Blue Eyes, Shining
Disclaimer/Author's Notes: Kim Possible and all the characters of the show are owned by the Disney Company. All other characters can be blamed on the author (he, however, is not responsible for all of their actions at all times, being barely responsible for himself most of the time….). This is a strictly not-for-profit, just-for-fun work.
This is the start of the prequel for Black Hole Deep, version 2.0. Enjoy! Please read and review.
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Chapter 1: Relationship advice from Ron?
(From the archives and logs of Dr. Wade Load.)
I'm either in love or in extreme lust; I'm just not sure which.
I think it's love.
I think I've met the mother of my children.
It'll be awhile before it happens, but a guy can dream, can't he?
Give me a break, I'll be 13 in 2 months! Do you know what it's like to have these hormones flowing through your body and Kim Possible always there, needing your assistance?
I knew it the first time I saw her.
I need to talk to Ron, away from Kim.
I'm asking Ron for advice: this may be the ultimate "sick and wrong."
I ping'ed Ron's Ronnicator.
Ron's head came into view.
"Hey, Wade, what's the Sitch?" Ron laughed. "Sorry, I always wanted to say that. You want Kim?"
"No, Ron, is she around?"
"No, she's still in the restaurant with her brothers and dad."
"Good. Ron, I need to talk to you, man to man."
"Man to man? Oh, man…"
"Ron, I think…"
"What?"
"How did you know Kim was the one?" I blurted out the question.
"Well, it started in Pre-K, and –"
"Ron! Head in the game, please." I was getting stressed. She's on my mind constantly, and I can't think straight. She's more distracting than quantum physics.
"Sorry, Wade."
"When did you know?"
"I think I've always known, but I think it was the eyes."
Oh no. I'm in real trouble.
"Yea, definitely the eyes," Ron continued. "The first time that I really looked into those tear-filled gorgeous green eyes after she broke up with Monkey, I knew. I've wanted to tell her for a long time. Maybe I'll have a chance to tell her at Jr. Prom.
"Oh, no," I thought.
"Oh, no, what? Wade, what's this got to do with anything? You're not taking an advanced psychology class, are you?"
"No, it's just…," and I'm glad I stopped because I could hear Kim coming up to Ron in the background.
"Ron, call me when you get home, ok? This is really serious.
"Oh, and Ron? Don't tell Kim about this, ok?"
"Sure thing, Wade. Talk to you later."
"Wade, what's the Sitch?" Kim's head came into view.
"Nothing, Kim, I'm just checking the backup circuits to the satellite transmission site, and I patched into the Ronnicator." I CAN"T BELEIVE I LIED TO KIM!
"Oh. Ok, Wade." AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW! I got away with it, again. Smooth, Wade.
"Have a safe trip home, Kim."
"See you later, Wade," and she punched the off button.
WHAM!
Why?
WHAM!
Why?
WHAM!
Why?
WHAM!
Why?
Banging my head on my desk helped. I learned that when I was trying to teach Algebra to Ron.
I pulled up the backup transmissions from the Crooked D, and there she was.
Oh, yea, I'm in real trouble. Either Mr. Dr. Possible or his brother will send me into space, or I'll have to be very careful about what I do. This is going to require serious planning.
WHAM!
Why?
WHAM!
Why?
WHAM!
Why?
WHAM!
Why did I have to fall for a Possible daughter?
Oh, I thought Kim was pretty for an older woman, and I had seen a lot more of her than Ron had, but she wasn't what I was looking for. Besides, I was so much younger then. I wonder if she ever wondered how I was able to make her supersuit fit perfectly. I grinned: if she knew, Mrs. Dr. Possible would get to me before her dad did, and I'd have to go for boy's soprano roles on a permanent basis. Gee, I guess that would make me Falsetto Load, but it didn't sound as funny when I pictured an angry Mrs. Dr. Possible coming after me with a matching set of kitchen knives like I was Thanksgiving dinner. Even worse, with Kim coming right behind her to teach me 16 styles of Kung-Fu.
Anyway, Ron was so smitten with Kim, and I would never do anything to hurt either Ron or Kim. How many other people would risk their lives over and over with a kid's basement work?
Now, Dr. Director was hot!
WHAM!
No!
WHAM!
No!
WHAM!
No!
WHAM!
No!
Betty has always been nice to me, but that time that she hugged me I thought I never wanted to go home. So soft, so comfortable, and she smelled so good….
WHAM!
No!
WHAM!
No!
WHAM!
No!
WHAM!
No!
Got to keep my head clear.
I was going to have to make some major lifestyle changes if I wanted to even have a ghost of a chance with her.
I would have to start Operation Blue Eyes, and this was more important than my first PhD:
I had fallen, hard, for Jocelyn Possible.
Maybe Ron could help.
I was asking Ronald Dean Stoppable for advice about women.
Boy, was I desperate, or what!
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chapter now complete….
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A/N: Wade's got it bad, and he's asking Ron for relationship advice? This won't be pretty. Please read and review.