OPERATION: SLEEP OVER
This is the first humor story I've written, so if it isn't funny, sorry. Anyway, their will be a lot of stereotyping in this story, and the kids are older. The older kids are around 17, and T.K. and Kari are 14.
"I don't believe this!" Joe yelled. "It isn't fair!"
"Calm down!" Izzy tried to tell his friend.
Joe, Izzy, Matt, T.K. and Tai were all inside Tai's room. They had heard that Sora was throwing a girls only sleep over. Her mother had rented out a hotel room. Apparently this hotel had a number of different sleepovers happening, so Sora's would be the only one.
"What's the big deal?" Matt asked.
"You don't understand," Joe said,"Do you have any idea what girls do at sleepovers?"
"Sleep?" Matt asked.
"No, you idiot!" Joe yelled,"They talk about personal stuff, like guys! It will turn them against us! Mimi against me!...."
"Its not that bad," Tai said,"I've listen in on a few of Kari's sleepovers."
"...Sora against you," Joe finished, "Just wait until she hears all of your secrets."
Tai snorted. "Whose gonna tell her? Mimi? She doesn't know any of mine!"
"Kari," he said, flatly.
"Crap!" Tai said.
"Tai!" Matt said,"You've got to think of something! Mimi knows a lot about me!"
Joe turned to him. "What does that mean?"
"Come on! Mimi's dated Izzy and me before you! We're all in the same boat!"
"We've got to do something!" Izzy said.
"Okay," Tai said,"We're going to spy on them."
"What?"
"What better way to learn, THEIR secrets, huh?"
"Great!" Matt said,"But how?"
"Leave that to the commander," Tai smiled,"I'll put a walkie talkie in Kari's bag."
"Brilliant!" Izzy said.
"Listen," Tai said,"Tell your parents you're sleeping over here! Together, we'll find their secrets. This is a classified mission called OPERATION: SLEEP OVER. We'll meet back here at 19 hundred hours."
The others looked at each other in confusion.
"7:00," Tai sighed.
ZOOM!
"Tai!" Kari screamed, grabbing hold of the dashboard of Tai's car. "You're going double the speed limit!"
Tai didn't say anything as he swerved to the left.
"Tai," Kari screamed again,"That car was on two wheels back there!"
When he didn't answer, she said,"These aren't compliments you know."
"Very funny. We're here."
He slammed on his breaks, just barely missing a parked car. "Bye." he said."What? No hug goodbye?"
Kari grabbed her bag and jumped out. "You're lucky I don't tell Mom and Dad about the way you drive, or you'd be without a liscene. Good bye."
She ran up the sidewalk and entered the hotel building.
Tai was about to pull out, when his walkie talkie started going off. "Hello, can I help you?"
"Yes," Tai could hear Kari over the walkie talkie,"I'm here for the Takenouchi party."
"Yes, that's room 314."
"Okay, thanks."
Tai smiled. This was going perfectly.
"Hi, Kari!"
"Hi, Mimi!" Kari said, cheerfully as she entered the room,"Where's the birthday girl?"
"Right here," Sora said as she walked out of the bathroom. She was holding her hand up, looking at one finger in particular.
"What are you looking at?" Kari and Mimi asked.
"Look at what my boyfriend gave me!" she said, letting them see her hand.
The other two girls oh'ed and awe'ed at the ring on her finger. "My brother gave that to you?" Kari asked, impressed.
Sora smiled as she nodded. "I love it! I love him!"
Kari and Mimi started to unpack their stuff.
"Yes!!!!"Tai yelled to the others,"She loves me!"
The guys had relocated in the abandoned clothing warehouse building across the street from the hotel room. Izzy had brought his telescope and had somehow connected it to a wide screen t.v. so they could watched what was going on in the room.
"Okay, okay, fine," Matt said,"You don't have to gloat about it!"
"Forget about Sora!" Joe said, grabbing the walkie talkie out of Tai's hand,"I want to know about Mimi!"
Joe turned the volume on the walkie talkie all the way up, when the walkie talkie in Kari's bag started to beep. "What was that?" Sora asked.
"Shoot!" Tai yelled, turning the volume back down. "What are you trying to do, give us all away?"
"Sorry," Joe said.
Tai turned the volume up a bit and heard Mimi say,"Forget about it! Let's just have fun!"
The guys breathed a sigh of relief. "Whew!"
"I'm afraid its not over yet," Izzy said.
"What do you mean?" Tai asked.
"Well, when Joe turned the walkie talkie all the way up, it disrupted the volume on the other walkie talkie as well. In other words, the volume on THAT walkie talkie is now on, and the volume will continue to increase until they are able to hear us, as well!"
"How could that have happened?" Matt asked.
"And how do you know?" Joe asked.
"Never mind that now!" Tai said,"Someone needs to get over there and turned that volume off."
"None of us could do that!" Matt said, facing him.
"I know!" Tai said,"A guy wouldn't even be able to GET in that room!"
"Yeah, a guy wouldn't...."
They looked at each other and smiled, turning to the rest.
"No way!" Joe said,"You won't get ME in drag and over there!"
"Me either!" Izzy said.
"I'll go!" T.K. said.
"What?" Matt yelled. It was kinda funny when it was going to be Joe or Izzy, but this was his brother.
"You guys aren't letting me do anything! I want to do something!"
"No," Matt said,"It was a stupid plan anyway. Where are we going to get clothes anyway?"
"We're sitting above a clothing factory!" Tai said.
Knowing that their was no way that he was going to win this argument, he reluctantly said,"Okay."
KNOCK KNOCK
Sora, Mimi, and Kari looked up from the card game they were playing. "Who could that be?" Mimi whispered.
"I'll find out," Kari said, running over and opening the door. "Can I help you?"
On the other side, stood T.K., in girls pajamas, complete with fuzzy slippers. He had on a blond wig and a backpack swung over his shoulder. "Oh," he said in his best impression of a girls voice,"Is this 314?"
"Yes it is," Kari said.
"I'm sorry," T.K. said,"I must have the wrong room number then, is this the Icakura Party?"
"No," Sora said, from the back of the room.
"Oh no! Is this the 4th street hotel?"
"No," Mimi said,"This is the 24th street hotel."
"Oh no!" T.K. said, looking like he was about to cry. "My mother dropped me off at the wrong hotel! Oh no!"
"It's okay," Sora said, very motherly,"You can call your parents from this phone, and you can stay with us until she comes."
"Perfect!" T.K. thought,"Tai's plan worked! Amazing how he knows Sora inside and out."
"Thank you," he said outloud. "My name is Ranko."
"Well, Ranko," Mimi said,"You can use the phone right here."
"Thank you!"
Across the street, Tai was laughing uncontrollably. "Your bother looks good as a girl!" he cried, watching him through the t.v. screen.
"Shut up!" Matt yelled.
"Okay, bye." they heard T.K. say over the walkie talkie,"I just called my big sister to come and get me. She'll be here soon, I hope."
Izzy, and Joe joined Tai in laughing. "He even said you were his big sister!"
"I'm warning you!" Matt yelled as he was turning different colors of red.
"Guys!" Izzy said, "We've got a problem. If T.K. doesn't turn the volume off on that walkie talkie, I estimate that in thirty minutes, the girls will be able to hear us, as well!"
to be continued.....
This is the first humor story I've written, so if it isn't funny, sorry. Anyway, their will be a lot of stereotyping in this story, and the kids are older. The older kids are around 17, and T.K. and Kari are 14.
"I don't believe this!" Joe yelled. "It isn't fair!"
"Calm down!" Izzy tried to tell his friend.
Joe, Izzy, Matt, T.K. and Tai were all inside Tai's room. They had heard that Sora was throwing a girls only sleep over. Her mother had rented out a hotel room. Apparently this hotel had a number of different sleepovers happening, so Sora's would be the only one.
"What's the big deal?" Matt asked.
"You don't understand," Joe said,"Do you have any idea what girls do at sleepovers?"
"Sleep?" Matt asked.
"No, you idiot!" Joe yelled,"They talk about personal stuff, like guys! It will turn them against us! Mimi against me!...."
"Its not that bad," Tai said,"I've listen in on a few of Kari's sleepovers."
"...Sora against you," Joe finished, "Just wait until she hears all of your secrets."
Tai snorted. "Whose gonna tell her? Mimi? She doesn't know any of mine!"
"Kari," he said, flatly.
"Crap!" Tai said.
"Tai!" Matt said,"You've got to think of something! Mimi knows a lot about me!"
Joe turned to him. "What does that mean?"
"Come on! Mimi's dated Izzy and me before you! We're all in the same boat!"
"We've got to do something!" Izzy said.
"Okay," Tai said,"We're going to spy on them."
"What?"
"What better way to learn, THEIR secrets, huh?"
"Great!" Matt said,"But how?"
"Leave that to the commander," Tai smiled,"I'll put a walkie talkie in Kari's bag."
"Brilliant!" Izzy said.
"Listen," Tai said,"Tell your parents you're sleeping over here! Together, we'll find their secrets. This is a classified mission called OPERATION: SLEEP OVER. We'll meet back here at 19 hundred hours."
The others looked at each other in confusion.
"7:00," Tai sighed.
ZOOM!
"Tai!" Kari screamed, grabbing hold of the dashboard of Tai's car. "You're going double the speed limit!"
Tai didn't say anything as he swerved to the left.
"Tai," Kari screamed again,"That car was on two wheels back there!"
When he didn't answer, she said,"These aren't compliments you know."
"Very funny. We're here."
He slammed on his breaks, just barely missing a parked car. "Bye." he said."What? No hug goodbye?"
Kari grabbed her bag and jumped out. "You're lucky I don't tell Mom and Dad about the way you drive, or you'd be without a liscene. Good bye."
She ran up the sidewalk and entered the hotel building.
Tai was about to pull out, when his walkie talkie started going off. "Hello, can I help you?"
"Yes," Tai could hear Kari over the walkie talkie,"I'm here for the Takenouchi party."
"Yes, that's room 314."
"Okay, thanks."
Tai smiled. This was going perfectly.
"Hi, Kari!"
"Hi, Mimi!" Kari said, cheerfully as she entered the room,"Where's the birthday girl?"
"Right here," Sora said as she walked out of the bathroom. She was holding her hand up, looking at one finger in particular.
"What are you looking at?" Kari and Mimi asked.
"Look at what my boyfriend gave me!" she said, letting them see her hand.
The other two girls oh'ed and awe'ed at the ring on her finger. "My brother gave that to you?" Kari asked, impressed.
Sora smiled as she nodded. "I love it! I love him!"
Kari and Mimi started to unpack their stuff.
"Yes!!!!"Tai yelled to the others,"She loves me!"
The guys had relocated in the abandoned clothing warehouse building across the street from the hotel room. Izzy had brought his telescope and had somehow connected it to a wide screen t.v. so they could watched what was going on in the room.
"Okay, okay, fine," Matt said,"You don't have to gloat about it!"
"Forget about Sora!" Joe said, grabbing the walkie talkie out of Tai's hand,"I want to know about Mimi!"
Joe turned the volume on the walkie talkie all the way up, when the walkie talkie in Kari's bag started to beep. "What was that?" Sora asked.
"Shoot!" Tai yelled, turning the volume back down. "What are you trying to do, give us all away?"
"Sorry," Joe said.
Tai turned the volume up a bit and heard Mimi say,"Forget about it! Let's just have fun!"
The guys breathed a sigh of relief. "Whew!"
"I'm afraid its not over yet," Izzy said.
"What do you mean?" Tai asked.
"Well, when Joe turned the walkie talkie all the way up, it disrupted the volume on the other walkie talkie as well. In other words, the volume on THAT walkie talkie is now on, and the volume will continue to increase until they are able to hear us, as well!"
"How could that have happened?" Matt asked.
"And how do you know?" Joe asked.
"Never mind that now!" Tai said,"Someone needs to get over there and turned that volume off."
"None of us could do that!" Matt said, facing him.
"I know!" Tai said,"A guy wouldn't even be able to GET in that room!"
"Yeah, a guy wouldn't...."
They looked at each other and smiled, turning to the rest.
"No way!" Joe said,"You won't get ME in drag and over there!"
"Me either!" Izzy said.
"I'll go!" T.K. said.
"What?" Matt yelled. It was kinda funny when it was going to be Joe or Izzy, but this was his brother.
"You guys aren't letting me do anything! I want to do something!"
"No," Matt said,"It was a stupid plan anyway. Where are we going to get clothes anyway?"
"We're sitting above a clothing factory!" Tai said.
Knowing that their was no way that he was going to win this argument, he reluctantly said,"Okay."
KNOCK KNOCK
Sora, Mimi, and Kari looked up from the card game they were playing. "Who could that be?" Mimi whispered.
"I'll find out," Kari said, running over and opening the door. "Can I help you?"
On the other side, stood T.K., in girls pajamas, complete with fuzzy slippers. He had on a blond wig and a backpack swung over his shoulder. "Oh," he said in his best impression of a girls voice,"Is this 314?"
"Yes it is," Kari said.
"I'm sorry," T.K. said,"I must have the wrong room number then, is this the Icakura Party?"
"No," Sora said, from the back of the room.
"Oh no! Is this the 4th street hotel?"
"No," Mimi said,"This is the 24th street hotel."
"Oh no!" T.K. said, looking like he was about to cry. "My mother dropped me off at the wrong hotel! Oh no!"
"It's okay," Sora said, very motherly,"You can call your parents from this phone, and you can stay with us until she comes."
"Perfect!" T.K. thought,"Tai's plan worked! Amazing how he knows Sora inside and out."
"Thank you," he said outloud. "My name is Ranko."
"Well, Ranko," Mimi said,"You can use the phone right here."
"Thank you!"
Across the street, Tai was laughing uncontrollably. "Your bother looks good as a girl!" he cried, watching him through the t.v. screen.
"Shut up!" Matt yelled.
"Okay, bye." they heard T.K. say over the walkie talkie,"I just called my big sister to come and get me. She'll be here soon, I hope."
Izzy, and Joe joined Tai in laughing. "He even said you were his big sister!"
"I'm warning you!" Matt yelled as he was turning different colors of red.
"Guys!" Izzy said, "We've got a problem. If T.K. doesn't turn the volume off on that walkie talkie, I estimate that in thirty minutes, the girls will be able to hear us, as well!"
to be continued.....