Day 28
Jack: Barrel! I've got a plan.
Barrel: Really! Spit it out!
Jack: Well, how about we just put something over there so that she'll go get it. But we'll secure it to the ground, the exact spot where the arm is, and put tree sap on the handle so, not only will she stick to it, but it will be secured to the ground so she'll be stuck there; this will bide us the time to pull the string and send her flying!
Barrel: It took you two days to come up with that?
(Jack and Barrel steal Sally's hairbrush and do what Jack said they were going to do to it)
Barrel: The trap is set!
Sally (offscreen): Jack? Barrel? Where are you? I can't find my hairbrush.
Jack: Shit! It's Sally! Quick; into those bushes!
(Barrel and Jack dive into bushes)
Sally (walks onscreen): Oh, there it is! (tries to pick it up, but is stuck to it) What the hell? (Pulls, but realizes she's trapped) IS THIS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A BAD JOKE?!?!
(Jack and Barrel jump out of the bushes)
Barrel: No! It's our idea of an awesome trap!!
Sally (amazed): Jack?! You were in on this?!
(Barrel picks up string)
Jack (walks over to Sally and puts a hand on her shoulder): I'm sorry, Sally, but we all know how emulous you get!
Sally: SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU WUSS!!
(Barrel walks over to Jack and Sally with the string)
Jack (sighs): Pull the string, Barrel.
Barrel (with evil look on his face): If you say so! (With all his might, Barrel pushes Jack, causing him to fall over and stick to the brush, like Sally)
Jack: BARREL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?! I'M STUCK NOW!!!!!
Barrel: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!! (pulls the string)
(Catapult launches and Jack and Sally get flung over the ocean, now unstuck)
Jack and Sally (as they are soaring out of sight): CURSE YOU, MEDIEVAL EUROPE, AND ALL YOUR WOODEN MILITARY WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!
(splash)
Barrel: HASTA LA VISTA, BITCHES!!!!!!
Me (walks onscreen in amazement): Whoa...I did so NOT see that coming.
Barrel: 7 down.
Me: Well, anyway, you win!!!!
(Barrel and I teleport to the Town Hall where everyone is: Dr. F, Lock, and Shock have bandages and bruises, Oogie is patched back together with ducttape, Mayor is fine, Jack and Sally are all wet)
Barrel: Cool! What do I win.
Me: You win a prize that's better than anything you could ever think of!
(Barrel's eyes light up)
Me: You...
Barrel: YES?!
Me: Win...
Barrel: YES?!
Me: The...
Everyone: JUST TELL HIM WHAT HE WON!!!!!
Me: You win the satisfaction of kicking everyone's butt!
(silence)
Barrel: That's it?
Me: Yup!
Mayor: We went through all of that crapola just for that?!
Me: Yup! Pretty awesome, huh?!
Lock: We risked our lives out in the wilderness for something that's not even worth anything!
Oogie: I say we KICK SOME ASS!!!
(Everyone agrees)
Me (nervously): Uh, what are you guys whispering about?
Sally: It's payback time!
Me (nervously as everyone closes in to beat me up): Hey, c'mon, guys, I'll make it up to you!
(Everyone starts beating me up)
Me: Ouch! Oh, God! That's gonna hurt tomorrow! Well, that's it for Survivor--the Nightmare Edition! Join me nextime, when we do Halloweetown Idol!
Everyone (In horror): WHAT?!?!?!
The End