Frey Vs. LotR

Gandalf—would like to know where he got his flying metal pig Gullinbursti

Elves—would raise their eyebrows at his flying pig

Dwarves—would not let him near their treasure due to his alias as the Mysterious Thief

Humans—wouldn't be allowed anywhere because of Gullinbursti being so odd. Rangers would show even less tolerance than Heimdall does.

Hobbits—would greet him because they are sometimes known for taking things

Ents—wouldn't let him in the forest to begin with

Orcs—would try to kill and roast Gullinbursti for the meat

Balrog—God of Fertility and a flying metal pig against a monster of fire? Can anyone say bacon and pork chops?

Saruman—wouldn't even deal with him

Sauron—Frey would run away at the first hint of seeing Sauron

Dragon—Mmm, Pork Chops, Bacon and roasted god! Anyone Hungry?

Finished at last! This is the final comparison in the fanfic. If I have forgotten any characters please let me know so I can fix it. Thank you for reading!