War of the worlds

a smashy style

I can't be stuffed to write an author's note here. I can't because I am a bad boy, and if I was stuffed I potentially couldn't move any limbs. Also, if I was stuffed, I couldn't write this author's note! But that means I can be stuffed to make an author's note. Meh. Put your face in the computer and prepare for boredom. Note: I will not do "Jig jig!" or "Pika!" I will use English.

Everyone was frightened by the voice.

I WILL KILL YOU! It said.

Suddenly, Samus jumped out of Kirby's mouth and started shooting.

"Stupid telepathy," she said.

"Are you sure that was telepathy?" said Link.

"Where is the voice coming from?" said Samus.

A Psyduck called swererdess jumped out of Zelda's Poke ball and bit something.

Mewtwo fell onto the ground, in pain.

Jigglypuff was looking at swererdess sweetly.

"Hey Jigs! What are you doing?" said Pichu, relieved that he wasn't green.

Jigglypuff still stared at swererdess.

"Jigglypuff?" said Pikachu.

"I'm gonna marry him!" said Jigglypuff.

"Jigglypuff! You can't marry an untrained Psyduck!" said Pikachu, "And anyway, you need to propose to him first!"

Jigglypuff showed him an engagement ring.

"I'm gonna go up to him and propose, and our engagement will be for two seconds!" she said, smiling blissfully.

"Um…" said Pichu.

"No." said Pikachu.

"People!" said Roy, "We have bigger things to worry about than Mewtwo! We're stuck in the middle of time, and Peppy's machine doesn't work!"

"Well, if we get an electric charge that can give it power, it might work sooner or later." Said Peppy.

Pikachu ran up to the machine, and blasted it with electricity.

Nothing happened.

"It seems we need a positive and negative charge that the wires can run through," said Peppy.

"Hey, Kirby!" said Yoshi, (in yoshi language,) "Do you still have those assorted Pokemon?"

"Yes…" said Kirby.

"Do you have a Plusle and Minun?" said Yoshi.

"Yes…" said Kirby.

The electrical charges ran through Plusle and Minum.

Everyone landed in a rather disorganised planet that had been almost blown up. It was almost if they were re-living Super Metroid, a popular game on the SNES. Though, the fact that there was a crashed space ship that was big enough to hold more than 10 SA-X made it more likely they were on SR388.

"Lolz," said Samus, "I mean, seriously, the next thing you know, the Metroid Queen is gonna show up!"

The Metroid Queen scrambled out of a hole, then ran away and stole a space ship from the Federation.

"Check that," said Link.

"To get out of here and make an unlikely self destruct sequence, we need to get to the final boss lair," said Samus.

They did.

"Now we have to defeat the boss!" said Samus.

"Didn't the boss just run away in a spaceship?" asked Falco.

Samus shot a look at Falco, and Falco backed away slightly.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dark Samus, Ridley, and a SA-X appeared.

Samus poked her tongue out at Falco.

"Um…" said Samus.

All of the bosses looked at Samus.

"I'll leave you to it," said Samus.

All the bosses killed each other.

The self destruct sequence began.

"Quick! This way!" said Samus.

They came to a dead end.

"Stupid collapsing door that collapsed last time," said Samus.

THEY ALL DIED

Fin.