This was inspired by the "Five Things" meme currently bopping around LJ.

Disclaimer: Eyeshield 21 belongs to Inagaki and Murata, not me.

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Five Things Mamori Will Never Admit Liking About Hiruma

1. The absolute glee on his face whenever he comes up with something particularly diabolical.

2. In his own way, he works as hard as she does.

3. What he's done for Sena.

4. It's not every teenager who can juggle school, bullying/leading a football team, and blackmailing (as far as she can tell) everyone in their school district.

5. That time she looked in on him after the Death March to find him fast asleep and cuddling a semiautomatic rifle was one of the cutest things she'd ever seen. Slightly disturbing, but cute.

Five Things Hiruma Will Never Admit Liking About Mamori

1. She's not the only person who's not afraid of him, but she is the only person who's ever threatened him with a mop.

2. The damned near orgasmic expression on her face whenever she bites into a cream puff.

3. She's ballsier than half the people on the team.

4. Playing's a hell of a lot easier when there's someone on the bench who knows a strategy from a hole in the ground.

5. After a long practice, there's nothing quite like winding her up until steam comes out of her ears.