Lone: NARUTO! GAARA! I LOVE YOU GAARA! oh yes, there will be retardedness and OOCness
K&C/glare at Gaara/
Gaara: What? Not my fault I look hot!
K&C/start walking toward him slowly carrying guns/
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"YES! MY DREAM IS NOW COMPLETE!" Gaara shouted as he put on his apron and set up the registers. "MONEYMALL IS COMPLETE! AND NOW I SHALL WORK AT WAFFLE-WORLD WHILE WHITSLTING CHEERFULLY FOR NO REASON!" Is this the emotion-less Gaara we see in the anime? Yes it is!
And no, we have not landed in a strange-parallel universe. At least, not to my knowledge…
Yes, Gaara's dream has been to open a MoneyMall. MoneyMall is a mall where you can find everything you could dream and want! . Of course, you would have to pay…MONEY! YES! LOTS OF MONEY!
"Okay…MoneyCDS…CHECK!….MoneyInvaderZIMplushies with GiR…CHECK!…Okay, that's about it for…dunndunndunn…MONEYMALL!" Gaara said happily as he continued whistling as he set up some syrup bottles.
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Orochimaru stared at Gaara through a pink Barbie telescope. Why a telescope? I want to be different…
"O…m…g…Gaara is retarded…"
"Like you, boss?"
"QUIET WAFFLE!" Orochimaru said to one of the Eggo waffles as he ate it as the other Eggo products stared in shock. Orochimaru turned pale because he got a tan at the beach. Of course, noone would date him. So…let's just say he proved the Red Sea existed….but anyway, Orochimaru turned pale.
"Oh god, I shouldn't have eaten an Eggo waffle…" Orochimaru said as he threw up on Itachi, who was trying to climb up to tree to talk to Orochimaru about something. Let this be known, the tree was tall, so when Orochimaru threw up, he threw up on Itachi's hair.
"OMFG!" Itachi screamed along with his screams of terror as he fell off the tree, but the others didn't notice…and he fell of for a long time….
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"Hello…ma'am…."Gaara said, trying to find words. 1: He had never addressed a woman nor anyone politely, and 2: the woman was sexy….but Gaara will soon discover the horror.
"HEYA GAARA!" Neji said happily.
"Heya Neji! Feeling unusually joyful today too?"
"Not unusually, I just got more dam rich then I already was!" Neji said, laughing like Santa Claus.
Tai, my OC, just stares as she backs away slowly…
"…Right, so Gaara, what kinda waffles you have?"
"First, who's her?"
"Oh her name is…./crap/ um….Natumo! Right, NATUMO!" Tai said, laughing nervously.
"YES!" "Natumo" said, giggling nervously.
"So you got more rich? Won the trial then?"
"YEP! Hitler didn't stand a chance!(1)"
"You own rights now?"
"Yep, now I don't have to wear my headband anymore!"
"ANYMORE?(!)" Natumo, Tai and Gaara said at the same time.
"Just on my waist, like Lee!" Neji said cheerfully. "Lee's gonna be happy, he says I look sexy with it on my waist! ." Neji said, strutting a pose.
"Oh god….I'm going to the bathroom. Natumo…um…just stay out of trouble…." Tai said as she went to the bathroom. When she got in, she took out her walkie-talkie and started finding a frequency.
"Natumo, you read me?"
"Yeah, but are you sure this is safe, leaving me with…him?…"Natumo said nervously, staring at Gaara. NOT THAT WAY YOU PERVS! With the staring and the 'left alone' part! God you pervs…
"Hey, he's in a happy mood!"
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"So can you do it?"
"You better pay me waffles and little tacos!" Neji said.
"Agunimon will take care of that." Gaara said then suddenly, popping out of nowhere, Agunimon and Wolfmon started dancing across the screen in ballet costumes then leap off the screen and they landed with a crash…
"Umm….YOU ALL DIDN'T SEE JACK!"
"…Okay, now I'm not sure…."
"But well, I'll do it, cause I wanna see too…." Neji said as he did some handsigns. "BYAKUGAN!" Neji yelled, which Natumo surprisingly, being only 5 feet way, couldn't hear. Wait…just to let you know, this is perverted…
"Hmm….Teddy Bear panties…."
"COOL ." Gaara said.
"And…o….m…..f….g…..NATUMO IS NARUTO!" Neji yelled.
"wHaT?(!) NARUTO! YOU SHALL DIE!" Gaara said as his gourd turned into sand and he started chasing Naruto. Okay, Gaara had written instructions on how to use his gourd. And Naruto was always burning, burying, throwing shuriken, and just plain destroying all his manuals, which were exactly 18 manuals (2). So Naruto has a liking for cross-dressing…dun dun DUNN!…And wanted to try it in public. He was embarrassed but Tai talked him into it. Of course, Naruto doesn't want to be an attraction, cause he knows how much Gaara wants to kill him for the manuals cause Gaara written his hand off and couldn't write for a week…and Gaara hated being tricked…but So Tai decided to take Naruto to MoneyMall. Tai didn't know about the manuals though…
"YOU SHALL DIE NARUTO!" Gaara said, getting a freaky look in his eye. Naruto then pulled off his 'Ninja Harem' thing on Gaara but Gaara had plugged his nose with waffles so they wouldn't bleed. But you could still see blood.
"Uh, Gaara…"
"Blood makes everything better….including your death…."
"Oh crap!" Naruto screamed. Suddenly, Itachi and Orochimaru busted through. Gaara looked even more mad.
"You all are invited to my trial!"
"WTH?(!)"
"Um…yeah…what happened to Neji?" Itachi asked them. They could see Neji lying on the floor, fainted from a nosebleed.
"Do you really want to know?"
"….not really now…."
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Lone: …Yeah….I just felt like doing this. I like Gaara . Gaara is cool…So Sam, I'm hoped you're satisfied Sam! You have bugged me email after email about this story! But just to let you know, I may put you in the next chapter…
Sam: SWEET! . I'm one of the lucky ones that you put in your fanfics/starts parading around the room/
Lone: o.O yeah…lucky ones…..next time: Itachi & Orochimaru in L&M's court: Secrets Are Revealed! You know what L and M means…if you've read 'Bastion Gets Sued,Man!'….I suggest you read that…
Lone & Sam: And remember kids: Stop, Drop, and Roll doesn't work in hell! . We're smart!….but for retarded stuff….