To my friend Ági a.k.a Lilias!

If only he knew…!

INTERFERENCE
Lilias: Hey you fanfic writer! You told me this was the address! And stop all this describing, I want to…
Me: Okay okay calm down! It is!
Lilias: Fine then. I'll check it out right now.
INTERFERENCE OVER

Sorry for it, I'll…

Lilias: Get back to the story NOW!

So, the doorbell rang at Faust's a few seconds later.
"Could you please open, Eliza dear?"
She did so, and found a young girl with short dark hair, their new neighbor, standing in the doorway.
"Eliza!" she said.
"Do we know each other…?"
"Who is it?" Faust walked out of the living room.
The girl suddenly blushed, her eyes began sparkling like stars, and she yelled:
"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH IT'S HIM! KISS ME JOHANN!"
And with a swift move she pushed Eliza apart and jumped over a petrified Faust.
"Get off me! Who are you, anyway!"
„My name is Lilias, dear Faust… and, as it happens in lovely stories, from now on, we'll be together forever…"
He stood up and get her off him in a moment.
"Listen, I…"
"Aaah my love! Never thought your hair was so soft!"
Eliza just came back with the scythe.
"Get out – NOW!"
"Forgot to tell you I'm a Shaman too! And I live next door! It was meant to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Eliza shut the door on her face.
"NEXT DOOR! OH, NO!"

"Is that girl searching… in the trash…?" Faust stared out of the window.
"As long as she stays out…!" sighed Eliza angrily.

Lilias: Thank you Fomalhaut!

Lilias, actually searching in the trash can, soon found something she loved.
"Aaah Johann Faust VIII my love! These must have belonged to you!" she lifted up a pair of worn out rubber gloves.
Holding them on her face (no matter they smelt of rotten fish), she walked back to her home.

"It was meant to beeeeeeeeeeee! Kiss me Faust!" she hugged her pillow, drooling after him. Then she picked up the rubber gloves and held them close to her as she slept.

I'll get a lock of your soft hair, my love…