsume looked an awful lot like a black wolf cub. It's ears stood up and it's bushy tail wagged back and forth.

Fun.

"All right, all right, settle down! I'm assigning teams now, so quit chatting." The children (almost) immediately sat down and quieted. The Brown-Nosers (sucks up) looked at him eagerly, smiles all over their faces. The Delinquents (Takai and a few other brats) slouched in their seats and looked bored.

"Before I assign teams, I would like to (am required to) congratulate you all on graduating from the academy. Now don't get your hopes too high. It's not my decision if you stay genin or you are sent back to the academy. The teachers I assign you to will put you through a test and decide whether or not-" One brat raised her hand excitedly. Shikamaru paused to remind himself that some other teacher would have to deal with the failures.

"Yes, Ayame." The girl gave a big bubbly smile.

I don't have to deal with them anymore, I don't have to deal with them anymore, I don't have to deal with them anymore, I don't have to deal with them anymore, I don't have to…

"Shikamaru-sensei, does this mean some of us won't pass?"

"Yes." And I won't have to teach you if you fail! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ayame pulled her face into a pout and stuck out her lower lip, making it look bigger than it actually was.

"But that's not fair!"

Life's not fair. Deal. "They're just the rules. Anyway, on to the-" Ayame raised her hand again.

"…Teams." Stupid brat! Shut up so I can call out the teams and get the Hell out of here!

Kisho looked like he shared the same sentiments. He had been propping his head up with his hands. When Ayame raised her hand the first time, he had sighed. When she did a second time, he led his head fall on the table with a loud thunk and covered it with his arms.

"Yes, Ayame." The girl gave another smile.

"Do you believe it's possible…" She tried to blush cutely. Shikamaru inwardly flinched and cast a look at Aiji. He looked ready to do one of three things: a) spontaneously combust on the spot, b) duck under the desk for cover, or c) leap out the conveniently open window to escape. Ayame began to speak again.

"…For love to overcome all obstacles?" Here, almost the entire female half of the class looked at Aiji with a dreamy look. Irihi set her face to 'Super Glare of Super Doom and Death' and turned it on all of them. They were unfazed and sighed dreamily at Aiji. Kisho groaned into his arms. One girl suddenly leapt up.

"Love can overcome all obstacles! I will be in the same team as Aiji-kun!" Aiji sunk into his seat. Shikamaru tried not to cry.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was supposed to be gone by now! Fight over him later! I'm begging you!

"Nu-uh! I'm going to be in Aiji-kun's group!"

"No, I am!"

"I am!"

"I'm the best in the class! Next to Aiji-kun of course!" Kisho began to hit his head repeatedly into the table. Takai made a face and began playing with Tsume again. Aiji began to sink down in his chair further as the rest of the male class glared death at him. Suddenly, the door opened and a familiar blonde poked his head in.

"Are you all being good for Shikamaru-san?" The children instantly raced back to their seats (the ones who had gotten up) and chorused.

"Yes Hokage-sama!" Naruto smiled in approval and glanced at Shikamaru. The Academy teacher mouthed 'thank you'.

The Hokage saves the day! Hallelujah!

Closing the door behind him, Naruto stepped in and began to speak.

"You shouldn't fight over who you want to be in your team, but learn to get along with who is in your team." Ayame raised her hand and Kisho pretended to strangle her. Shikamaru did it in his head.

"But Hokage-sama! What if you really hate who's on your team?" Naruto gave Shikamaru a sympathetic grin. He knew this was going to take longer than the teacher wanted. The lazy nin shrugged and nodded slightly. The blonde turned back to the class and gave a small grin.

"I'm sure all of you know my husband, Sasuke." Everyone nodded.

"When I graduated, Sasuke and I were on the same team and we hated each other. We fought and argued so much we almost gave our sensei a permanent migraine. But we learned to accept each other and became friends. And…nevermind, you know the rest. Moral of the story: life sucks dirty canal water through a bent straw. Learn to deal." Shikamaru felt a grin tickle his lips.

That's Naruto. Talking in words everyone can understand.

Everyone seemed to absorb the information and commit it to memory. Out of the corner of his eye, Shikamaru noticed Kisho sitting up a bit to listen. Naruto had an air about him that made people listen.

Konoha's finest Hokage yet.

"Now behave and let Shikamaru read off the teams."

"Thank you, Hokage-sama. Now then. Team One…" He listed off the teams before coming to the one he didn't want to read off. It had his own son and he knew Kisho wasn't going to like it.

"Team Six: Nara Kisho, Yamanaka Kane, and Inuzuka Takai." There was another thud as Kisho let his head fall back onto his desk. Takai leapt up, Tsume sitting on his head.

"The Uchiha fangirl!" It took Shikamaru two seconds to remember Naruto had in fact changed his last name to Uchiha. Kane leapt up.

"Who are you calling a fangirl, you freaky dog weirdo! I am Aiji-kun's one true love!" Sighing, Shikamaru scratched his head.

"Maa, where have I seen this before?" Aiji sunk further into his seat. Irihi grumbled something that Shikamaru didn't hear, but heard parts of: 'morons' 'controlled' 'hormones' 'loud' 'obnoxious' 'death'.

"Can I get on with the teams?" The two reluctantly took their seats while Kisho sent a pleading look at Naruto. The blonde shook his head and mouthed 'I Owe You'. Clearing his throat, Shikamaru returned to reading the teams.

"Team Seven: Uchiha Aiji, Uchiha Irihi, and Hyuuga Hana."

"NO! THIS CANNOT BE!" Shikamaru felt all sorts of giddy as the girls in the class began to mourn. Aiji looked relieved, Irihi looked indifferent and Hana ducked to avoid the glares being sent her way, taking refuge under the desk. Ayame suddenly leapt up. She looked angry and hurt that her 'favorite-est teacher in the whole wide world' (she'd actually called him this once) had 'betrayed' her so.

"You're just putting Irihi-baka in the same group as Aiji-kun because she's his stupid sister!" Shikamaru gave her a few seconds to realize two things: Irihi's mother/father was in the room and was the Hokage. She didn't. Irihi snorted and looked up at Ayame.

"You moron. They put me in the same group as my brother because I'm the only one in the room who doesn't go ga-ga every time I see him." Ayame tried to ruffle Irihi She-Who-Doesn't-Feel-Like-Being-Ruffled before switching to Hana. Before she could say anything bad about her, Irihi hit her with a textbook. Naruto shook his head.

"That's enough, both of you. Irihi, don't hit people with textbooks." She held up her bag.

"Or bags. Ayame, what did I say about teams?" The girl pouted again.

"Sorry Hokage-sama." Naruto nodded and turned to the rest of the class.

"Everyone, Irihi's right. That is why we put them together. Hana is in the group as well to stop them from killing each other." Both Irihi and Aiji opened their mouths to argue, but Naruto sent them a I-Am-MOM-Do-As-I-Say look. They slouched in their seats simultaneously and refused to look at each other. Hana had resurfaced and looked happy that she was with her friends.

"Team Eight: Kyoto Haru, Sato Ayame, and Mie Mamoru." Haru, a rather well behaved boy, sunk in his seat. Mamoru was a Delinquent and had to voice his opinion.

"I don't want to be with an ugly girl like Ayame!" That was the downfall of the class. The kids began screaming at each other and chasing each other. Shikamaru threw his hands in the air in frustration.

"What the Hell did I do to deserve this!" Naruto watched the destruction, noting that someone made the mistake of falling on Irihi. She would have flung them out the window if Hana hadn't needed her help.

"…Oh dear." Irihi was beating the living daylights out of someone who had tried to hurt Hana. The Hyuuga was smart and took refuge behind the Hokage. Aiji hid underneath Shikamaru's desk, muttering something about evil rabid fangirls.

"ENOUGH." All eyes turned to Sabaku no Gaara. On his face was a clear I-Haven't-Had-Coffee-Yet-And-I'm-Cranky look. Naruto smiled as the grumpy redhead wrapped an arm around his waist and kissed his cheek.

"Morning hon."

"Nnn." Shikamaru managed to get through the rest of the teams without any disturbances. It was due to the fact that Gaara's powers were legendary. Finally, they were dismissed. Naruto and Gaara left to go tell the jounin they could pick up their teams now. As they walked down the hall. Gaara glanced at Naruto.

"The mission went well." Naruto smiled happily.

"Extremely. I'm very happy with Neji and Lee."

"Where are they now?"

"They said there was something else they needed to do."

I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LINE

Neji purred into Lee's chest. His husband smiled and shifted so that the brunette was a bit more comfortable.

"Mm. Hana should be home soon."

"Purrrrr…"

"We should clean up some."

"Purrrrr…"

"I wonder what team she got on?"

"Purr-shut up Lee-rrr…" Chuckling, Lee kissed Neji's forehead and wrapped his arms around the male gently.

"Guess we can stay like this for a few more minutes."

"Purrrrr…" There was silence (minus Neji's purring) for a while before they kissed and began trying to untangle themselves from the blankets. In an attempt to help, Lee frustrated Neji who, in the process of batting him away, fell off the bed. The sheets went with him and he squeaked as he was buried under the cloth. Crawling to the side of the bed, Lee looked down.

"Neji-koi? Are you okay?"

"…I've fallen and I refuse to get up."

"Should I help you?"

"No. I like it here. Will crawl out for food and possibly coffee." Rolling his eyes, Lee shook his head and grinned. Neji was rather lazy right after sex, he had discovered. This was fine by him. It meant cuddling with the pretty Hyuuga until they had to get up. Upon locating his boxers, Lee pulled them on and went to the door.

"I'll go make coffee."

"Mm…coffee…"

"Would you like anything in it?"

"…Sugar…cream…coffee…" Laughing, Lee went to make coffee. It would take Neji a few minutes to get his brain back together and untangle from all the bed sheets. He made the coffee and brought some to Neji, whom was attempting to untangle himself from the clinging blankets. He paused for coffee and then started his quest once more, this time succeeding. After that, they readjusted the sheets on the bed and began to search for the rest of their clothes. Neji crawled under the bed to retrieve Lee's spandex uniform and his sock. Lee climbed on top of the bed to get Neji's shirt off the ceiling fan. Once they were dressed, they straightened the room until it looked like nothing had happened.

"Hana should be home soon." Lee checked the clock and nodded.

"It's almost three o'clock. She should have been home over an hour ago." Motherly instincts told Neji to be worried. He gave Lee an alarmed look.

"Don't worry. It's because Kakashi-sensei is their teacher." That didn't make Neji feel better.

I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LINE

Irihi checked the clock and growled in frustration.

"He should have been here three hours ago! That lazy moron." Aiji grunted in agreement. Hana, usually patient and kind (something she got from Hinata) was a little ruffled.

"He could at least try to be on time. He's probably asleep."

"Or unconscious." Aiji jumped straight into the conversation.

"Because he was attacked by blue monkeys." Hana, used to the game by now, smiled and added her own piece.

"From Suna." Irihi said the first thing that went though her head.

"And they kidnapped him." Aiji's lips quirked into a grin.

"For sacrifice." Hana thought for a second.

"To the bananas." Irihi giggled.

"Of polka dots." Grabbing a piece of chalk, Hana drew a giant banana in a polka dot robe. Worshipping it were monkeys and tied on a circle was a jounin, his eyes X's. They laughed. Grinning, Irihi grabbed the eraser and balanced it so that when Kakashi opened the door, it would fall on his head. Hana tried to withhold her giggles while Aiji rolled his eyes.

"Like he'd fall for that." At that exact second, Kakashi opened the door and the eraser fell on his head. The three genin stared at him.

"Maa? What's this?" He picked up the eraser and suddenly remembered when Naruto had pulled the exact same trick on him. He looked at the group and could almost see his first team overlapping them. Hana was more controlled than Sakura, but she still had the fighting spirit deep inside her eyes. Aiji looked so much like his father it was scary. The only thing that kept Kakashi from calling him Sasuke was the whisker marks on each cheek. Like Naruto, both twins had been born with them. Irihi, meanwhile, looked a bit like Gaara. Her red hair was kept shoulder length, tied back in a short ponytail. Her eyes, while colored like Gaara's, didn't have black rings around them (and she had eyebrows and no "love" symbol on her left temple. She also has pupils). Her attitude was most decidedly Naruto's.

"Lets see…my first impression of you is…I don't like you!" Hana flinched slightly while Aiji snorted. His calm demeanor in place, he refused to care. Irihi, on the other hand, crossed her arms and looked straight at Kakashi.

"Yeah? So what? My first impression of you is you're a lazy moron who's too scared to show his face and fell for the stupidest and oldest trick in the book." Kakashi raised his visible eyebrow.

Well well. Looks like I have a little macho already.

"Are, you're just like your mother." That surprised Irihi, but she still didn't back off. Internally, Kakashi chuckled. He could see Naruto's stubbornness.

That's my little macho. "Well, lets go. I don't think we're allowed to hold meeting places in the classrooms." The three followed, Aiji strolling casually behind Hana, who stood beside Irihi. They were silent, probably sizing Kakashi up.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

They arrived at the bridge, Kakashi's old meeting place.

"All right, tell me your names and something about yourselves." Please tell me Aiji's not going to be an Avenger.

"My name is Hyuuga Hana and my dream is to become a medical nin." That surprised Kakashi. It was rather easy to be a medical nin. He had been expecting something a little more grandiose, but she seemed to know exactly what she wanted to be. Irihi seemed just as curious, but trusted her friend and didn't comment.

"I'm Uchiha Irihi and my only dream is to learn to control the Saburetenma that lives inside me." That threw off Kakashi.

Okay…this is new…I hadn't realized Gaara and Naruto had passed on their demons to their children. No wait…Gaara's demon is the Shukaku. Is this a new demon?

"Maa, what about you?" Aiji glanced at his sister before answering in a low voice.

"Uchiha Aiji. I want to control the power of the demon that resides within me, like Irihi." Kakashi scratched the back of his head and his visible eye smiled.

"Maa, those are pretty big dreams." Holy shit! I didn't know they both had demons! Teaching them is going to be absolute Hell!

The jounin made a mental note to ask Naruto about it later. Gaara too if he was around and not cranky. God help the soul that bothered a cranky Gaara.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi, and I'll be your sensei…if you pass my test." This piqued their interests. Even the interest of He-Who-Cannot-Bothered-To-Be-Interested. Hana was the first to recover. Like her mother, she was a bit cautious.

"Test? What kind of test?" Crinkling his visible eye into an upside down U, Kakashi portrayed his glee.

"You'll find out tomorrow!"

I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LINE

Naruto looked up from his paperwork as Kakashi entered.

"Hello Hatake-san."

"Hokage-sama." The silver-haired jounin closed the door behind him and stood in silence, watching his former student. Looking back, he realized something. When Naruto first told him he was going to be Hokage, he hadn't believed him.

Semi-Flashback

"My name's Uzumaki Naruto and I'm going to be the greatest Hokage ever!" Kakashi raised an eyebrow as Sakura rolled her eyes and Sasuke 'hned'.

"Really now?" The blonde nodded. Sakura began to tell Naruto how dumb he was while Sasuke ignored everyone.

'This kid really thinks he can be Hokage? When he barely even knows the basics? Like that'll ever happen.'

But you showed me wrong, Naruto. You showed everyone you could and did become Hokage. I'm proud of you.

"Ne, Kakashi-sensei, what's wrong?" The jounin jerked out of his thoughts and shook his head.

"Nothing. I just came to tell you about Team Seven." Naruto nodded, keeping all emotion from his face. However, Kakashi noticed how subtly he put down his pen.

"Hana reminds me a lot of Sakura. She's not as loud and annoying, and she does have a small crush on Aiji, but she has more of a crush on Irihi. She's serious about what she does and she said she wants to be a medical nin. Aiji…well, minus the whiskers, he pretty much a carbon copy of Sasuke. When I first found out who was on my squad, I figured he'd be a little macho, due to the fact that he's the only guy. But Irihi seems to have taken that role. She's a lot like you in that sense. When I told them my first impression of them, she crossed her arms and called me a, I quote this, 'lazy moron who's too cowardly to show his face and fell for the stupidest and oldest trick in the book'." Naruto's lips twitched into a smile and he looked down to hide it. Kakashi watched him for a second before asking the question that had been burning in his mind since his meeting with the squad.

"Naruto, about Aiji and Irihi…" Naruto looked up at Kakashi. He knew the question, but Kakashi had to ask it anyway.

"Do they have the Shukaku and the Kyuubi?" There was a long bought of silence between them. Naruto's blue eyes shut off all emotions and Kakashi recognized the look. Some kids in the village had gone too far in insulting Naruto once. They had called him a scarred freak and a murderer. Naruto had been hurt at the 'freak' comment, but when the boys called him a murderer, he shut off. His eyes dimmed and he just stared at the boys with absolutely no emotion. The other teams had been there and Chouji, Kiba and Lee chased the boys off. Ino had been about to comfort Naruto, but he had just sat down and not moved. Kakashi and the other jounin hadn't been there when it happened, but Kakashi remembered the look because Sakura and Hinata came to get them, saying something was wrong with Naruto.

When they got there, the first thing Kakashi saw was Naruto's eyes. There were like two steel walls, like they were now. Kiba took Naruto to his house and said the blonde could stay overnight. The next morning, he was happy and perky, acting as if it never happened. He had the same look.

"Naruto…"

"Hatake-san, please tell the eavesdroppers on the other side of the door to go away." The jounin did as he was told, chasing them off and returning. Naruto had released his barriers some and as soon as the door was closed, he spoke.

"We didn't realize it until a few years ago. I knew a bit of the Kyuubi's power would transfer to them, Gaara knew it would be the same with the Shukaku. What we didn't expect was for different demons to manifest inside of them. Irihi and Aiji have the children of Kyuubi and Shukaku." Without saying it, Kakashi knew exactly what he meant.

And that's just as bad.

End of Chapter One

A/N: Okay, that kind of sucked. But I swear, I'll get to the main plot soon. We'll deal more with Neji, Lee and Hana in the next chapter.