Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Sydney Drew.
The spotlight shines on Syd.
Syd: Where am I?
Announcer: Hello, Syd.
Syd: Who said that?
Announcer: Sydney Drew. She loves taking bubble baths and playing with rubber duckies.
Syd: What? Who told you that? That is soooo not true.
Announcer: Sydney Drew. She sleeps with a night light and a teddy bear.
Syd: I do not sleep with a night light. And I sleep with an elephant named Peanuts.
Announcer: Sydney Drew. She's secretly in love with Bridge Carson.
Syd: Ewwww. That is totally a lie. Who are you? Why do you keep telling these lies about me?
Announcer: Oh, these aren't lies.
Syd: Yes they are.
Announcer: And now you know. Sydney Drew. The girl who likes bubble baths with rubber duckies, sleeps with a night light and a teddy bear, and has a crush on Bridge Carson.
Syd: What? They don't know me. All you did was tell them lies.
Announcer: Hey, I'm only doing my job.
Syd: You didn't tell them about me. You told them lies.
Announcer: What I said was 100 true.
Syd: No it wasn't!
Announcer: Yes it was.
Syd: That's it. I'm calling my lawyer.
Announcer: Whatever, rubber ducky girl.
Syd: You will be hearing from my lawyer!
With this she storms off the stage. The announcer laughs.