dances I ACTUALLY GOT THIS CHAPTER UP RELATIVELY ON TIME!!!!!

YAY!

DisclaimerHm… what would I do if I actually owned warriors… have tea with it (mm… I like Green tea. What do you like?)

CHAPTER NINETEEN

Snowstar panted, dragging himself – and Starnight – through the highly air-conditioned wilderness. "Starnight," he croaked. "I think we should return… home…"
"Since when…" wheezed Starnight. "Do you say… RETURN!?! Can't you just say GO BACK!?!?!?!?!?!?! But anyway…" Starnight pried herself from Snowstar's grip (mouth? Paw? I dunno!), licking the traces of desperately-needed-to-be-vacuumed-carpet off of her fur. "Just because I dozed off while walking didn't mean you had to carry me!"

"Oh," Snowstar murmured, forgetting to wheeze or croak. "Well, where are we?" Snowstar looked around at the doors:

"Tongues."

"Pear Recovery."

"Peanut Butter and Jam. Ohh!!!"

"Guam."

"Mm," Snowstar stared at the doors, hard. Then, he turned to Starnight. "Have you ever been to Guam?"
All of a sudden, the Guam door opened, and a tour guide with high socks and a green polo shirt (and SHORT SHORTS! Is it a guy or a girl? Who KNOWS!?!).

"Okay, everyone," the tour guide sniffed with its freckled nose, standing to the side of the door, letting many tanned tourists pile out. "That's the finish of our tour of all of Guam! Bye now – don't forget to visit our gift shop, which is conveniently located 4 miles away!"

"Well, Marge," rumbled a male tourist. "What you wanna do now, hon?"

"I know!" squealed his wife. "Let's go to a French restaurant and pronounce everything wrong!"

"Why not? Come on, sweets."

Starnight and Snowstar watched all different shapes and sizes of tourists stomp out of the door. Then, Snowstar's eyes opened wide.

"HOLY WINDEX FLAVORED TIC TACS!"

"What?" asked Starnight. "I mean, that last tourist was kind of ugly, but you didn't have to shout…"

"No!!!!!!!!!" squeaked Snowstar, jumping up and down. "It's First-aidfork and Petalpaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT!?" shrieked Starnight, causing some tourists to look nervous, and others to take out their picture phones. "WHERE?!"

Snowstar ran into the Guam room and onto the nearest beach. Starnight followed, heaving as she desperately tried to catch up with the spazzing Snowstar.

And it was!! On the beach lay a Petalpaw and a First-aidequipment, laying on a Pink towel with TROPICAL (ooo!) floral designs. Both wore cheap CVS bought sunglasses, and their tails were intertwined.

"FIRST-AIDEQUIPMENT!!!!!" screeched Starnight, ripping through the sand. A tear came to her eye as his white ears pricked, but was interrupted as she tripped over something large and expensive. She fell in the sand, whiskers full of it (which has a diameter of 0.2 to 0.0009 cm! It contains of mostly quartz, feldspar, and clay minerals; may contain fragments of other rocks and minerals! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! EARTH SCIENCE!!!!! IT'S POISONED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay… get a grip now… whooo…. Think of something ELSE. Like the moon and the stars!!! Arghh!!! Polaris!!!! How high it is in the sky in the northern hemisphere tells you your latitude!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! explodes).

First-aidequipment turned his head. His red cross SHINED WITH THE SUN. Then, he saw Starnight, and his blue eyes rounded. "St-st-st-starnight??!?!??!!??!" he leapt off the towel and started bounding towards the dead Starnight. Petalpaw's ears pricked with surprise, and she pushed down her sunglasses as she glanced behind herself. After staring with her half closed eyes, she blinked once and turned back to the GAWRGOUS Guam sea.

Snowstar ran up to First-aidequipment, past Starnight, and screeched, "FIRST-AIDFLOSS!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!"

First-equipment blinked, confused. "Um, here?"

Snowstar heaved. "Well you could have TOLD US THAT!!!!!! I mean, come on! We have Optimum Voice!!!! That comes with REWARDS!!!!!!"

First-aidequipment padded past the seething Snowstar (muaha… I love that word – SEETHING… sounds like something's smoking… yummy… barbeque…), and stood next to the sand-consumed Starnight. "Starnight?" he whispered. "Is that you??????????????"

"Grrammmmphhhhhwqwreeg!!!" sanded Starnight.

"Gawlly!!!" shrieked First-aidequipment. "Petalpaw!! Com'ere!!! It's Starnight!!!!!!!!"

"Well, DUH," Petalpaw mewed, padding towards them, deserting their towel, (from behind a tree, a voice screamed, "NOW!!!!!!!!!" two tourists burst from behind the trees, the man carrying the woman. Then, he dumped her on the towel. "We don't need money to relax, honey!" he shouted triumphantly. "HURRY!! RELAX WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!"). "I knew she was coming. I know when everything is coming. Come on. I check everyday. Oh, and it'll get cloudier with some chance of rain later on today."

"Sweetie!" squawked First-aidequipment. "You're brilliant!" Petalpaw smacked his shoulder playfully (with her tail?).

"Oh, STAWP, you're embarrassing me!"

"But you are!!!" he beamed at her. "Come on! Let's go have CELEBRATORY SNOCONES!!!!"

"Shmee!" squealed Petalpaw, intertwining her tail with his as they trotted away. Starnight sighed as she watched them.

"Do you really think we should take them back?" she asked Snowstar. "I mean, they're so happy here." She sighed again as she heard First-aidequipment excitedly tell Petalpaw how the Snocones were Blue Raspberry flavored.

Snowstar sighed too. "Well," he sighed, "I'd agree with you, but I have to be all fatherly and say that it's for their own good and my brow has to become all serious even though by the end of the movie I'll let them go."

Starnight blinked. "Oh," she muttered. "Snowstar? Have you been watching –"

Snowstar looked alarmed.

" -- ROMANTIC COMEDIES?"

His lip trembled. "YES!!!! OKAY? YES!!! I CAN'T RESIST THEM!! DREW BARRYMORE?! JOHN CUSACK!?!? HUGH GRANT?! These people are GREAT!!"Starnight sighed (gah!! How many times can one sigh before all traces of oxygen in their bodies are GONE!?!? I mean seriously! They should be like, deflated by now!!! Like BALLOONS!!!!!!!). "Well, okay. But, the clan won't like it when you bring home a horse that can never be ridden again and they want to ride it and say it can be ridden and then they try to ride it and get hurt and you get mad and want to put the horse to sleep and –" Starnight stopped when she realized that Snowstar was gaping at her. "Wh-what?"

"YOU watch HORSE MOVIES?!?!"

Starnight cleared her throat. "Well, I mean, they're really inspirational, even though they all have the same story…"

Snowstar and Starnight SIGHED.

END OF CHAPTER NINETEEN

(By the way… I'm leaving for camp tomorrow… so I just wanted to post this before I leave!!! So don't expect to hear from me for two weeks! Even though sometimes you don't hear from me for 4 years… but sorry! Bye!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!)