Rent belongs to Jonathan Larson, and Rob the rubber chicken belongs to BreatheFromYourHooHoo, as does Far Far Away. And the two of us sort of have joint custody of Glinda. I also have joint custody with my friends of Charles the scuba elf, or as we call him in good old Quebec, Charles the scuba lutin. Oh, and I stole a line from the movie Shock Treatment. I do, however, own Jeff the potato and Galinda. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM! Uh… unless you gimme a cookie. Then I'll let you borrow them.

The Sock Puppet is Always Slightly Smarter

Than the Average Bohemian

In the land of far Far Away, there was a loft. In this loft there resided a sock puppet named Glinda. Glinda lived happily with Mark, Roger, a potato named Jeff and a rubber chicken named Rob. Her life was happy, her friends were happy, even her food was happy (even though sock puppets generally don't have digestive systems). She was a very happy sock puppet.

Until one day…

One day another sock puppet showed up. Her name, we have learned, was Galinda. Galinda was Glinda's sister, separated at birth. However ,when Maureen had learned of Galinda's existence, she had attempted to kill her, fearing she would capture Mark's heart, as her sister had. Everyone was under the assumption she had died in a tragic baking incident. But they were wrong. Very wrong. And now Galinda was back from for revenge.

DUM DUM DUM!

The first phase in her devious plan was to chain Roger to the bottom of the lake. This was not cool, as Roger didn't like being chained to the bottom of a lake. Luckily, a little elf named Charles happen to swim past and gave him some scuba equipment.

'How are we gonna get him out of there?' Mark demanded. Rob, always prepared, pulled out a rusty saw and grinned evilly.

'Good idea,' Glinda said. 'We'll cut the chain!'

Jeff poked the saw's edge with his potato arm. 'No way is it sharp enough to go through a chain!' This comment made Rob grin even evilly-er (which is so a word).

'But it can cut through a leg!' he cackled.

Mark huffed. 'That is the last time I'm letting you watch Saw before going to the hardware store! Now we really need to think of a logical plan to- Where did Glinda go?'

Just then, they heard a scream erupt from the lake. Blood coloured the water and soon after, Glinda immerged, followed closely by Roger with one leg less.

Galinda watched angrily from a nearby tree. Her plan had been foiled. But Charles the scuba elf would not be around forever. And when that day came-

Suddenly, a flying cheese flew by and knocked Galinda out of the tree.

'CURSE YOU FLYING CHEESE!'

FIN DE CHAPITRE UN!