I know it's not Christmas yet but I found this when I was going through some of my old stuff and I thought you might like it.
Grr, I absolutely HATE Christmas. Halloween, now there's a holiday! You're actually expected to frighten people, it's great! Hm, I've gone and worked myself into the mood for horror, better go write some…
God help me…
Pegasus:
It's Christmas time,
I'm drunk on wine,
Serenity:
So many wonderful sights to see,
Like all the lights on the Christmas tree,
All: (chorus)
Merry Christmas to one and all,
There's lots of fun to be had,
May you be happy on this blessed day,
Be free, come on go mad,
Joey:
Turkey and cake,
Kaiba's head on a plate,
Tristin:
Roast potatoes with gravy,
Oh yeah baby,
All: (chorus)
Tea:
A time of joy and love,
Family and hugs,
Seto:
For gods sake shut up,
You friendship preaching fuck,
All: (chorus)
Duke:
Kissing Serenity under the mistletoe,
Running around in the snow,
Yugi:
Opening presents at 6:30 in the morning,
Adults in the background grumbling and yawning,
All: (chorus)
Yami Marik:
Death to all I shall give,
By my word none shall live,
Marik:
Cheerful aren't you darker me,
Come on, at least try to be happy,
Yami Marik:
No,
All: (chorus)
Yami:
If you believe in the heart of the season,
You can be happy for no reason,
Weevil:
I don't like winter one little bit,
Think of all those bugs that snuff it,
All: (chorus)
Rex:
I love Christmas, yes I do,
Presents, fun and lots of food,
Yami Bakura:
Christmas, Christmas,
What the hell is Christmas?
All: (chorus)
Mai:
A girl like me,
Expects fine jewellery under the tree,
Mokuba:
I want a puppy and a train set,
'Cos Seto ain't given me those yet,
All: (chorus)
Noah:
Oh how I wish I had a body of my own,
So I didn't have to spend another Christmas alone,
Bakura:
Christmas is a time to spend with friends and family,
To be nice and skip around merrily,
All: (chorus)
Seto:
Bah, humbug
Yami Bakura:
Will someone please tell me what Christmas is!
Duke:
(holding a piece of mistletoe) Oh Serenity…
END
What do you think?