My colleagues all thought me mad. Mad, I say. And you know...they were right. More!
Sailormoon doesn't belong to me. Well, duh.
Booyaka! ~NV22~
***
As a completely random interlude for lack of anything better to do, I bring you: interviews!
That's right, folks. Your very own fearless author-type person (NeoVenus22) sits down with the cast of this very fanfiction! (Yeah, gotta be fearless for that.)
Usagi: [brains NeoVenus with a two-by-four] P
Haruka: What's with the sudden new layout?
NeoVenus: x_x Nani?
Haruka: This dialogue format thingy. It's not like you.
NeoVenus: [shrugs] Looks cool.
Haruka: -_-; Plagarism. That ain't kosher.
NeoVenus: It's not plagarism! Lotsa authors do this! Now, could we get to the interview, please? Before I get old?
Haruka: -_-;; Yare, yare, I'm outta here. Interview away.
NeoVenus: ^^v Yay! Okay, interviewee one, Tsukino Usagi, will now step up to the plate.
Usagi: Plate? What plate?
NeoVenus: o.O Okay then. Usagi-chan, how do you like the fic so far?
Usagi: Why'd you kill Mamo-chan?
NeoVenus: ^^; I didn't kill him! I just...um...I tied him up. [opens closet, reveals Tuxedo Kamen swirling from a coat hanger, a sock in his mouth]
Tuxie: Mmph! Mmph, mmph mmph mmph!
Usagi: ^^v Tuxedo Kamen-sama!!! [glomps onto him]
NeoVenus: -_-;;; Why am I not surprised?
Usagi: I learned from the Glomping no Megami, Wakaba-san!
Wakaba: [popping up] Konnichi wa! I'm Wakaba, the Goddess of Glomp! Buy my new book "Glomping For Dummies", on sale this week!
Haruka: [brains Wakaba with a two-by-four]
NeoVenus: And anime fans around the world rejoice. Okay, next victim! Haruka-san, how 'bout you?
Haruka: Do I gotta?
NeoVenus: Hai. It's in your contract.
Haruka: P Crap. I knew I shoulda read that thing before I signed it... Okay, bring it on, but make it fast. I've got a few lemonfics to attend to this afternoon.
NeoVenus: ^^;;;;; Um...okay...so, how's the fic going so far?
Haruka: The writing is crap, the dialogue is pointless, and there's virtually no plot. Furthermore, you had boy band cameos!
NeoVenus: [drools on herself] Nummy...*NSYNC...
Haruka: Aha. So that's why this is so messed up. You're a fangirl!
NeoVenus: If I wasn't a fangirl, you wouldn't have any lines, Haruka-san.
Haruka: It's not like they're *good* lines, so it doesn't matter.
NeoVenus: Shaddup. Is there enough gratuitous fanservice for you and Michiru?
Haruka: Honey, there could never be enough gratuitous fanservice for me and Michiru.
NeoVenus: [facevault] Did you just call me 'honey'?
Haruka: Hai.
NeoVenus: You're trying to screw me over, aren't you?
Haruka: Eh?
From the distance we hear a long, low hum, which gradually grows into a very loud scream as Michiru busts through the doors, bearing her Aqua Mirror and looking ready to brain whomsoever gets in her way.
Michiru: Haru!!!
Haruka: Hai, Michi?
Michiru: I thought we agreed on this! You went to therapy! NO FLIRTING!
Haruka: Ara...Michi...it's just the author-sama, it doesn't mean anything.
NeoVenus: What? I'm not good enough for you?
Haruka: [big trouble now!] Hai, hai, you are, you are!!
Michiru: NANI?!
Haruka: I mean no! I only love my Michi!
NeoVenus: [wields that ever-so-convenient two-by-four] You sure?
Haruka looks back and forth between the two angry females: one bearing an Aqua Mirror, the other, a large chunk of wood capable of conking her out for a good few hours [see Wakaba]. One of the women was threatening not only total brain-ification, but also a complete write-out of the fic. The other was threatening no sex.
As far as Haruka could see, she had only one choice.
Haruka: Uranus Planet Powaa, make up! [runs the hell outta there]
Michiru: Shimatta. Forgot she could do that.
NeoVenus: Damn superpowers. So kills the mood.
Michiru: [eyebrow twitch] What kinda 'mood' were you trying to create, exactly?
NeoVenus: [backs away slowly] Hehehehe... Nothing, I swear, Michiru-san. Haruka's all yours, really!
Michiru: [lifts Aqua Mirror]
NeoVenus: [runs down hallway] Aaaaaaaaaah!!!
Yeah, that went, like, SO well.
Anyway, our slightly-more-fearful-than-before author decided to try the whole 'interviewing' process again, because she's dumber than a bag of bricks. So for Round Two (Three?), she recruited hapless Aino Minako, seeing as how she's basically a dumb blonde and was the least likely to try and kill her. (Other than Mercury.)
NeoVenus: [into microphone (now where did THAT come from?)] Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3... Okay, good, it's working. Aino-san, say hi.
Minako: OHAYO! ^_^
NeoVenus: Um...okay. So...Aino-san...
Minako: Call me Mina-chan, Author-sama!
NeoVenus: Okay. So, Mina-chan, how do you like the fic so far?
Minako: It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooo
[five minutes later]
Minako: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good! Yay! ^^v
NeoVenus: o.O I see. What's your favorite part?
Minako: The scenes where I'm the star!
NeoVenus: -_-; There AREN'T any scenes where you're the star...
Minako: ^_^ Well, the scenes where I'm with Yaten-kun! KAWAII!
NeoVenus: -_-;; Oookay.
Minako: ^_- Author-sama? Can I ask a favooooorrrrr?
NeoVenus: Sure, anything.
Minako: Domo arigato!!!!! ^_^
NeoVenus: Yup.
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: ...
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: ...
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: ...
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: Mina-chan? You were gonna ask me for a favor?
Minako: OH! Hai! Anyway...can you get rid of Neptune-san?
NeoVenus: Why would I get rid of her?
Minako: 'Cause she's snotty and mean and funny-looking and keeps Haruka-san ALL TO HERSELF and she doesn't like the Inner Senshi.
NeoVenus: That's exactly why I don't like her! ^_^
Minako: Yay! [they hug]
NeoVenus: Well, I'll have to come up with a believable reason for her destruction, but I'll talk to Evil Mastermind Guy about it, okay?
Minako: Hai! Yay, Author-sama, you're the best!! ^^v
NeoVenus: I know! ^^v
***FIN***
Sailormoon doesn't belong to me. Well, duh.
Booyaka! ~NV22~
***
As a completely random interlude for lack of anything better to do, I bring you: interviews!
That's right, folks. Your very own fearless author-type person (NeoVenus22) sits down with the cast of this very fanfiction! (Yeah, gotta be fearless for that.)
Usagi: [brains NeoVenus with a two-by-four] P
Haruka: What's with the sudden new layout?
NeoVenus: x_x Nani?
Haruka: This dialogue format thingy. It's not like you.
NeoVenus: [shrugs] Looks cool.
Haruka: -_-; Plagarism. That ain't kosher.
NeoVenus: It's not plagarism! Lotsa authors do this! Now, could we get to the interview, please? Before I get old?
Haruka: -_-;; Yare, yare, I'm outta here. Interview away.
NeoVenus: ^^v Yay! Okay, interviewee one, Tsukino Usagi, will now step up to the plate.
Usagi: Plate? What plate?
NeoVenus: o.O Okay then. Usagi-chan, how do you like the fic so far?
Usagi: Why'd you kill Mamo-chan?
NeoVenus: ^^; I didn't kill him! I just...um...I tied him up. [opens closet, reveals Tuxedo Kamen swirling from a coat hanger, a sock in his mouth]
Tuxie: Mmph! Mmph, mmph mmph mmph!
Usagi: ^^v Tuxedo Kamen-sama!!! [glomps onto him]
NeoVenus: -_-;;; Why am I not surprised?
Usagi: I learned from the Glomping no Megami, Wakaba-san!
Wakaba: [popping up] Konnichi wa! I'm Wakaba, the Goddess of Glomp! Buy my new book "Glomping For Dummies", on sale this week!
Haruka: [brains Wakaba with a two-by-four]
NeoVenus: And anime fans around the world rejoice. Okay, next victim! Haruka-san, how 'bout you?
Haruka: Do I gotta?
NeoVenus: Hai. It's in your contract.
Haruka: P Crap. I knew I shoulda read that thing before I signed it... Okay, bring it on, but make it fast. I've got a few lemonfics to attend to this afternoon.
NeoVenus: ^^;;;;; Um...okay...so, how's the fic going so far?
Haruka: The writing is crap, the dialogue is pointless, and there's virtually no plot. Furthermore, you had boy band cameos!
NeoVenus: [drools on herself] Nummy...*NSYNC...
Haruka: Aha. So that's why this is so messed up. You're a fangirl!
NeoVenus: If I wasn't a fangirl, you wouldn't have any lines, Haruka-san.
Haruka: It's not like they're *good* lines, so it doesn't matter.
NeoVenus: Shaddup. Is there enough gratuitous fanservice for you and Michiru?
Haruka: Honey, there could never be enough gratuitous fanservice for me and Michiru.
NeoVenus: [facevault] Did you just call me 'honey'?
Haruka: Hai.
NeoVenus: You're trying to screw me over, aren't you?
Haruka: Eh?
From the distance we hear a long, low hum, which gradually grows into a very loud scream as Michiru busts through the doors, bearing her Aqua Mirror and looking ready to brain whomsoever gets in her way.
Michiru: Haru!!!
Haruka: Hai, Michi?
Michiru: I thought we agreed on this! You went to therapy! NO FLIRTING!
Haruka: Ara...Michi...it's just the author-sama, it doesn't mean anything.
NeoVenus: What? I'm not good enough for you?
Haruka: [big trouble now!] Hai, hai, you are, you are!!
Michiru: NANI?!
Haruka: I mean no! I only love my Michi!
NeoVenus: [wields that ever-so-convenient two-by-four] You sure?
Haruka looks back and forth between the two angry females: one bearing an Aqua Mirror, the other, a large chunk of wood capable of conking her out for a good few hours [see Wakaba]. One of the women was threatening not only total brain-ification, but also a complete write-out of the fic. The other was threatening no sex.
As far as Haruka could see, she had only one choice.
Haruka: Uranus Planet Powaa, make up! [runs the hell outta there]
Michiru: Shimatta. Forgot she could do that.
NeoVenus: Damn superpowers. So kills the mood.
Michiru: [eyebrow twitch] What kinda 'mood' were you trying to create, exactly?
NeoVenus: [backs away slowly] Hehehehe... Nothing, I swear, Michiru-san. Haruka's all yours, really!
Michiru: [lifts Aqua Mirror]
NeoVenus: [runs down hallway] Aaaaaaaaaah!!!
Yeah, that went, like, SO well.
Anyway, our slightly-more-fearful-than-before author decided to try the whole 'interviewing' process again, because she's dumber than a bag of bricks. So for Round Two (Three?), she recruited hapless Aino Minako, seeing as how she's basically a dumb blonde and was the least likely to try and kill her. (Other than Mercury.)
NeoVenus: [into microphone (now where did THAT come from?)] Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3... Okay, good, it's working. Aino-san, say hi.
Minako: OHAYO! ^_^
NeoVenus: Um...okay. So...Aino-san...
Minako: Call me Mina-chan, Author-sama!
NeoVenus: Okay. So, Mina-chan, how do you like the fic so far?
Minako: It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooo
[five minutes later]
Minako: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good! Yay! ^^v
NeoVenus: o.O I see. What's your favorite part?
Minako: The scenes where I'm the star!
NeoVenus: -_-; There AREN'T any scenes where you're the star...
Minako: ^_^ Well, the scenes where I'm with Yaten-kun! KAWAII!
NeoVenus: -_-;; Oookay.
Minako: ^_- Author-sama? Can I ask a favooooorrrrr?
NeoVenus: Sure, anything.
Minako: Domo arigato!!!!! ^_^
NeoVenus: Yup.
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: ...
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: ...
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: ...
Minako: ^_^
NeoVenus: Mina-chan? You were gonna ask me for a favor?
Minako: OH! Hai! Anyway...can you get rid of Neptune-san?
NeoVenus: Why would I get rid of her?
Minako: 'Cause she's snotty and mean and funny-looking and keeps Haruka-san ALL TO HERSELF and she doesn't like the Inner Senshi.
NeoVenus: That's exactly why I don't like her! ^_^
Minako: Yay! [they hug]
NeoVenus: Well, I'll have to come up with a believable reason for her destruction, but I'll talk to Evil Mastermind Guy about it, okay?
Minako: Hai! Yay, Author-sama, you're the best!! ^^v
NeoVenus: I know! ^^v
***FIN***