Our Man McKay -The Watch Stander

Ok, I'm on a roll, so here's another chapter for this one as well!

Chapter Two - Evil Deeds

Ronon,

Ref: Sheppard's - not funny practical joke

Yes, I'm upset that Sheppard replaced all our underwear with the women's panties from the laundry. No, I haven't a clue how women can wear Thong underwear, it looks sooo, uncomfortable.

The good news is, Elizabeth was sympathetic and has graciously agreed to return the underwear to it's rightful owners and promised to not reveal any details as to where it came from, so we're safe.

However, the bad news is, there will be no replacements issued as there aren't any available.

Having no underwear till the Daedalus arrives in two weeks will be difficult, but that's not what make makes me really angry. My favorite pair of boxers with cats on them was also taken and is irreplaceable. Madison, my niece, gave them to me for my birthday.

This heinous act calls for retaliation!

Any ideas?

Get back to me.

Rodney McKay Pissed- Off- Genius

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Ronon,

Ref: Retaliation

Well, I found out where my favorite pair of boxers went to. After the meeting this morning Elizabeth took me aside and pointed out her window to the flag pole., where they were flying at half mast.

There is no way I plan on claiming them after half the Marine force on Atlantis, saluted them as they walked by.

Anyhow, I want you to know I got even with Sheppard for both of us.

When Colonel funny bone gets back from the mainland today, he will find that his favorite and only pair of running shoes have been glued to the floor in his closet with locktight cement!

Let's see his flying feet jog down the corridor in his combat boots! Ha!

Oh, don't forget, you promised to protect me if he gets violent...

Your Friend & Team mate

Rodney McKay - Super- Evil- Genius