Ok, here goes with another fanfic ! Here´s the summary : Because of another stupid machine made by the aliens who didn´t work well, the mews, the aliens, Masaya, Ryou and Keiichiro all change bodies on a friday ! It will be quite long, and I could write a sequel.I choosed this title because "Freaky Friday" is the name of a movie where a girl and her mother change bodies for a day.
The pairings are Kisshu X Ichigo X Masaya, Pai X Retasu X Ryou, and of course Taruto X Purin.
Well here´s chapter 1 !
Chapter 1 : Trouble in the alien dimension
It was an ordinary day in the alien dimension : the three aliens were once again working on another one of Pai´s brilliant plans to defeat the mews that always fail : Kisshu was purchasing Taruto all over the dimension.The young alien was running for his life and repeating a thousand times the words "old hag" (I think you all know who he´s talking about), and Pai, building some kind of machine, was totally ignoring them, and was actually the only one working.
"Dammit Taruto ! You brat ! shouted Kisshu. How many times do I have to tell you that...
"Sure, don´t worry Kish, we know you love the old hag !
"HER NAME IS ICHIGO, YOU JERK !
"Of course Kish, we both know you´re stupid."
Taruto was about to continue when Kisshu threw himself on him like he was crazy.Tart avoided him too easily and continued his game :
"Falling in love with a human ! And not just any human, a mew mew ! You couldn´t have done worse this time ! Cause seriously, I couldn´t do something like this." And he laughed.
Then, Kisshu looked at him with an evil smile and answered sarcastically :
"After all, you´re right, Taruto ! You didn´t do what I have done, you´ve done worse !
"What the hell are you trying to say ? I didn´t fall in love with a mew mew !
"Oh yeah ? And what about the monkey girl ?"
When he heard that, Taruto´s face became completely red.When Tart realized that he was blushing, he tried to hide it and acted natural :
"I have really no idea what you´re talking about."
Kisshu smiled :
"Come on, Taruto, you don´t have to hide it.Everyone knows you like the crazy monkey !
"HER NAME IS PURIN, YOU BASTARD !
"Oh right, I got it.Oh, wait, how do you spell that ? It´s not P-U-D-D-I-N-G isn´t it ?"
This time, Taruto really wasn´t in a good mood :
"Alright, that´s enough !
"That´s bad, Taruto, you shouldn´t fall in love with the enemy !
"LOOK WHO´S TALKING !
"And especially a monkey !
"Tell that to Pai ! I´m not the one who has a crush on some fish girl !"
These words finally caught Pai´s attention.
"And who has green hair !" continued Taruto.
"And glasses !" said Kisshu.
This time, Pai had enough. He let go his work, got quickly to the two other aliens and shouted :
"What´s wrong with that ! And she ain´t a fish !"
Kisshu and Taruto stared at Pai, obviously very interested by what he had just said.
"So I was right ! answered kisshu. Our Pai really has a crush on... euh... what´s her name ?
"I think it´s Lettrue, isn´t it Pai ?" asked Taruto with an evil smile.
"IT´S RETASU, YOU IDIOT !"
After a very long silence, Kisshu responded, just to get on Pai´s nerves again :
"I though it was Lettuce..."
At this very moment, I think everyone knows that Pai really wanted to kill the two aliens.But finally, he turned around, with his arms crossed and simply answered :
"What a childish behavior..."
But he couldn´t hide a blush.And Kish and Tart saw it.Pai returned calmly to his work.Then, the two aliens started rolling themselves on the ground and laughing.After ten minutes, Kisshu finally stood up.
"Hey Pai, what are we actually supposed to work on ?
"You mean what am I supposed to work on.Well, it´s some machine i´ve been building that will allow us to simply erase the mews from the universe."
Kisshu knit an eye-brow :
"You can do that ?
" yes, it´s really simple if you think about it, you just need to divide the amount of oxygen on earth by the product of...
"Yeah, alright, we got it, genius guy." Taruto interrumpted.
Kisshu sighed.
"Too bad, I won´t get to see my dear Koneko-chan anymore.Say Pai, can you do me a favor ?
"No, Kisshu.Mew Ichigo will be erased, just like the other mews.
"Come on, Pai, you don´t care about Mew Lettuce ? You´re not gonna miss her ?
" Her name´s Retasu ! shouted Pai.
But then he realized this was just one of Taruto´s stupid traps. So he continued :
"I am not interested by a foolish human.What you are saying is just nonsense.
" Oh yeah ?" asked Kisshu.
Then he ran to the computer and opened Pai´s file :
" If you´re not interested by a foolish human like you said, why did you keep videos of all the times you had to fight her ?"
Pai became completely red :
"This was necessary ! To discover her weakness and finally get rid of her, I had to observe the way she fights.
"Yeah, right." Said Kisshu, laughing.
"And who keeps tons of pictures and videos of Mew Ichigo ?" replied Pai.
"You looked in MY file ? How dare you ?"
While Kisshu was staring at Pai with an evil eye, Taruto said :
"Guys, look at yourselves ! At least I didn´t change !
"Well then let´s see what´s in YOUR file, Taruto ! replied Kisshu with an evil look.
Before Tart could do anything, Kisshu quickly oppened his file :
"Alright, let´s see... pics of Taruto, videos of Taruto fighting, a video of... ME SINGING IN THE SHOWER ! Taruto you bastard ! I though I told you to not..."
While Kisshu was purchasing Taruto, Pai took a quick look at the young alien´s file :
"Oh... what´s this...?"
Taruto and Kisshu stopped fighting.Kisshu ran to the screen, obviously very interested and Taruto screamed.After a few minutes, Kisshu turned around and faced Taruto :
"Oh...How cute, Taru-Taru ! You kept the video of you saving crazy monkey !"
Taruto blushed :
"OH, DAMMIT !"
And without thinking of what he was doing, he kicked on Pai´s machine :
" Taruto ! You stupid ! Do you have any idea of what you have done ?" shouted Pai.
Kisshu wanted to ask what was going on, but he didn´t have the time.Parts of the machine were starting to explode and the computer activated the alarm.Taruto screamed :
"Everybody run for it !"
And the three aliens immediately teleported out of the alien dimension and there was a huge explosion.
Pai, Taruto and Kisshu teleported on the top of a building in Tokyo.Kisshu asked :
"What just happened ?
"Whatever happened, it´s not good." Answered Pai.
"And what is this supposed to mean ?" said Taruto.
" Means that because of you, something activated the machine, and it didn´t work correctely.
"You mean that Ichigo´s gone for ever ?" asked Kisshu, in tears.
" I don´t think so.The machine wasn´t working very well.But still, something might happen, but I don´t know what.That´s why we will separate and search in Tokyo.
"And we´re looking for what ?
"Anything that isn´t ordinary.I´ll go east, you two, go where you want."
They agreed and the three aliens separated.