Well, everyone was glad to be leaving camp, it was obvious that Akatsuki didn't make the best counselors in the world. Not to mention Sasori had screamed at Itachi most of the way home because he had discovered that his cell phone battery was dead. However, once Akatsuki arrived exhausted back at their beloved apartment….there was another surprise awaiting them. They hadn't been there 10 minutes when Sasori had already run off to charge the RAZR, Kisame went to unpack, Itachi headed for the shower and Deidara….well he started screaming.

"OH MY GOD! THE CHOCOBO EGG IS HATCHING YEAH! OH MY GOD! BABY CHOCOBO! AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!" Deidara hurried off into the utility room where momma chocobo had long ago set up camp. The baby bird was starting to peck through the shell and 13 minutes later….

"Peep….peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep…..peep, peep." The precious 7 pound bird had hatched, with it's fuzzy little feathers, and it's little beak and it's tiny feet, and it's cute little wings…and oh my god, Deidara couldn't wait to squeeze it.

"Oooooooooooooh! Loooooooooooook! Baby chocobo! Come here little baby, yeah. Let's see what you are………..Ooooh! IT'S A GIRL CHOCOBO YEAH!" Aaaaaawwwwwww." Deidara quickly scooped up the precious bundle of bird in his arms and ran into the living room. Momma chocobo didn't seem to care.

"Oh my god! Look what I have, yeah. I'm a father…well, sort of, yeah!" Deidara put the little bird down on to the floor and let her shake her fuzzy feathers until she was an adorable puff ball.

"Deidara, you are not a father, not even sort of and besides how do you know it's a girl, it could be a boy." Itachi was such a buzz killer.

"She's a girl, I looked, yeah. And I'm kind of a father because I get to feed her and take care of her until she learns to fly, yeah." Deidara insisted. Sasori had walked back into the living room with a load of laundry.

"Oh my god….that bird hatched…..WE CAN USE THE LAUNDRY ROOM AGAIN! By the way, Deidara, the bird is pretty cute, what did you name it?" Sasori asked.

"Baby bird, yeah. Yes, I did, yes I did, that's what I called you, yes I did, yeah." Deidara was now on the floor with the bird, he couldn't help but kiss it's little head. Naturally, it started peeping some more and momma chocobo decided to come out of the utility room. Now it should be made known that momma chocobo weighed about 120 pounds and stood about 6 feet tall so it wasn't an easy fit through the door.

"Deidara! Get the mother out of the apartment! You can keep the little one but the mother is too damn big!" Sasori said, now sandwiched between feathers and the door frame. Deidara comforted momma chocobo and gave her a huge ass bag of seeds to snack on. He scooped up baby chocobo and headed out to the balcony to hold on to her and hand feed her some seeds. Sasori was also pissed because there was a huge ass newspaper nest in the utility room where momma chocobo had been staying.

"Itachi, go unpack my stuff, yeah. Oh and bring me a blanket for the baby bird, yeah." Deidara said watching his beloved little bird peck at seeds he had laid on the balcony. Itachi rolled his eyes because he hated being Deidara's bitch. Nonetheless, Itachi agreed to help Deidara out since he was busy playing daddy. It was the perfect post-camp counselor excursion surprise. Until next time, I'll leave you with the image of Deidara holding his sleeping baby bird….

Hope everyone liked the end! Okay, I will be working on 2 Akatsuki fics simultaneously: Akatsuki Thanksgiving and: Akatsuki and the New York City Wedding. I hope that you will like them both. Expect the first chapter of one of them soon!