AU. Kay, Tryna keep the A/N short. New story, based on 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' 'cept the characters are 16 instead of 30.

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom.

My Big Fat Rich Prom

Chapter 1: Prologue

Do you see that freaky goth girl in the limo? That's me, Sam Manson. And yes, I am rich beyond belief. I know what your thinking: How did a spoiled rich girl become a goth? I'll tell you why: my family.

You see decades ago, my great grandfather Izzy invented that machine that wraps cellophane around deli toothpicks. Since then, my family has been so extremely rich that we own all the largest companies in Amity Park.

Because of this, my family has been a power-hungry-money-making-waste-of-human-life. Luckily, not many people know about my rich status, (heir to the Manson fortune behind my brother) meaning I am not so popular I can barely find room to breathe. In fact, I'm quite the opposite.

Instead, I've hidden my rich power away by smothering myself in black clothing and my boring job at the 'Skulk and Lurk' bookstore/cafe. Once again, I know what your thinking. Wow. The spoiled brat really is a lonely freak.

Well, your right. I have no friends. Never did. And if I do, my snobby rich parents would ruin it with their rude, boring sense of humor. My grandma and I are the only normal people in the family. Well, normal being not boring at least. My grandma was kinda the same way I was when she was young. It didn't go to her head.

Okay, so lets get this straight. I, Sam Manson, am I friendless freaky rich goth girl whose creepy parents scare everyone away and cause constant fear of being smothered by lowlifes who just wanna-be popular.

Could I be anymore of a freak? Yes, and I am. Because last night when I was working at Skulk and Lurk (my job), I ended up serving the hottest boy on the face of the planet. Ever. And I made a complete fool of myself!

He and his friend were sitting at the table talking about all the girls that they've dated, which isn't such a surprise because he's so irresistable and--. Any way, I kinda zoned out when his friend kept showing him pictures of every girl at our school, Casper High, on his PDA. Apparently, he's dated about half of all the girls at CH, including Paulina's twin sister.

Paulina having a twin sister kinda creeps me out. The fact that Paulina's spent her entire life trying to make me cry makes me want to avoid her twin. Two Paulina's. Ick. Never really noticed.

Anyhoo, to make a long story short I spilled coffee on his friend's PDA when he looked up and asked me for a refill, with those mesmerizing blue eyes.
I felt like dying. I had to pay for his friend's PDA and everything. (Which wasn't that bad because my allowance each week is twenty dollars plus my job's salary.) But the entire time the hot boy who I found out was called Danny, kept looking at me with those eyes and looking cuter and cuter. His friend however, with his dorky red barret kept looking more annoying.

When my shift way over, I went home to find my brother home from collage. My brother is twenty and about three and a half years older than me. I swear, he is just as stuck-up and boring as mom and dad if not more. 'Cause when he talks I fall right asleep.

And that's what happened.

Yo! First chappie done! Hope it wasn't too short. Kay, onto next chapter of some other fanfiction. Ta.