Goku - Chichi, me and Gohan are going out for a while!
Chichi - Okay. Where are you two going?
Gohan - Over to Vegeta's house.
Chichi - Okay-- what?
Goku - See ya later!
Gohan - Bye Mom!
Chichi - Why on earth would they be going over to Vegeta's house?
(at Vegeta's house)
Vegeta - (reading a newspaper)
Bulma - (painting her nails)
(ouside Vegeta's house)
Gohan - Man, this is going to be so funny!
Goku - Yeah, I can't wait to see Vegeta's face we put Exlax into his coffee!
Gohan - Yeah! He's gonna be crapping for days!
Goku - Now, do you remember the plan?
Gohan - Yeah; once we're inside of his house, you distract him somehow while I slip a block of exlax into his coffee!
Goku - Hold on Gohan; a block?
Gohan - What?
Goku - We're gonna put '25' blocks of exlax into his coffee!
Gohan - Dad, I don't think that's a smart-- Uh, dad?
(Goku is already at Vegeta's door knocking)
Gohan - Why do I even bother.
(inside Vegeta's house)
Bulma - (walks up to door) Hello? Who is it?
Goku - It's Goku and Gohan!
Bulma - Oh! (opens door) Hi Goku and Gohan! What brings you out here?
Goku - Oh, we just thought that we might come over and visit; see how you guys are doing!
Bulma - Well isn't that nice! Vegeta, we have company!
(silence)
Bulma - Vegeta?
(silence)
Bulma - (screams) GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Vegeta - (screams from another room) FINE! (walks out) What the hell is going on?
I was just about to watch 'Happy Days'!
Bulma - Goku and Gohan are here to visit!
Vegeta - For Christs sake Bulma, I thought I told you never to let that fat bastard of an ape and his freak of a son into my house!
Bulma - You'll have to excuse Vegeta, but something seems to be stuck up his ass today.
Vegeta - (forced laughter) So, what brings you two idiots to my house?
Goku - Well...we...uh...(thinking) Ah crap, I forgot to think up a reason before I left!
(looks at Gohan)
Gohan - (looks at Goku)
Goku - Uh...I came here...to ask you...if you have dry-wall?
Vegeta - ...
Gohan - (whispers to Goku) What the hell was that?
Goku - (whispers) It's all I could think of!
Vegeta - And you couldn't just call to find out?
Goku - Uh...our phones are broken!
Vegeta - How convenient! Anyhow, yes, we do have dry-wall.
Goku - Could I see it?
Vegeta - What?
Goku - Well...you see...me and Chichi were considering having dry-wall installed into our house...because, ya know, it's the only way to go.
Vegeta - You've got that right! Best buy I've made in years.
Goku - So, can I see it?
Vegeta - Fine! This way (points down a hallway).
Bulma - Wow...I never thought I'd live to see the day where Vegeta and Goku actually agree on something...
Gohan - ...
Bulma - Would you like something to drink or eat, Gohan?
Gohan - Uh...sure! I'll have a glass of prune juice.
Bulma - Sure thing. (leaves)
Gohan - Okay, here goes nothin'! (pulls out a bar of exlax and dumps the entire thing into Vegeta's coffee) Now to give dad the signal. (sneezes loudly)
(in the basment)
Vegeta - This is where we had the dry-wall installed.
Goku - You had leakage?
Vegeta - Oh, like nobodies bussiness!
Goku - Us too.
(loud sneezing noises)
Goku - Gazoontite!
Gohan - What the hell-- Oh crap, I think he forgot the signal! (sneezes loudly again)
(violent sneezing sounds)
Goku - Geez Gohan, I think your catching a nasty cold!
(violent sneezing sounds)
Goku - I hope you brought a hankerchief with you!
(violent sneezing sounds)
Goku - God bless you!
(violent sneezing sounds)
Goku - He must have cought something!
(a brick flies into the room and hits Goku in the head)
Goku - OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Geez...
(long silence)
(another brick flies into the room and smacks Goku in the gonads)
Goku - OW! WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE BRICKS COMING FROM?
Vegeta - (just staring confusedly)
Goku - Geez Murphey...
(an entire bookshelf flies into the room and lands on top of Goku)
Goku - OOOOWWWWWWW! WHAT THE HELL--
Gohan - GET OUT HERE ALREADY!
Goku - Sure thing son! (leaves)
Gohan - For Christs sake.
(in the living room)
Goku - Geez Gohan, you know, all these strange things were happening down in the basement!
First I heard all of these strange sneezing sounds, then two bricks hit me, and then
a bookshelf landed on top of me! Vegeta, I think your place is haunted!
Vegeta - (uninterested) Yeah, okay, great! Anyways, I've been meaning to ask you something.
Me and Bulma are having a newer dry-wall installed next week; this one is starting to
rot; so anyways, we were wondering if you'd like to buy this one off of us, for half
the price of a normal dry-wall.
Goku - Hmmm...I don't know...
Vegeta - How 'bout this; if you buy it, I'll throw in a waterpik!
Bulma - (from another room) YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
Vegeta - YOU WANNA BET? (clears his throat) Anyways, you interested?
Goku - Normaly I wouldn't, but with a waterpik, who could turn down an offer like that! How much are you asking?
Vegeta - $700 for the dry-wall and waterpik.
Bulma - (from another room) YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
Vegeta - YOU WANNA BET? (clears his throat) Gamned woman and her waterpik...
Goku - Sure, I'll take it!
Gohan - (whispers) Dad, that's triple the normal price of dry-wall and that waterpik is broken!
Goku - Gohan, I think I'm smart enough to make my own decisions without your 'sassy' little commentary.
Gohan - (laughs)
Goku - (gives Gohan a dirty glare) Here's the money Vegeta! (hands him the money)
Gohan - (laughing uncontrollably)
Goku - (smacks Gohan)
Gohan - Ow!
Vegeta - Alright, you can pick up the dry-wall and waterpik monday.
Bulma - (from another room) YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY THAT WATERPIK!
Vegeta - SHUT UP ALREADY!
Goku - But it's already Tuesday! That means that I'm already a day late! AH CRAP!
NOW I CAN'T HAVE YOUR DRY-WALL OR THE WATERPIK! (starts crying)
Vegeta - For Christs sake, just get out of my house already.
Goku - Okee dokee! Oh; and enjoy your coffee! (leaves with Gohan)
Vegeta - (confused) Thank you?...Thank God that's over! (takes a sip of his coffee) Hmm.
this tastes strange...Bulma, what brand of coffee did you buy again?
Bulma - 'Royal Pricks Blend'. I thought that you liked that stuff!
Vegeta - Yeah I do...but this doesn't taste at all like 'Royal Pricks'!
Bulma - God almighty Vegeta, it's just coffee!
Vegeta - (takes another sip) It has a very strong flavour of chocolate...and something else.
Well, might as not let it go to waste! (drinks the rest of it)
(five hours and twenty-five squares of exlax later, at Vegeta's house)
(Vegeta and Bulma are both sitting in the living room watching 'Happy Days')
Vegeta - You know, knowing Kakarot, he's probably going to forget completely about picking up the dry-wall and waterpik.
Bulma - YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY MY WATERPIK!
Vegeta - WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR WATER--
(loud rumbling)
Bulma - What the hell was that?
Vegeta - (sickly) Ugh...I don't...feel so good...
(louder rumbling)
Vegeta - Christ almighty...my bowels...feel like they're gonna BURST!
Bulma - Vege--
Vegeta - AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (runs off like a madman into the bathroom)
Bulma - ...
(loud flatulent noises come from the bathroom)
Vegeta - AI YAI YAI, I GOTTA POOP, AI!
(deafening flatulent noises)
(meanwhile, at Goku's house, in the kitchen)
Goku - (eating quickly)
Gohan - (eating quickly)
Chichi - So you two, how's Vegeta and Bulma doing?
Goku - They're doing fine! Vegeta decided to sell me his dry-wall and waterpik!
Bulma - (from the distance) YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUR WATERPIK!
Gohan - ...
Chichi - ...So, how much did you pay for it?
Goku - Only $700!
Chichi - YOU IDIOT! DRY-WALL ONLY COSTS $130 DOWN AT THE LOCAL STORE!
(long silence)
Goku - (realizes his stupidity) AH CRAP! Well why the hell did no one tell me that?
Gohan - And Dad, don't forget to tell Mom that it's also rotting and leaking!
Chichi - WHAT?
Gohan - And the waterpik doesn't even work!
Bulma - (from the distance) YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUR WATERPIK!
(later on, at Goku's house)
(Goku, Gohan and Chichi are all watching TV in the living room)
(the phone rings)
Chichi - I'll get it. (picks the phone up) Hello? Oh hi Bulma!
Goku - Erh! (looks at Gohan)
Gohan - (looks at Goku)
Chichi - Oh my God! That's awful! What could have happened to him? Yes, we can come over.
Goku - (nervous as hell)
Gohan - (shaking)
Chichi - Okay. Goodbye Bulma. (hangs up) My God, you wouldn't believe what happened to Vegeta!
Goku - (still nervous) Uh...what?
Chichi - Bulma says that Vegeta had to be taken to a hospital because he couldn't stop going to the toilet!
Gohan - Er...
Chichi - Anyways, I told Bulma that all of us would go and visit Vegeta tomorrow, and see how he's doing.
Goku - Oh...great! (laughs nervously) (looks at Gohan)
Gohan - (laughs nervously)
(later that night)
Goku - (dreaming)
-(dream)-
Vegeta - How could you do that to me Kakarot? After all I've done for you, you almost poison me to death with Exlax! I thought you said that I was your bestest buddie in the whole world! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BESTEST BUDDIE?
-(dream)-
Goku - (wakes up screaming)
Chichi - My God Goku, what's wrong?
Goku - (panting and sweating) Oh man...I just had a horrible nightmare...(looks down) Oh DAMMIT!
Chichi - What's wrong?
Goku - I wet 'em again! (leaves)
Chichi - I'm beginning to think it was a mistake to take him off of diapers.
(the next morning)
Goku - Mmmm! Somethin' smells good! What's cookin'?
Chichi - I made sausages and eggs for breakfast! Come and get it!
(Goku and Gohan rush into the kitchen and start to inhale their food)
Chichi - By the way Goku, I have something that I'd like to ask you.
Goku - (still wolfing down food) What?
Chichi - I was looking around our bedroom today for something, and I came across this in your cupboard. (holds up a box of Exlax with 25 squares missing)
Goku - ERRGH! (chokes on food) (trying to sound calm) Yeah, so? What's the big deal?
Gohan - (nervously eating)
Chichi - Well, normaly, nothing! But then I remembered something; right after you went over to Vegeta's house, he got violently ill and had to go to the toilet non-stop! Goku...do you have something that you should tell me?
Goku - Uh, yeah! Uh...happy anniversary Chichi!
Chichi - ...
Goku - Uh...would you believe me if I told you that I was constipated like nobodies bussiness,
and I had to take 25 squares of Exlax to take a crap?
Chichi - ...
Gohan - I don't think she believes you Dad.
Chichi - OH GOKU, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING TO VEGETA! AND AFTER ALL HE HAS DONE FOR YOU!
Gohan - Yeah Dad! Remember the waterpik?
Bulma - (from the distance) YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' THAT WATERPIK!
Goku - But Gohan was the one who put the Exlax into his coffee!
Gohan - Dammit Dad!
Chichi - Look! I promised Bulma that we were going to go and visit Vegeta in the hospital, and so help me God, we are still going to do that!
Goku - But--
Chichi - And once we're there, the two of you are going to tell him what you did, and that will be the end of that!
Gohan - But Mom, Vegeta's gonna kill us!
Chichi - Yeah, well, the two of you probably deserve it!
Goku - Or, how about we just forget that all of this even happened, and just let bygons be bygons?
(long silence)
Goku - Okay, I'll take that as a no.
(two hours later)
Chichi - Are you two ready to go yet?
Goku - Yep!
Gohan - Yeah.
Chichi - Good, then let's get going.
Goku - Okay! Boy oh boy, I can't wait to get that waterpik!
Bulma - (from the distance) YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' THAT--
Goku - OKAY ALREADY!
(in the garage)
Chichi - (get's inside the car)
Gohan - (get's inside the car)
Goku - (get's inside the car) You know Gohan, this whole stupid thing is so blown out of proportion!
Gohan - I don't know Dad--
Goku - I mean, just how bad can that Exlax stuff really be? I mean, we all know how weak Vegeta's bowels are after all!
Gohan - Fine then, why don't you try some?
Goku - Fine! Gimme a square of that stuff! I'll show you just how weak this stuff really is!
(eats a block of Exlax) Mmmm, chocolaty! See; I just ate a piece and I'm fine!
(five minutes later)
(loud rumbling)
Goku - Oh God...
Gohan - You okay Dad?
Goku - (trying to look cool) Oh yeah son! It'll take more than one square of Exlax to make this Saiyan run to the toilet!
(deafening rumbling)
Goku - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHICHI, STOP THE DAMNED CAR, I HAVE TO TAKE A CRAP!
Chichi - For the love of God Goku, why the hell did you eat that?
(the car stops)
Goku - (runs outside into some bushes)
(long silence)
(loud flatulent noises and screams come from the bushes)
Gohan - Jesus, I don't think he's ever going to walk the same after that.
Goku - (emerges from the bushes looking violently ill) (get's into the car)
Gohan - So whatever happened to 'It'll take more than one square of Exlax to make this Saiyan run to the toilet'?
Goku - (looking extremely ill) Whatever.
(at the hospital)
(Goku, Gohan and Chichi all get out of their car)
Goku - (walks with a limp, holding his ass, to the main door)
Chichi - (to the receptionist) Hello, do you know which room a Mr. Vegeta is currently in?
Receptionist - He's in room 110 on the first floor.
Chichi - Thank you. Now Gohan, you come with me; Goku I need you to go and get some 'get well'
balloons from the gift area.
Goku - Sure thing Chichi! (leaves)
Chichi - Now let's go visit Vegeta, Gohan.
Gohan - Oh joy.
(in the gift area)
Goku - Hello, can I get some balloons?
Man - Yes sir, what kind of balloons?
Goku - Just give me anything!
(in Vegeta's room)
Chichi - (walks in the room)
Gohan - (walks in the room)
Bulma - Oh, Chichi and Gohan! Thank you so much for coming! Vegeta, wake up, you have visitors!
Vegeta - (sleeping)
Bulma - Vegeta?
Vegeta - (snoring)
Bulma - (slaps him five times) WAKE UP YOU INGRATE!
Vegeta - (wakes up) God almighty; what now?
Bulma - Chichi and Gohan came to visit you!
Vegeta - (sarcastically) Oh joy!
Chichi - Here Vegeta; I brought you this special Tuna Casseroll that I made especially for you!
Vegeta - (gets a whiff of the casseroll and almost vomits) UGH!...What the hell did you put in this casseroll? Ten year old rotten tuna?
Bulma - You'll have to excuse Vegeta for being in such a bad mood, but he's had quite a bad day!
Chichi - Yeah, I heard! How are you doing now?
Bulma - Well...the doctors say that Vegeta's bowels from now on will be the equivalent of that of a 3-year-olds.
Vegeta - They told me that for the next few years, I'm going to have to wear a diaper!
Gohan - (laughs)
Vegeta - I'm glad that you find this whole thing so damned funny! Oh well...at least you didn't bring that fat bastard of an ape with you...
Chichi - Uh...
Gohan - Er...
Vegeta - Oh God...he did come didn't he?
Chichi - He should be here any minute; I sent him out to get Vegeta some 'get well' balloons.
Bulma - Oh, how nice!
Goku - (walks in) Hey all!
Bulma - Hi Goku!
Vegeta - (grumbles obsenities to himself)
Goku - Hi Vegeta! I felt really bad for you when I heard about what happened to your bowels,
so I bought these nice balloons for you! (hands him the balloons) (whispers) Psst, by
the way, don't eat that casseroll, it tastes like shi--
Chichi - (smashes Goku over the head with a golf club)
(author - where the hell did she get a golf club from?)
Vegeta - (looks at the balloons) 'Happy Birthday Big Boy'?
Goku - Huh? (looks at the balloons) AH, CRAP!
Chichi - For God's sakes...
Vegeta - (sarcastically) Gee, thanks Kakarot. I'm so glad that you remembered my big boy birthday! My God, could things possibly get any worse?
Goku - Uh...yes?
Vegeta - ...
Chichi - Goku, maybe this isn't the best time to tell him--
Gohan - Dad--
Goku - I have something to tell you...
Vegeta - Good God, what now?
Goku - ...It was me who put 25 squares of Exlax into your coffee...
Vegeta - ...
Chichi - ...
Goku - ...
Gohan - ...
Bulma - ...
Goku - ...um...yeah!
Vegeta - (face turns red)
Goku - (scared) Uh, look Vegeta, I had no idea that it would do something like this to you!
(laughs nervously)
Vegeta - (face turns even redder)
Goku - Uh...Gohan was also in on it!
Gohan - Dad!
Vegeta - (eyes start to bulge in anger)
Goku - (laughs nervously) Look, why don't we just let bygons be bygons, and all be friends again?
(laughs nervously)
Vegeta - (starts to power up)
Goku - Look listen Vegeta! How about this; how about I pay you back with a nice dinner over at my place? Eh?
Bulma - That's an awfully nice gesture Vegeta! Come on, why not?
Vegeta - (powers to SSJ2) Kill Kakarot...
Goku - EHH!
Bulma - VEGETA, POWER YOUR ASS BACK DOWN, CAUSE WE'RE GONNA ACCEPT GOKU'S OFFER AND HAVE DINNER OVER AT HIS PLACE!
Vegeta - (powers down) Yes mam...
Goku - Hahaha, your so whipped!
Vegeta - (gives Goku a death glare)
Goku - Okay okay okay!
Vegeta - (still really p'oed) What time should we come?
Goku - Uh, how about tonight at around 6:00pm?
Bulma - Sounds good!
Vegeta - Fine...I guess I might as well bring that waterpik along too.
Bulma - YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY THAT WATERPIK!
Vegeta - WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU AND THAT DAMNED, OLD DECREPID WATERPIK?
(later that night, at Goku's house)
Chichi - Alright, is everything ready Goku?
Goku - Yep, I made sure that everything was set up!
Chichi - Yeah, that's what worries me!
Goku - (scoffs)
Gohan - So, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Goku - Tonight, I will be making a legendary dish of mine; a dish that no one but me has ever
tasted or seen! All will tremble before me once they have tasted my magnificent meal!
No one, and I mean no one, will ever be able to create a dinner greater than the one
that I shall create tonight; for tonight is the night of reckoning; the night where
worlds will crumble under my mighty feet as I serve a dish so flawless, so amazing, that
it is absolute perfection. Ah yes, I have waited for this moment all of my life, a
moment in which I debut my most powerful of dishes, a dish that will shock and amaze
all who taste and eat it; ah yes, the sweet flavour of power; a flavour that will excite
the tounges of all, young and old; a taste that will--
(door bell rings)
Chichi - They're here!
Gohan - Thank God. I don't think I could have handled one more minute of Dad's nonsensicle rambling.
Chichi - Could you please get the door Goku?
Goku - --something that will stir up emotions, unlike any food before; a food so amazing, tasty,
and flawless, that it shall be known, as the greatest food ever created by mankind; the
greatest dish on the planet Earth-- neh, in the entire galaxy--
Chichi - (smashes Goku over the head with a chair) SNAP OUT OF IT ALREADY!
Goku - Oh man, did I start ranting on and on about my dish again?
Chichi - Yes Goku!
Goku - My absolutely magnificent and flawless, emotionally riviting dish--
Chichi - (smashes another chair over his head)
Goku - Okay, I get the point! (walks over and opens the door) Hello Vegeta and Bulma! How are you two doing tonight?
Vegeta - (grumpily) We're fine Kakaro-- MY GOD MAN, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU HAVE NO PANTS ON?
Goku - What? (looks down) AH CRAP! (runs off)
Vegeta - This is going to be the worst night of my life...
Bulma - Yeah, whatever!
(later on)
Chichi - (sarcastic) Boy Goku, nice way to start off the evening; greeting the guests with no
pants on!
Goku - Gimme a break Chichi; at least I had underwear on!
Bulma - Actually Goku, you didn't.
Vegeta - (shudders)
Goku - Well...ain't that a bitch?
Vegeta - So, when are we going to eat? The sooner I get out of this place, the better!
Goku - We'll be eating in about ten minutes!
Bulma - What are we going to be having?
Goku - Well..
Gohan - Oh God--
Goku - Tonight, I will be making a legendary dish of mine; a dish that no one but me has ever
tasted or seen! All will tremble before me once they have tasted my magnificent meal!
No one, and I mean no one, will ever be able to create a dinner greater than the one
that I shall create tonight; for tonight is the night of reckoning; the night where
worlds will crumble under my mighty feet as I serve a dish so flawless, so amazing, that
it is absolute perfection. Ah yes, I have waited for this moment all of my life, a
moment in which I debut my most powerful of dishes, a dish that will shock and amaze
all who taste and eat it; ah yes, the sweet flavour of power; a flavour that will excite
the tounges of all, young and old; a taste that will amaze! Something that will stir up
emotions, unlike any food before; a food so amazing, tasty, and flawless, that it shall
be known, as the greatest food ever created by mankind; the greatest dish on the planet
Earth-- neh, in the entire galaxy! My absolutely magnificent and flawless, emotionally
riviting dish, which I shall reveal to all in only ten mear minutes!
Bulma - Wow...that sounds like...something...
Vegeta - You watch Bulma, it'll probably turn out to be something like a hotdog or something!
(laughs)
Gohan - (laughs)
Goku - Ha! Laugh now! But in ten minutes, you shall no longer be laughing! Instead, you will be indulging yourself in my.
(ten minutes of nonsensical babbling later)
Goku - ...will be the greatest known to man!
Vegeta - (thinking) Note to self; don't ever mention Kakarot's dish ever again around him.
Goku - Well, it must be done now! (leaves)
Vegeta - Something tells me that something is going to go horribly wrong during dinner...
Goku - (comes back out holding a bowl full of black gunk) Here it is!
Vegeta - That looks like a steaming vat of shite!
Gohan - That's probably what it is...
Bulma - Mind your manners Vegeta!
Vegeta - Oh, by the way Kakarot, here's that waterpik that I--
Bulma - YOUR NOT GIVIN' HIM THAT WATERPIK!1
Vegeta - FINE! KEEP YOUR STUPID, OLD, DECREPID WATERPIK THEN!
Bulma - Thank you dear!
Goku - Let's dig in then on my magnificent--
Vegeta - Kakarot, if you even say another word about your damned dinner, I will rip your head off and feed it to rabid animals.
Goku - (silent) Okay then.
(after dinner)
Goku - Oh man! I couldn't eat any more even if my life depended on it! So...what did everone think
of my magnificent meal?
Chichi - It was...interesting to say the least...
Gohan - It was strange...ly good!
Bulma - I happened to like it quite a bit!
Vegeta - It was actually not that bad, surprisingly! At least, compared to Bulma's crap-ass cooking that is!
(Bulma smashes another chair over Vegeta's head)
Chichi - God, by the end of tonight, I'll have no more chairs left!
Vegeta - (rubbing his head) But there is something that I would really like to know.
Goku - Yeah, what?
Vegeta - What exactly was in this dinner that you made? I couldn't really make out what that strange flavour was while I was eating it.
Goku - Oh! I call this meal of mine; 'Gokus Bean Dinner'.
Vegeta - (looks horrified)
Goku - Basically, all I really did, was mix some beans and some vegetables with molases and then add some seasoning to it, and the I cooked it for ten--
(loud gurgling noises)
Gohan - Ew! Dad!
Goku - What? That wasn't one of mine!
Vegeta - I...I think it's time for us to leave...
(louder gurgling noises)
Bulma - What? Why do we have to leave?
Vegeta - BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE CRAP-OUT OF A LIFETIME! (runs out)
Bulma - I'm sorry that we have to leave so early, but it seems that those beans are sitting well with Vegeta, so, see ya! (leaves)
Chichi - (confused) See ya?...Goku, what the hell were you thinking feeding a man with the bowels of a 3-year-old, tons of beans and molases?
Goku - (not listening)
Chichi - Goku?
Goku - (drooling)
Chichi - GOKU!
Goku - (snaps out of it) Uh, yeah! I'll go feed the dogs!
Gohan - What?
Goku - I don't even know anymore.
THE END!