Day 1

Me (on a beach of a deserted island with an iPod Shuffle): Well, considering the fact that I hate Survivor and the fact that I have no idea whether they canceled the show or not, lead me to think one thing: "I wanna steal Survivor's glory! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" So I did. And here are our contestants!

presses the play button on the iPod and Jack, Sally, Lock, Shock, Barrel, Oogie, the Mayor, and Dr. Finklestein appear out of nowhere. They all begin looking around in a confused manner

Me: Welcome, guys, did you have a nice trip?

Jack: Where are we? And who are you? You better not be some over-powerful fancharacter.

Me: In that order: Beats me. Tom Bone. Too bad, I am. Ha!

Sally: So what in the world is going on?

Me: Lemmee run it by you, gorgeous; you, along with the other weirdoes have been teleported here to play a little game. I'll be back to get whosever left in a month. Meanwhile, I'll be watching everything you do on TV, except the "potty moments". Ciao!

disappears

Jack: What an ass…

Dr. F: Have no fear, Dr. Finklestein is hear!

Batman theme begins to play

Dr. F presses a button on the arm of his wheelchair; jets grow out of the back of his chair. He puts a helmet on with flames painted on it that reads "badass". His wheelchair begins to fly and he soars out above the ocean. The wheelchair begins to sputter and he falls into the ocean and sinks below the surface. Suddenly, dorsal fins of sharks are seen circling around the spot where he sank.

Batman theme stops

All: 1 down.

Sally: Well, now I don't have to make anymore soup.

Lock: What do we do for food?

everyone's stomach rumbles

Barrel: We can hunt for animals in the jungle on the island.
Jack: Good idea, Barrel, let's split up to find them.

later

Jack: You guys find anything?

Sally: I've got a squirrel.

Lock: I got a chimp.

Shock: I got a crab.

Barrel (with eyes all puffy and watering): I got a skunk.

Oogie: I got a snail.

Mayor: I got a rock.

Jack: Ooooooookay, then…Well, I guess we can go without food for tonight. Luckily, that weird fancharacter gave us tents to sleep in. So, I guess we can pack it in for the night…

They're all sleeping in different tents

Sally after all is quiet: When was the only time Tom said he wouldn't watch us?

Oogie: Potty moments.

Sally: Frigging pervert!