SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T READ
Author's Notes: Alright, I have to reply the reviews. Please note that the reply is as honest as possible. So if you are offended, I am really, really sorry. Here goes:
Rykun: What does O.O' means? I am sorry. But I really don't know! OO is surprised, but O.O' is one face I do not understand! Once again, I am really sorry.
The Reviewer: 1) I am really aware of that. I will do my best. 2) Because 'SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T READ IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE AGAINST (POSSIBLY) BAD FIC' sounds stupid and takes too much space. 3) Sorry about this. But it is necessary! Well, I try to keep it down. 4) I'm not sure about this problem. I have to check again. And oh yes, if you are not satisfied by 2), then this is the alternate answer: 2) I just like to downgrade me and my creations. Don't ask why. I don't even know.
miracle eye: for 'fg', please add 5 asterisks between them. For the 'st', add two. Other than that, I will try my best to not do it again. Anyway, is 'toke' the same as 'take' or is it the same as 'took'?
Sarah303: What 'them'? The band? What Gash's talents have to do with the name of the band? I am really sorry if this offends you.
Chapter 4
The Naming of the Band, Part Two:
Well, You Got the Name. What Else?
Alright, I am really stuck about titles by the time I am writing. Sorry. To the story.
"How about…."
Everyone was intense. It was so intense that Kiyomaro is sweating a lot. It was so intense that Zeon that was supposedly cool and collected is standing, tapping his fingers impatiently on the table. It was so intense that Nazo Nazo Hakase, who keep saying that I can't call him Nazo, run around in panic and screaming 'Hamina, hamina, hamina' all over Kiyomaro's house. Now what those have to do with it?
"Twin Pillars?"
Everyone fell, anime-style. They would do it anime-style because doing it real life-style is greatly embarrassing. Cliché.
"Why? Why do you suggest that name?" Ask Kiyomaro, unsure whether he will eat jelly or fruits for appetizer later for dinner. You would realize there is no connection between those.
"Because our pillars are twins." Answer Dufo. He is sure that jelly is better for appetizer than fruits. Fruits should only be dessert. Alright, this is going nowhere…
"What pillars?" Ask Gash. Could he release his hands from Sadako's neck? No? Too bad…
"Well, the first pillar, the one who has the idea on making this band, Gash, is an identical twin to Zeon, who is our vocal and leader, therefore, the second pillar."
"That sounds reasonable enough." Answer Nazo Nazo Hakase. Aside from screaming 'hamina, hamina, hamina' all over the place, he still has his cool.
"But why pillars? And I am not alike! Closer inspection will reveal that there are a lot of differences between me and Gash!" You know who's talking.
"Because if I change the 'twin' with 'two' and the 'pillars' with 'towers' that would mean using copyrighted names. It would not be good."
Moral issue: Don't use copyrighted names unless you have a thunder-barfing boy.
"Well, any other ideas?"
Gash lifts his hand.
"So….no one have any other idea?"
Gash's veins on his head start to form a crossroad.
"Really? No one opposes the suggestion or suggest something more?"
Nazo Nazo Hakase lifts his hand slowly; it was halfway there until…
"Alright, Nazo Nazo Hakase. What's your suggestion?"
"Oh, Zeon, you the mighty One. Please endow me with powers you would traineth me to."
"Stop that kind of language, Gash. What's for?"
"For killing Kiyomaro."
"Cool."
After Zeon teaching Gash how to kill people. Hi everyone! I am the new narrator! Nice to see you!
"What is your suggestion, Nazo Nazo Hakase?" Ask Kiyomaro while making sure he has some yellowtails for Gash handy, perhaps about a hundred or six.
"How bout…Idemistavenferiga Band?"
"What does that idemis-yadayadayadayada means?"
"It means that it was so great. Isn't it cool?"
"Weird. I have a feeling you will say 'U-SO' again. Is it me or YOU really did lying?" Ask Kiyomaro with conviction. What does conviction mean? Wait. Let me take my dictionary first.
"Of course not! Hey Dufo! Stop looking at my mocking dictionary!" Nazo Nazo Hakase ran frantically, tried to stop Dufo to read the entry below idemistavenferiga but fail horribly. Upon seeing the dictionary, Dufo smiled. A bit. Just so little.
"Idemistavenferiga means 'idiot, mistreated, and foolish people. It is listed here." Nazo Nazo Hakase has no time to run.
"ZAKERUGA!"
While Nazo Nazo Hakase spent his remaining life to regret how bad his mouth can speak and how smelly his new charcoal-smelt uniform is, Gash has no idea why Sadako are in a painful state.
"Hey, Sadako, why are you looks…hmm…so in pain?" Ask Gash. A flying block of cement could be seen on the back screen, with a horse-like mamono on it.
"Meru meru meeeeeeee!"
"Is that Umagon?"
"Why, Sadako?" Ask Gash. He is unaware of the fact that the neck he's still holding is still Sadako's neck.
"Nazo Nazo Hakase, if you lying about your lies and using this gibberish form of lie to lying about your damn lies that did nothing but lie to your usual "lie-ed" which is a horrible lie by the way, once again, I am not gonna lie that I gonna make you 'lay' on your death bed!" Terrorized Kiyomaro.
Moral Issue: Don't use complicated words and wrong grammars for terrorizing attempts.
"Repeat?"
"Kiyomaro! Why are Sadako in such a pain?"
"Gash! You can kill him now!"
"Oh goosssshhh…GASH! Rrrreeellleeeaaasseee your strang…le…ppplleeaasseee…"
"Wonder why my eye mascara didn't work so well? I never be able to seduce that hot guy by the side."
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE! GO AWAY! GASH! YOU'RE STRANGLING SADAKO FOR SOME GODDAMN'S SAKE! AND YOU DAMN AUTHOR! THIS IS GETTING NOWHERE!" Screamed Kiyomaro like a lunatic. I have just learned this word. Lunatic. L-U-N-A-T-I-C. What the hell am I doing now?
"YOU ARE PROLONGING THIS GODDAMN TRASH OF A FIC JUST TO ATTAIN BETTER REVIEWS WHILE ALL YOU DOING ARE MAKING US DO SILLY THINGS AND BREAKING FOURTH WALL AGAIN AND AGAIN!" Oh god. Kiyomaro's mad. Alright. Continue the story.
All are undone. Back to where Dufo suggested 'Twin Pillars'. Hey! I am your new narrator! It was really nice to…
"STOP THAT DAMN!"
"So, how's about the name of the 'Twin Pillars'?" Ask Dufo. He has waiting for the decision and also the chance to fry some homo who tries to seduce him using eye mascara.
"Hey! That wasn't nice! I like girls just I like guys! I'm a hermaprodhite!" Do I type it right?
"Well, I think that name's –put any nice comments Zeon ever spoken in his life here-"
"Yeah, I think that name is –put the same thing you put above-"Said Gash. Complimenting Zeon's compliment.
"I think that's name is –put YOUR comment here- and you are such a –put words you going to say if you complimenting a guy- guy, Dufo." Complimented Nazo Nazo Hakase.
"So, are all of you agreeing that this band's name is Twin Pillars?" Kiyomaro asks for the final decision. Everyone nodded. Including Sadako. Including Umagon. Including that homo guy who tries to seduce Dufo by using eye mascara.
"THREE OF YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG TO THIS BAND!"
"Well, so do we agree?"
"Yes. No doubt there!"
"Me too!"
"I am the one who suggested the name, so of course I AGREE!"
"Agree one hundred percent. Ersemplantes!"
"So, I guess, this shall be our name. Let's say this over the mike to make it sounds good." Kiyomaro offered one mike for each of the band members.
"SO, OUR NAME IS…." Everyone said in unison.
"TWIN…" Blackout.
I enjoy this thing.
Author's Notes: Well. That what you sow. I received no suggestions about the band's names, so I have to put one bad name. You can still change it if you suggested better names. Please review. Right now I am not forcing you to do it for the continuation of this fic, so review if your heart desires.
Disclaimer: Gash and friends belong to Makoto Raiku. Strangling an ethereal being is one impossible deed I wouldn't suggest you to do. Please put it on mind that the use of the word 'Ersemplantes' is forbidden unless under adult who packed themselves with ten years of war worth of weapons SUPERvision. This fic is presented by rankiribe, bag of beans you wouldn't even bother to see.
End Notes: Ersemplantes, as far as I know, has no meaning whatsoever, so feel free to use it. The disclaimer thingy is the thing I took from SonicWrecks.