Epilogue

After Elsie fell out the window, Glinda lived happily with her family once more. Elsie survived, but three of her legs were broken and she was put in Toronto's famous cow asylum. She lives there to this day, muttering on and on about raining gummy bears.

Galinda married Barry and together they bought a lovely two-story Spanish colonial and had lots of crazy little singing realtor sock puppets.

In honour of Rob the rubber chicken, Jeff the potato opened up a hardware store called The Rusty Saw. It sold lots of rusty saws.

The chocolate squid salesman was arrested indecent exposure and sentenced to life without chocolate.

Hippy.intellect's bagel bites were returned to her.

FIN!